Now invent calculus.

My kiddo (7) introduced me to her new favorite song, and I feel like @Komaniecki_R should be aware of this gem.

If you hit play on “Master and Commander” at 11:57 tonight, your girlfriend will fall asleep exactly at midnight.

My personal Kobayashi Maru: I have an ear infection and am supposed to rest and stay away from people. I have a five day old baby and a postpartum wife. A new part just came in the mail for my old truck and it is just sitting there. No right answers.

I learned an important lesson from my oldest daughter today: There’s no rule that says dogs can’t play basketball.

“All 11”. Let me tell you friends, we don’t hang any hats on those years.

Kids asked what a group of cheetahs was called. Worth looking up.

@goldengateblond

Proud today to have voted for @VoteGloriaJ.

Let my people go, brother

Some stellar leadership here. Tim if you aren’t going to even try to protect your constituents, resign.

Oh good, two things I don’t care for.

Can’t wait.

What’s the buzz? Tell me what’s a-happenin.

Just watched a man at a bar in Penn Station order two martinis, pay for them, promptly pour them into an empty Evian bottle, and then walk out all while Billy Joel’s “Uptown Girl” played on the jukebox. Happy holidays!

This is a BF(advent)D.

Some people *like* their children. And can count them.

I am not well.

This is so ridiculous and makes me smile so big. Get paid, cinco.

“Had a difficult time with fans rushing the field”. I’ve never punched anyone because I “had a hard time”