Doug Benson
@DougBenson
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Listen to my free podcasts @DougLovesMovies (weekly) & @WIDEWORLD0DOUGS (monthly) https://t.co/mFxyG8q7At for tour dates https://t.co/h5TSWUb4q1
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Joined January 2009
Holland, MI! I’ll be making my first visit ever to your beautiful town when I do stand-up at the Park Theatre at 7:00pm on Wed, 7/16. I think I’ll check out the movie HOLLAND with Nicole K sometime before I get there. Get tickets to see me at
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I know there’s much bigger things to be upset about right now, but it’s 30 minutes after the published start time of the movie, AMC Theaters, and we haven’t even gotten to Nicole Kidman yet. Does everybody have to lie about everything these days? @AMCTheatres.
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If you trust a bongino, the next thing you know, it topples over and disgusting bongino water ruins your carpet.
For the record. I'm never going to believe a word Pam Bondi, Kash Patel, or Dan Bongino says ever again. Who else?.
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Los Angeles…and the world! . DOUG LOVES MOVIES is live streaming from Dynasty Typewriter on Sat July 26 at 3:00 pacific (6:00 eastern). See it in person or watch the stream! .
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Saw 40 ACRES last night, an intense post-apocalypse action movie starring the great Danielle Deadwyler, who spoke after the screening. If hot dog eating contests aren’t your thing, see it in a theater today. @MagnoliaPics #40Acres
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If you’ve enjoyed Dan Sebree’s recent appearances on my podcasts, check out his new spesh! @DanSebree .
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Ok, stupid!.
@vladimirlesbian Realists did not protest yesterday. Realists know that non-violent protest will not achieve a damn thing.
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POPE UP THE JAM.
Pope Leo XIV has called for priests, deacons and parish leaders to accompany migrants to court and stand in solidarity with them.
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Love these guys so now I’ll be forced to watch the story of a rich a-hole adjusting his attitude because he had a nightmare about ghosts for the millionth goddamn time.
Robert Eggers is set to write and direct a new ‘A CHRISTMAS CAROL’ movie for Warner Bros. Willem Dafoe is the top choice to play Ebenezer Scrooge. (Source: Deadline)
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THIS BITCH.
Gaines: I accept her apology and see this as a really big win. You have this famous public figure now issuing a groveling public apology and backtracks after tweeting pro-trans propaganda, if you will.
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Scammers in the replies trying to run a scam on me because they didn’t get the joke.
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Macklemore’s house was robbed. Local thrifters are being brought in for questioning.
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If AMC is gonna put an ad that isn’t a trailer in the “premium” spot right before the movie begins, they should change their slogan from “we make movies better” to “we’re actively trying to stop people from coming to movies altogether”. And during this premium ad, I’m either.
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See you in July, San Diego!.
Ready to puff, puff, pass and laugh? @DougBenson's Doug Loves Movies is coming to #SDCC once again:
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Whenever I reference the show COMICS UNLEASHED.I pronounce it .Unleash-ed to make it sound Shakespearean.
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