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@JakeThomasLong

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@JoeWritesThings
Joezempic 💉
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Glinda when she can't be arsed #TheTraitors
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@AyoCaesar
Ash Sarkar
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The move for Rachel should've been murder Faraz, keep Roxy, and let her spearhead the drive to banish James. Why did they murder a faithful who'd have never, ever voted them out?!
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@georgegriffiths
george griffiths
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rachel’s game unravelling right in front of me #TheTraitors
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@RyanJL
Ryan Love
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Stephen really misunderstood what Rachel was saying and in turn now throws her under the bus before she even says a word. Painful to see it possibly fall apart at this stage #TheTraitors
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@JakeThomasLong
Jake
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Rachel is the only really deserving finalist and she's going to miss out ughh #TheTraitors
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@roylbIue
kim 🦃
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i need to be knocked so hard in the head i forget i ever watched this and get to experience it again for the first time
@ilyaarozanovs
connor storrie’s emmy when
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people were asking for the most sickening transition of all time
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@JakeThomasLong
Jake
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Stephen I love you but Rachel has fully had your back so shut upppp #TheTraitors
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@neet_sol
Neet
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Do people on LinkedIn know that one day we are going to die
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@UweBollocks
Big Supernaturals
2 days
This is why "these guys are weirdos" was the best political messaging Democrats ran on since 2008, and then they just stopped doing it
@atrupar
Aaron Rupar
2 days
Trump on NATO: "Until the last few days when I told them about Iceland, they loved me. They called me daddy." (He means Greenland.)
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@cstsher
C.
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This upgrade! From horrible right-wing phoney Prue Leith to national treasure Nigella 🥰
@superTV247
sᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴛᴠ
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🚨🚨 NIGELLA LAWSON is set to become a judge on The Great British Bake Off this year! Reports state that she has already been in talks to replace Prue Leith, who today announced her departure from #GBBO after almost a decade, and Nigella will now be signing the contract! 🍰
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@AndyGraham22
Andy 🪿
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Mercedes just aren't very good at making this silver/black livery work, I think it's time to go back to just being the Silver Arrows.
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@Yiannified
Y♡
2 days
angel mentally and physically torturing these women in the middle of nowhere with gas station margaritas and hot dogs for survival, having gizelle almost losing her mind. haven’t laughed this much with potomac and y’all calling the show dark?
@JaysRealityBlog
jay
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#RHOP Sneak Peek: The group confronts Angel after she gets lost
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@JillFilipovic
Jill Filipovic
2 days
I have absolutely no opinion about the Beckham family drama but this is absolutely incredible.
@_Cypher_Rkive
ITZ²³¹
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Y'all not going to convince me that Brooklyn Beckham is a victim of his parents when they supported him in every one of his careers, especially when they financed his photography facet and that was his job. I'm dying at the descriptions 🤣🤣
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@Jetsam_Shoes
Jesse RT
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Stephen and Rachel, don’t doubt each other now, I beg #TheTraitors
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@superTV247
sᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴛᴠ
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I need them to murder Faraaz because I need them to say Jade / James are framing Rachel because I need the traitors to BOTH win and MOST IMPORTANTLY… because I need Roxy to be stood at the fire-pit when they win #TheTraitors
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@RyanJL
Ryan Love
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Cannot bear the thought of Rachel not winning because of Faraaz tbqh #TheTraitors
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@NoJusticeMTG
NJ
2 days
Labour, having spent their entire tenure in office pandering to Reform, have converted precisely zero voters. Generational L.
@YouGov
YouGov
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🧵/ How would Britain vote at the start of 2026: Our new study of 17,000 Britons breaks down current voting intention by factors such as age, socio-economic classification, past vote, and more...
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@woke_stan
baddie
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We are witnessing the downfall of #RHOSLC And it’s all because of Heather, Whitney, Angie, Bronwyn and Brittani.
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@LePapillonBlu2
ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ
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We’re about 1,882,963 straws past the last straw but if something could finally be the lastest straw, that’d be great.
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@NotWoofers
Woofers
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Chill out gang we’re just going to repeatedly threaten your sovereignty and throw a temper tantrum because our glorious leader (who is not a demented fat sexual predator and is actually bigly smart) did not get a Nobel Peace Prize.
@FaytuksNetwork
Faytuks Network
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U.S. Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent urges Europe not to retaliate against Trump’s threats, telling leaders to “sit back” and “take a deep breath,” and keep an open mind.
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