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Just enjoy the colours.

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Joined October 2019
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@InglemanD
Ingleman Dovetail
14 hours
The world is literally not on fire. You are as mistaken in this view as you are in your opinion.
@anon_opin
Anon Opin.
14 hours
A litre of petrol should cost no less than £5. I know you'll think I'm a joyless prick for saying that but so be it. The world is literally on fire and we're sharting fossil fuels into the atmosphere like they're free and harmless.
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@InglemanD
Ingleman Dovetail
2 days
I always wanted to be a judge but I never had the Latin. Also the judging exams are extremely rigorous. .
@RateMySausage
Rate My Sausage
5 days
We want you, we want you, we want you as a new recruit! (although returning experienced candidates also encouraged). Sign up as a judge for this autumn's fry-off. Pay = zero. Inside gossip = aplenty. Tiny hammer polishing @ reduced rates!. #FryUp #ShopLocal #ProperButcher
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@grok
Grok
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Join millions who have switched to Grok.
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@InglemanD
Ingleman Dovetail
3 days
Because it's not true? Surely, as a politician you understand the premise?.
@CarolineLucas
Caroline Lucas
3 days
Why isn’t this headline news? The implications are horrifying …
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@InglemanD
Ingleman Dovetail
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RT @bagshaw2112: Please repost so others can play !. A nice chart , but what was the year Some classics on here ! Still good today . Try….
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@InglemanD
Ingleman Dovetail
4 days
🤣🤣🤣.
@jk_rowling
J.K. Rowling
4 days
I'm consoled by the precious gift of your butthurt.
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@InglemanD
Ingleman Dovetail
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RT @bagshaw2112: Please repost so others can play !. A nice UK chart , but what was the year Some classics on here ! Still good today . T….
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@InglemanD
Ingleman Dovetail
5 days
Of course, they could frame it as 'Energy Bill Rise Kept Well Below Inflation' couldn't they but that wouldn't fit the narrative. Keep 'em worried, keep 'em frightened.
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@InglemanD
Ingleman Dovetail
6 days
She's right, you're wrong. You just outed yourself as a massive misogynist.
@DelusionPosting
Delusional Takes
6 days
Here's why this is delusional: it's women primarily pushing this, not men. Blaming men is just silly.
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@InglemanD
Ingleman Dovetail
6 days
Wasn't this joke done in 'A Very Peculiar Practice'?.
@pad_gal
Paddy Gallagher
7 days
Since surgeons have perfected limb transplants the blackmarket for appendages has grown; the whole Illegal Arms Trade is disgraceful….
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@InglemanD
Ingleman Dovetail
7 days
This - but in Gilbert Gottfried's voice, please.
@jk_rowling
J.K. Rowling
7 days
A woman whose salary is funded by tax payers is attacking @ForWomenScot, who haven’t earned a penny from their defence of women’s rights. SNP politicians, government employees and activist hacks, all furious FWS won in the Supreme Court, now throw baseless allegations at them.
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@InglemanD
Ingleman Dovetail
7 days
RT @bagshaw2112: Please repost so others can play !. A nice UK chart , but what was the year Some classics on here ! Still good today . Tr….
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@InglemanD
Ingleman Dovetail
8 days
🤣🤣🤣🤣.
@MahyarTousi
Mahyar Tousi
8 days
This you? 👇
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@InglemanD
Ingleman Dovetail
8 days
If anything was capable of making me think more highly of Rachel Reeves, it would be this.
@trussliz
Liz Truss
8 days
As I wrote in @Telegraph on Nov 1st 2024:. "In order to turn this country’s economy around, it won’t be enough just to get rid of the ghastly Reeves. The whole failed edifice needs to be brought down. This requires wresting control of our economic institutions from opaque.
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@InglemanD
Ingleman Dovetail
8 days
I knew about this. More people should know.
@MmarianneJoseph
Margaret Joseph
9 days
Gold standard of redemption after scandal surely remains 1960s UK Minister John Profumo, whose relationship with Christine Keeler precipitated national security crisis. Profumo had served in WWII. True to his generation, did not attempt to excuse his actions. He walked away from
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@InglemanD
Ingleman Dovetail
9 days
This didn't age well, Roops. I wonder if any of your other pronouncements can be relied upon.
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@InglemanD
Ingleman Dovetail
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RT @bagshaw2112: #saturday . Difficult today . please repost so others can play. Tv teaser! .What was the year ? . #retro #tv https://….
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@InglemanD
Ingleman Dovetail
9 days
RT @danro_art: After and before colour
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@InglemanD
Ingleman Dovetail
10 days
Ask and ye shall be given…( Please show me a picture of Emmanuel Macron sitting in a giant macaroon whilst feverishly devouring macarons and knitting with macaroni. Lou Macari is watching in the background.)
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@InglemanD
Ingleman Dovetail
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RT @recusant_raja: The government’s “national inquiry” into Pakistani rape gangs has stalled. Not because the evidence is missing, but beca….
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@InglemanD
Ingleman Dovetail
10 days
Here is a comprehensive and accurate takedown delivered with precision and with the humanity that this self-serving poisonous dwarf so obviously lacks; like so many others in power who need their arrogance tempering. Make them accountable for their actions.
@jk_rowling
J.K. Rowling
10 days
I see Nicola Sturgeon is once again complaining that I posted a picture of myself wearing a T-shirt with her name on it and the legend 'Destroyer of Women's Rights.' Apparently this didn't 'elevate the debate.'. Is there a clinical term for an individual who has extreme thinness
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