James Blunt
@JamesBlunt
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Cockney rhyming slang for the good stuff; Proof that one song is all you need. New album "Who We Used To Be" out now. On tour in 2024.
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During lockdown, while many other artists are doing mini-concerts from their homes, I thought I’d do you all a favour and not.
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If
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@joerogan
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#youwerebeautiful
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If you thought 2016 was bad - I'm releasing an album in 2017.
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Singing “I saw your face in a crowded place” suddenly seems a little dated.
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Worse must be realising you’re too thick to change the station.
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Correct. I sing for money.
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You’re.
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That day has arrived. You better lube up.
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Mate, I’ve covered this already.
If you’re pretty, you’re pretty; but the only way to be beautiful is to be loving. Otherwise, it’s just “congratulations about your face.”
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Wet.
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JAMES BLUNT!
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said how thrilled he was for my success.
Keith, I only met you once, but I shed a tear at the news of your death. In our business, there are no prizes for being kind, but if there was, that Grammy would be yours.
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Next he'll be stalking you on the internet.
I can't escape James blunt... first it's on in the car and now on repeat in the shop
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At the Q Awards years ago, when
@NoelGallagher
was saying he was leaving Ibiza because I’d moved there, and
@DamonAlbarn
refused to be in the same picture as me, and
@PaulWellerHQ
was saying he’d rather eat his own shit than work with me, Keith Flint came over, gave me a hug, and
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You’re Beautiful will be 20 years old next year, and you know I’m going to re-release that little bitch.
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Been doing this for years.
My favourite thing to do at gigs is to sing really loud but badly so that people who film all the songs have their videos ruined.
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I’m here for you, Snoop.
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From the man who published fake Iraqi torture pictures. LOL.
No. You listen, Olly. When you have millions of followers be very careful what you tweet. There were no shots, in fact nothing happened at all. So you stirred extra needless panic by tweeting false information.
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Sadly not. I had a dodgy tummy that night and shat the bed. Do send them my regards.
@JamesBlunt
my sister just got married at reef villa, Sri Lanka and apparently they are staying in the same room as you did. What we wanna know, did you bang in that bed...could be their claim to fame!
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Could all past and present soldiers of D Squadron please DM me. I’m putting something together.
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I can’t believe you have a friend either.
I can’t believe I have a friend who unironically likes James Blunt and finds jeans comfortable 🥴🥴🥴🥴
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STOP THE COUNT!
If
@JamesBlunt
is the 'King of Twitter', why have I got nearly four times as many followers?
#PopularVote
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Hahahahahahahahahaha! No.
Do you think James blunt has run out of his “you’re beautiful” money yet?
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My first time on the tube in 20+ years. Dude behind me is worried that I think he’s beautiful.
On my way to the
@OfficialNTAs
- my first time on the tube for 30+ years. Hasn’t got any cooler has it…
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Err, she was my ex-girlfriend.
I was reminded of that song "You're Beautiful" by James Blunt. It's a fucked up song if you listen to it. It's about a guy who sees a girl and "falls in love" purely based on her physical appearance. He knows nothing else about her. It's shallow as fuck and kind of shitty.
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Sorry I haven’t put out new music for a while. Waiting till my balls drop.
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And I’d like to sit you down and explain - dollar by dollar - why I don’t care.
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Omar is the type of person who searches for his name on Twitter and doesn’t find anything.
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It rhymed with, “I will always be”.
hi
@jamesblunt
just reflecting on the lyrics of 1973, whats the significance of the year 1973???
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Not if you want to keep them.
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So you catch Coronavirus and have to be hospitalised and while you’re thinking can my life get any worse
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comes on the hospital radio. Perfect.
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Watch how fast that date changes the moment she realises my album is out the same day.
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This morning I shat an entire corn on the cob after eating only sweetcorn for 3 days.
James Blunt developed scurvy after adopting an all-meat diet to assert his masculinity
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Unless they paid me.
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Guys, the government are giving away free drugs, and I am trying ALL of them.
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Wait till you see my cock.
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Hoping she doesn’t see this.
I'm a moderately successful singer/songwriter. My wife thinks all the love songs are written about her but really they're about my dog.
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Mine was on Zoom, and I thought I’d got away with not being recognised, till the instructor asked people if they could think of ways to keep calm whilst driving. Someone suggested listening to some James Blunt, and everyone pissed themselves.
I had to do a speed awareness course and, as a famous actor, it was really humiliating…no one recognised me.
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I do solemnly swear that if my new album (out tomorrow) goes to Number 1, I will never write, record or sing another song for as long as I shall live.
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Offered to sing, and am now being ushered to the front. 🤷♂️
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Lucky the world still has you and me pushing the musical boundaries.
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Quite wet and disappointing?
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It seems she has bad taste in most things.
James blunt, do you want to come to our wedding? I think you’re awful but my fiancé thinks you’re good, she’s weird
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Appeals to no one, but was the biggest selling album of the decade.
Back to Bedlam - James Blunt
Who is this for? It’s too simple and safe for music fans, but too progressive (at the time) for an audience like minivan moms. It rides the middle and thus appeals to no one. Music itself isn’t terrible
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It’s called the menopause, Matt.
Can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm really enjoying
@JamesBlunt
's new album. What is happening to me?!
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The answer is no. You obviously haven’t suffered enough.
Singer James Blunt will be the first performer allowed to play a full house since 17 March 2020.
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However good you think your life is, you’ll never be as happy as I was when I met Hulk Hogan.
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WTF? Have you been living under a rock!?
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Just to confirm, it’s 8pm on Tuesday, right?
I’ve just arranged dinner with one of the most famous musicians of all time. But I am not going to tell you who it is.
😉
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Fed up of
@edsheeran
in your feed? Here's a new song of mine to listen to instead. Oh... I wrote it with Ed.
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After
@EdSheeran
tragically exploded onto the music scene, my dreams of being a pop star were cut short.
But I did what I had to do - including constantly mock my own music - to somehow stay relevant.
Today, people barely remember me.
Never EVER give up.
After the Challenger tragically exploded, my dreams of being an astronaut were cut short.
But I did what I had to do – including hog farming – to purchase my first McDonalds in 1997.
Today, I am honored to represent
#OK01
in the U.S. Congress.
Never EVER give up.
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IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT - I am no longer a One-Hit Wonder. My song “Adrenaline“ just went to Number 1… in China.
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Slightly regretting following the government’s advice to retrain.
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Slightly dismayed that the 1 time I'm on TV in the last 10 years is ona
@LouisTheroux
documentary about Jimmy Savile
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I’ll find you anyway.
@claudiascore
How do you feel about James Blunt? I'd tag him in but I'm frightened of him on Twitter.
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You weren’t missed.
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OTD in 2006, You’re Beautiful hit Number 1 in the US, and i think we can all agree that the world has gone to shit since.
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Admittedly, I was hoping a couple more people might turn up.
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I promise I only started singing when the police needed people to evacuate the train.
Rachel Riley and James Blunt among Elizabeth Line passengers stuck for hours after electrical cables damaged
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A James Blunt mask and some lube would have saved you the trouble.
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I did already.
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Unless I find your bum. RT
@zomboy666
: I've got fucking James Blunt in my head. I suppose at least that means my day can't get any worse.
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Completely forgot to announce the opening of this fantastic cultural experience in glorious Herefordshire. Free entry for both my fans.
@JamesBlunt
Hi James,
I went for a stroll in rural Herefordshire and saw this. Thought it was quite a nice museum experience.
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I think you mean things you do for a blow job.
The things you do for love. Waiting for 10am to buy tickets for
@JamesBlunt
for my wife. Oh it beautiful, it's true.
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I don’t really like you either, but I’m glad you like the song.
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not a really big fan, but was listening to your new album, and boy! Wow! I really love the "don't give me those eyes" song!
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