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The advent of new weight loss drugs has a huge impact on everyone in South Park. When Cartman is denied access to the life-changing medicine, the kids jump into action.
The new exclusive event SOUTH PARK: THE END OF OBESITY premieres May 24, 2024 on Paramount+!
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Cartman has a nightmare that all of his friends have been replaced by a diverse group of women who express their grievances about the patriarchy.
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Enough with the specials, a new season of South Park is on the way.
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Bruh…new South Park special on Paramount+
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Kewwwwwwwwl.
The advent of new weight loss drugs has a huge impact on everyone in South Park. When Cartman is denied access to the life-changing medicine, the kids jump into action.
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Bitch, you a Hobbit.
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Bruh.
The all-new South Park Season 26 will premiere in February on Comedy Central.
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SOUTH PARK: SNOW DAY drops tomorrow!
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Less than 2 days, you guys
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I’m not just sure, I’m COVID-positive that you guys will enjoy the
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Barbra’s memoir ‘My Name Is Barbra’ coming November 7th. Pre-order the book in the US:
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Watch it now! Even if you’re at work, tell your boss to get fucked and go home to watch! (OK, maybe don’t do that)
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Scavengers Reign on
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Preview of new
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I said, Kyle’s MOM…is a big, fat fuckin’ BIIIIITCH…
A 30-piece orchestra performs a rendition of "Kyle's Mom a Bitch". The 25th season of South Park premieres Feb 2 at 8/7c on Comedy Central.
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🎵 I’ll love with you with every gay beat of my heart, I swear! 🎵 I swear, Kyle!
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Legend. He also guest voiced as Benjamin Franklin in the South Park episode “I’m a Little Bit Country”.
Norman Lear, the writer, director and producer who revolutionized prime time television with such topical hits as “All in the Family” and “Maude” and propelled political and social turmoil into the once-insulated world of sitcoms, has died. He was 101.
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Watch the new
@SouthPark
special THE STREAMING WARS now on
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, or I’ll make you eat your parents.
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Do your thing, Butters.
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The season 21 premiere of
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has now been moved to September 13. See you then, you goddamn buttholes!
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The iconic South Park theme song gets a new rendition with a 30-piece orchestra. The 25th season of South Park premieres on Feb 2 at 8/7c on Comedy Central!
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Season 25 premiere this Wednesday!
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All those lonely nights
At the grocery store
In the frozen fish aisle
Feelin’ like a whore…
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I’m gonna jack it where the sun always shines…
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It's September 11, you all know what that means...
...it's Butters' birthday! Happy birthday Butters, you son of a bitch!
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Goddammit, Butters…
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One of the best movies of last year was actually AWESOM-O Movie Idea
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New episode Wednesday!
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I know it’s thought that COVID-19 originated at a “wet market” in Wuhan, but I dunno...all signs still seem to point to KYLE.
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I can’t believe Norm MacDonald is no longer with us…or so the Germans would have us believe.
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Dave Chappelle’s new Netflix special “The Closer” is fucking great!
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If you drive a Crown Victoria and you're not a cop, you can go fuck yourself.
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🎵 My mom’s the best mom! Better than your mom! Let’s sing it together in harmonyyyy! 🎵
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Backing into parking spots: why fucking bother, people? Especially those who seem to take a few minutes to do it. Just pull the fuck in.
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Just one more day you guys, I'm super seriously!
South Park’s first-ever supersized episode, "The Pandemic Special" premieres tomorrow at 8/7c on Comedy Central.
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If I have to see the trailer for that shitty-looking Welcome to Marwen movie one more fucking time, I'm gonna bust a nut in ALL your asses.
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Heidi is REALLY smart and REALLY funny. I mean...right, you guys?
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Fingerbang! Bang bang! Fingerbang, bang! Bang bang bang!
I'm gonna fingerbang, bang you into my life,
Girl, you like to fingerbang and it's alright!
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The Broncos may not have a quarterback, but at least we don’t have Carson Wentz.
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New episode this Wednesday!
PC Principal questions the number of Nuclear Emergency Drills Mr. Mackey has been conducting at school. The all-new episode titled, "Back to the Cold War" premieres Wednesday, March 2nd at 8p ET/PT on Comedy Central. Read the press release:
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My mom is so poor she waves around a popsicle and calls it air conditioning.
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Finally got that U2 bullshit off my phone. Go fuck yourself, Bono!
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@SouthPark
premiered on this day 20 years ago - August 13, 1997, with "Cartman Gets an Anal Probe".
#DaFuck
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