Doctuche
@lidocaine_v2
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Conservative-Liberal//Medicine//Satire//Views are mine alone//contact: [email protected]
Lagos, Nigeria
Joined January 2024
Slowly doing away with my pessimistic approach to life. I now firmly believe I’m one of the chosen, lucky ones.
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Na that camo wey he wear cause all this. If to say he wore his white on white uniform, everybody for comport.
Military officers don't take orders from civilians until it's time for them to escort yahoo boys girlfriends to Club, they will take order like mad and they will even carry bag... The nonsense we see on snap 😂😂😂😂
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Is this play?
Panic as gunmen abduct 6 Defence Ministry Directors on way to Abuja https://t.co/9wUQKow33z
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Only one reason you were in this predicament. I hope you’ve learnt your lesson ❤️
She just came to pack her stuffs and threw the bread I got her and was calling herself slurr words and brought out her phone to started saying I hit her. This is the fucking bastard I allowed into my house and her name is Oshoze mike. @ShozyLozy
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11 days into the NARD strike and it’s crickets. Quite interesting.
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The average Nigerian service provider will jump you who’s next on the queue in favour of the person yelling to be attended to, or the “smart” guy clearly cutting corners.
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“Sovereign” nation where two terrorist groups are comfortable enough to fight for territory.
Scores between ISWAP and Boko Haram. So far, 170 ISWAP killed, 4 Boko Haram Killed. 7 boats, captured only three escaped. Several weapons captured by Boko Haram. ISWAP may retaliate tonight. @DHQNigeria
@HQNigerianArmy
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Same problem we’re still dealing with
Enough said! Doctors working hours should be regulated. You can’t trust the judgment of an overworked doctor. Even the most skilled doctors can miss what’s right in front of them when exhaustion sets in.
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This is a medical condition btw. It’s not like he urinated on your bed on purpose. How do you think he’d feel seeing this post?
I paid him a visit, and he bedwetted while taking a nap.
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Getting called fine and handsome by every group at work never gets old 🤣
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I sometimes wonder if people use those Google generated passwords
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To make the record more impressive, Chelsea rotated their defenders and GK in the last 2-3 games where they conceded 2 more goals. It could easily have been just 13 goals all season. Cech for instance holds the record of conceding just 13 goals in 35 premier league matches.
How did Chelsea even do it? 15 goals in 38 matches
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Players in the league not playing for Chelsea, United, Liverpool and Arsenal get away with a lot.
Doku ended his 24-game Premier League goal drought in style! 🇧🇪🎯 His first goal since January 2025 vs Ipswich Town and what a strike it was!
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One day, Arsenal fans will tell the truth about let it all work out.
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Thank God I no longer comment on matters like this.
Ladies, if you had preeclampsia with your first baby, there’s a high chance you’ll have it with another baby because their dad is the common denominator. Some men contribute to preeclampsia in women and that’s a fact. Once you are pregnant, start drinking one cup of beetroot
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