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it must genuinely suck if you're on hour 4 of playing candy crush and someone suddenly shoots you for no good reason and you look up and it's your co-worker
Earlier today, one of our officers was shot while protecting our subway system. I am relieved to report he is in good condition now, and we have arrested the suspect who put so many lives in danger. I cannot thank these officers enough for their bravery.
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I used to think the whole thing where Upton Sinclair wrote The Jungle as a socialist call to action and American audiences were like "ew!!! In our FOOD?!" was just sort of darkly funny but with the passage of time I think it might be the single perfect American anecdote
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We’re asking readers to not engage in any @nytimes platforms tomorrow and stand with us on the digital picket line! Read local news. Listen to public radio. Make something from a cookbook. Break your Wordle streak.
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if this is really it imma find my wife and head to pf changs
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This is kind of cheating, but I edited Tim Burton's Batman (1989) into a silent film and I rewatch it so often. One of my favorite creative exercises I've ever done, speaks to Burton's visual genius that the film still works so well without sound.
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First saw it in between my 3rd and 4th summers as camp counselor, and “[TITLE CARD: LAST DAY OF CAMP] You kids better get back to your cabins [sip of coffee] you’re gonna be in big trouble” is the answer Honorable mention to “I SAID NO”
I’d like to do a tournament bracket that we all participate in to figure out what the very best line from Wet Hot American Summer is
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Me, aged 20, seventeen beers and half a pack of Marlboro Reds deep while attempting to fight a traffic cone: I’m gonna need you guys to do more to encourage free debate and inquiry
What are the top things universities could do to encourage a culture of free debate and inquiry, not just in the classroom but also in dorms and dining halls?
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We have already ceded so much to theater kids. We cannot cede sports too
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Steve Belichick's broader vibe is somehow the exact midpoint between Peter Stormare in Fargo and Peter Stormare in The Big Lebowski. Astonishing work from the young coordinator.
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“Our subject today: New York gangs. Are the Warriors responsible for the death of Cyrus? Our next guest says they should ‘come out and play.’”
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BREAKING: Mike Richards has stepped down as the host of Jeopardy! Official statement via Sony:
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Just realized that uninsured people have very lowest vax rate of any adult demographic, per @KHNews. Lines up w/ other reporting suggesting U.S. healthcare system is hampering vax efforts: ~1/3 unvaccinated cite "fear of cost" as reason, and many don't believe it's free
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