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Conservative-Liberal//Medicine//Satire//Views are mine alone//contact: [email protected]

Lagos, Nigeria
Joined January 2024
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@lidocaine_v2
Doctuche
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Naija Tech Twitter, please we need your advice.
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@MedNorms
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Today is another day to remind us to not keep quiet about the ABOLISHMENT of LONG CALL DUTIES! Till we see the change, don’t give up 💪
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@lidocaine_v2
Doctuche
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Watching this video gave me the sinking, terrifying feeling that this will be Nigeria one day. But instead of doing it to foreigners, we will do it to ourselves.
@Olamide0fficial
OLAMIDE 🌸💖
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South Africans chased Non-South Africans out of a hospital in South Africa and denied them medical care 😳💔
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@lidocaine_v2
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@GalaxyFMUg
100.2 Galaxy FM Zzina!
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Hello Admin, today, I noticed my husband has skin rash!! What could this be??? Chicken Pox or Scabies????
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@lidocaine_v2
Doctuche
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Being triggered by someone who befriended rich babes to leech on them is a choice. Not ignoring someone who asks for the pictures of girls' palms for God knows what is your fault.
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@lidocaine_v2
Doctuche
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You know peptic ulcer is mostly caused by bacteria and prolonged use of NSAIDs right?
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@lidocaine_v2
Doctuche
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Tennis fans, do Alcaraz and Sinner play every day? I swear they’ve played like 3 times the past month.
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@therealchilotam
Chief Chilo💋🇺🇸
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Answering Fitness Questions From my Community☺️ | Full Video on YouTube: https://t.co/VzY98c6Eb3
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@lidocaine_v2
Doctuche
21 hours
Their government is in full support.
@Morris_Monye
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The South African govt must stop this level of nonsense or South Africans all over the continent will start receiving this level of exclusion. Enough really!
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@lidocaine_v2
Doctuche
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Also never taken a loan post med school.
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@lidocaine_v2
Doctuche
22 hours
I don’t check prices while shopping and pick anything that catches my fancy.
@SemudaraAbayomi
Bayomi
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What’s your biggest financial flex?
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@lidocaine_v2
Doctuche
22 hours
But online neutrals will call others “mob”. 😃
@basilabia
Basil
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I am just finding out that one of the ADC events that the APC thugs disrupted in Lagos was a health outreach to over 4,000 residents in Lagos. Nasty work!
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@lidocaine_v2
Doctuche
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You just know the skill level of whoever is tasked to insert the IV line
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@lidocaine_v2
Doctuche
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The yellow cannula inside cubital fossa is what is annoying me more.
@peace_igho
Peace Ighodaro💛
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Spa day 🧖‍♀️ ✨✨
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@lidocaine_v2
Doctuche
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Even when I try to give some of you the benefit of the doubt, I always regret. You people know what you’re doing.
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@lidocaine_v2
Doctuche
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So it’s sensitive to tell you to spell the name of a tribe correctly? Especially when bigots have turned the misspelling into a slur?
@The_Barr_OluT
Bléh 🦄💜✨
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I’ve always ever written it as Owambe. I’m just reading today that it’s cultural misappropriation to spell it this way. Omo…. Are you sure we’re not getting too sensitive as a people? Few days ago, it was ‘Igbo’ and ‘ibo’, today it’s ‘owambe’ and ‘owanbe’. It’s hard to catch
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@lidocaine_v2
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“The president doesn’t matter” “Electricity is for only ice block” “Fuel subsidy is fake life” “Forex subsidy is bad” “A working Nigeria won’t be cheap” Now, they’re subtly pushing “minimum wage doesn’t matter”. Never seen a government get this much leeway.
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@lidocaine_v2
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One vaccine to prevent all cancers?
@BRICSinfo
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JUST IN: 🇷🇺 Russia officially announces cancer vaccine is ready for clinical use, rolled out to patients for free.
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@lidocaine_v2
Doctuche
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‘Own goal’ robbed
@UtdXclusive
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🚨 OFFICIAL: The goal of the month for the club is awarded to Bryan Mbeumo’s goal against Burnley! #MUFC
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@lidocaine_v2
Doctuche
2 days
I bet he felt like Socrates just before he hit the “send” button.
@senor_hachi
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How can he charge $50k for a wedding for people from a country where minimum wage is N70k?
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