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Volcanic Protector Man.
Aurora, Ontario - Canada
Joined October 2011
@rickygervais Hey Ricky! Ill be the guy with the Karl Pilkington tattoo on his ankle at your Toronto show, come find me. #RickyGervais
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Friends/Family/Followers - Heed my call!! I will be changing the name of this account from @Vikanuck, to another name (TBD), and using the Vikanuck name to recreate, refresh, and restart a brand new account. I truly hope to see as many of you from this account in my new one. ✌️
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But I want to learn how to just absolutely crush them from the inside out and stop them at their own deplorable game. I don’t even have a YouTube channel or anything. This is just something I want to do for my own satisfaction haha 😂🤷🏻♂️
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Hey @LinusTech could you possibly do an episode about the concept of Planned Obsolescence in modern tech?
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#chrispratt ...Otherwise, you are a bigot, you are a homophobe, you are sexist, you’re absolutely anything negative that they can paint you as to emphasize how wrong and evil you are for NOT liking something, and how high and mighty they are FOR liking something.
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#chrispratt I don’t hold the same values and visions as Chris, but I really think that it’s a goddamn shame that you’re just basically ‘not allowed’ to be against anything anymore. You absolutely HAVE to be FOR everything if it’s under the guise of “moving things forward”......
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Oh and just FYI - I’ve been keeping the air in my apartment INSANELY cold, just so I can wear the hoodie and be comfy as fuck every night haha 😂 Ace decision going with Champion man👌 They make some seriously quality shit.
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“We have fought Eagle, and Bear! And the Eagles only beat us by 3 points!!” Once again, #SouthPark is YEARS ahead of the curve. @Trey_Parker Down goes the “#WashingtonFootballTeam”, I guess the @Indians, @Braves and @NHLBlackhawks are next!? 🤷🏼♂️ Time’s a changin’
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My eagle eye spotted @DougBenson at the 2005 roast of Pamela Anderson. Looking fairly certain even back then, that he’s never seen anyone make a worse attempt at trying to be funny than Tommy f**king Lee.
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The Simpsons done predicted it again. If you are actually one of those people who hoarded TP in all this, i hope that the last half of what you have biodegrades #ToiletPaperCrisis #ToiletPaperPanic
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Or maybe even Al Cap-Pacino...? I mean come on, ONE of those has to be shelf worthy!! 😂
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And I’m sorry but WHAAAAT THE HELL IS UP WITH THE GUY IN THE DRESS?!?! Why the freakin crap does everyone have to so boldly let their freak flag fly these days?! Call me whatever the hell you want lol, that shit is just WEIRD!!
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Sooo... I’m obviously not “certain”, but based on this particular couch gag, #TheSimpsons appear to live in Illinois?? Maybe? I mean #Springfield is RIGHT there haha. possible!! 😂🤔🤷🏼♂️
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Who gives a fuck if he spoke and shook hands with Trump? Do you think he chose that seat? No But he is a gentleman, and didn’t want to get caught on camera snubbing him just to make liberals happy, so he spoke with him and shook hands after like an adult. It’s called being civil.
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Are we not even allowed to be “risqué” anymore? This song was literally written about a guy who just wants to spend more time with his girl, not fucking rape her Bill Cosby style. That’s JUST the context this generation has plastered it with. Not what it ACTUALLY means. Idiots.
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I genuinely don’t even like this song, but with that, if I have to hear some cheesy ass PC version where John Legend actually says in a song “It’s your body it’s your choice” JUST so the easily offended people won’t flip out - I fucking hate this world now. #BabyItsColdOutside
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The world needs a remake of Home Alone like I need a second dick. Like you think it sounds like an awesome idea at first, then you end up with this monstrosity that nobody ever wants to look at. #LeaveHomeAlone
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