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@DGRMSP

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*silently judges your footwear* (He/Him)

Minneapolis, MN
Joined September 2019
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@DGRMSP
St. Paul Pork Product
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The two worst offenders
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@jms_tny
james
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bears are the hottest class of gay man but god tempered their hotness with their love of t shirts with like a whale wearing a bowler hat and eyewear choices that make them identifiable as hillary voters from 50 feet away.
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@DGRMSP
St. Paul Pork Product
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I want David to CorenSWEAT in my mouth
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St. Paul Pork Product
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It’s pink btw.
@forallcurious
All day Astronomy
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🚨BREAKING: Earth may be trapped inside a giant void in space, scientists say
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St. Paul Pork Product
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The one and only time it is acceptable to use the big light is if you are looking for something you lost, end of list.
@DudespostingWs
Dudes Posting Their W’s
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This guy shares a 90 second video on how to light interiors and it will change your life
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@DGRMSP
St. Paul Pork Product
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I stumbled into some good lighting so…
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St. Paul Pork Product
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It’s flattering to me but I also find it funny how many straight-up p* rn-only retweeting accounts will retweet my pics… like their feeds are a litany of bearback fuckfests and then there’s me beveling my leg in the work bathroom lmao.
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@DGRMSP
St. Paul Pork Product
13 days
Shoutout to my fellow retail workers who don’t know what the hell a “three day weekend” is lmao
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St. Paul Pork Product
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Making sure my upper thighs get some sun so I can start wearing my new Chubbies with the 2” inseam
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St. Paul Pork Product
16 days
Not a want, but a NEED.
@Bringatrailer
Bring a Trailer
16 days
Now live at BaT Auctions: Modified 1990 Volvo 240 DL Wagon 5-Speed.
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St. Paul Pork Product
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HAPPY PRIIIIIDE. C U @ The Eagle???
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St. Paul Pork Product
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Goodnight, gays 😘
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St. Paul Pork Product
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Happy Fat Guy Friday to those who celebrate
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St. Paul Pork Product
21 days
As homosexuals it is our duty to speak up to our friends who bleach their hair and completely skip the toning process. Some of you might be okay with a head of brassy yellow hair staring at you but it’s an affront to my very delicate nature and I won’t stand for it.
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@DGRMSP
St. Paul Pork Product
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Pt. 2/2. …and how I’m no longer going to let resentment build in friendships. Tell me how you feel or GTFO!. I thanked my therapist through tears, gave him the biggest hug I could muster, and said goodbye. And that’s all she wrote! ✌🏻❤️✌🏻
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St. Paul Pork Product
23 days
Therapoutfit Of the Day, Series Finale Pt. 1/2:. Today marked my final appointment with the therapist I’ve been seeing for 6.5 years. He’s off to Oregon and I’m taking a break from therapy for a little while. Today we talked about the recent death of a once very close friend…
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@DGRMSP
St. Paul Pork Product
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If you look at his face, he’s Roman statue-levels of attractive, but that fuckass mullet and TERRIBLE starter mustache (it’s SO bad) get in the way. Also he’s a Mormon so you know he’s FUCKED UP in real life, and he’s definitely gonna blow his vocal chords out by 40.
@beyoncegarden
𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚
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when are we gonna be honest about benson boone😭
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@DGRMSP
St. Paul Pork Product
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My favorite Kylie song is all grown up🥹.
@MinogueUpdates
Minogue Updates
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25 years ago, Kylie Minogue released ‘Spinning Around’
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@DGRMSP
St. Paul Pork Product
1 month
Y’all don’t understand how hard it was as an American to get your hands on a good copy of this song.
@MinogueUpdates
Minogue Updates
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19 years ago, @DanniiMinogue released ‘So Under Pressure’
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@DGRMSP
St. Paul Pork Product
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For me, being on Twitter/bsky during the Tonys must be what it’s like for you theater gays when I start talking about cars 🤣.
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