Talking to mom in quarantine like she’s my hs bff

Biden’s note is so powerful

going offline for a bit for my mental health* *to listen to Andrew Scott on Quinn

anyone want to do the Challengers Challenge? (fight over me then kiss)

what even is jumanji to you lady? because it sounds like you think jumanji is going INTO jumanji but in jumanji jumanji comes out. the kids dont go into jumanji jumanji comes OUT of jumanji. ONE GUY, one guy gets jumanjid into jumanji but the rest of jumanji is jumanji comes out

NEWS ALERT: deadline for all jokes about the earthquake in New York is 12pm ET

joining the discourse^

was that an earthquake or are you just excited to see me?

oh no it’s happening again (googling graduate school, cutting my own hair, “cleaning up” my linkedin profile, feeling weird at night, “looking into” CBD, buying a planner, looking at photos of my parents at 26, thinking about wearing a hat, taking the enneagram quiz)

having a friend crush is so embarrassing like hey would you be interested in understanding me

So grateful to finally announce my next book, coming to a bookstore near you sometime soon! Condemned— The story of American criminal justice told from those who suffered the most injustice: Black children @thenewpress @CalligraphLit

jake gyllenhaal vs. people who can’t pronounce melancholy

The way I know this look. Seething with anger on behalf of a girlfriend but trying to hold it back and listen

Christian Girl Autumn! This Woman Had Such a Destructive Summer Fling That She’s Turning to God: https://t.co/nSpEGrpmC3

IM CRYING OMG

QUIZ: Is He Your 'Darcy' or Just Mean to You?: https://t.co/JrPegd31cD

https://t.co/rcK6g3sVmu

overstimulated all by yourself handsome?

This is literally a coming of age movie 😭

if that’s ur girl then why did my email find her well