Jesse Thomas
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I’m sorry but I am fully behind Harry now. This line and then the way he manoeuvred Paul into recruiting too so he can shank him. Genius little snake
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Martha when she finds out Tennant’s other companions got to keep their own versions and she had to make do with Mickey
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In the office and one of the top managers is on Grindr.
I’m FIGHTING the temptation to tap just for the chaos.
The pics be hot too 👀
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And I had never heard of Lewandowski before today but I’ll take the comparison, I guess 🤷🏼♂️
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So today, while under a pretty tree in St. James’s Park, my boyfriend clumsily pulled out a ring.
Folks, I’m engaged.
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Well I wasn’t expecting such an amazing response! All of your comments have been lovely and have had me smiling. Thank you ❤️
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Turning looks
Stunting pretty
I’m the bitch from New New York City
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Honestly Ginny and Bimini were a delight this episode.
It was so refreshing not having to see someone forced to adopt the educator role but instead just witness two people openly and frankly discuss their experiences. Wonderful 💛
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Caught my boyfriend giving a teddy bear a goodnight kiss before he got into bed. How cute.
In unrelated news, I’ve just thrown a stuffed animal out my bedroom window because it’s a homewrecking slut.
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Gays: “I wish I had a film like ‘Love, Simon’ when I was growing up”
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“And then Mollie ran from the castle into the night. They say to this day she’s still out there. Roaming the moors, bereft”
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I'll let you peep inside my stocking
If you show me yours 🎅🏻
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“If you don’t want queer superheroes who’s going to design the costumes”
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Me - *whispers* You’re my favourite, don’t tell the others
McCoy - *bellows* YIPPEE! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME, I’M HIS FAVOURITE!
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Finished a gig, then ruined a guy senseless and now running full pelt through London to get the last tube. Honestly being gay is so exhausting
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@Ethan_LMP
The deleted scene where Capaldi hacks at her hair with scissors as he moans about the colour of his kidneys and a dinosaur gobbles them up is WILD
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Waiting for
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“Er, excuse me laydeh. What’s that your baking there?”
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🚨 Morning Update 🚨
So I had a few drinks last night…
Messages were exchanged. Albums shared.
And the conversation got descriptive.
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Work on Monday is going to be… interesting.
Stay tuned.
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It’s taken 4 seasons but it’s finally happened… I’ve already forgotten the chorus to the girl group song
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@PhysicianHeal
Not intentionally but now you mention it I wouldn’t be surprised if that’s what my subconscious was going for 😅
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Not making it into the Daily Star, being referred to as a ‘bloke’ and them using one of my bulge pics in the article 🤣 I’m done 💀
EXCLUSIVE Bloke beats work's 'no shorts' policy by wearing skirt during UK heatwave
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I love how many gays have gone to see ‘All of Us Strangers’ this weekend. It’s what Andrew Haigh deserves. He gives it to us EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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I’ve seen far too many of you retweeting this so I’m just gonna come out and say it…
A gay boy putting on a Spider-Man morph suit is not cosplay
What picture makes you go "wow i really ate with this cosplay" ?
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