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Rob Killjoy

@ImRobKilljoy

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Ghostbusters. Pumpkin pie. Wrestling. #UglyDucklings I make up for my lack of pleasing aesthetics in personality. I'm technologically stupid so go follow me.

Shelby, NC
Joined March 2016
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@ImRobKilljoy
Rob Killjoy
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@NotThatTomGreen
“Tom”.
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Heel Shibata should do a vignette like the Jurassic Express return, but it’s Shibata in the hospital bed and Joe removes his brain to give him an evil one.
@MengsMullet
Meng's Mullet + face paint because its October.
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Heel Shibata's matches should just be him murdering people in 2 minutes or less.
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@LecieGeneva
Lecie Geneva
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Evil is the word you’re looking for. It’s evil.
@___jbone
Jay
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Cancelling SNAP benefits during the holidays is crazy.
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@Strandjunker
Andrea Junker
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The fact that there were no counterprotests shows that Trumpism and MAGA barely exist outside of social media. This movement has gradually collapsed completely within the population. — It’s difficult to fill the real world with Trump government troll bots.
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@nobullnigel
blame nigel.
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I love taking accountability because yes, I did say that and let me tell you why I did.
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@NickKristof
Nicholas Kristof
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If this $172 million in taxpayer dollars were used not to buy luxury jets for Kristi Noem but instead restored money cut from USAID, the money would save approximately 34,400 children's lives.
@davidaxelrod
David Axelrod
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In their never-ending quest for "efficiency," the admin has bought not one, but TWO luxury jets for $173m so @KristiNoem can travel in style to her next media event! All this, while they raise health care premiums on tens of millions of working Americans. https://t.co/csBtMsHOr9
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@EVILSCRE4M
evil
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American Horror Story: Asylum (2012)
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@IncelProust
🔻scheming vizier 🪂
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"white people use racism to cope with their poverty and misery" is kind of a trite observation but sometimes it's that simple
@heywildrich
Rich 🐺
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Yes, I make pretzels at the mall. I keep the food court exceptionally clean and the pretzels are fresh, soft, and hot. That alone contributes more to American society than any brown third worlder ever will.
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@juliettekayyem
Juliette Kayyem
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Generally, narcoterrorists are not repatriated unless they aren’t who Trump and Hegseth say they are. Seems like we are just randomly killing people in boats.
@nytimes
The New York Times
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Breaking News: The Trump administration has decided to repatriate two survivors of a deadly U.S. strike on suspected drug runners in the Caribbean Sea rather than prosecute or hold them in military detention, people with knowledge of the matter said. https://t.co/YTpRT3lkxY
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@daviddunn177
Evan
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“The No Kings protestors are such dorks!” said these people.
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@RoyIsThaTruth
King Roy
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If the government shutdown why federal taxes still coming out my check ..if yall shutdown ..then shut all the way tf down 🤷🏾‍♂️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@notcapnamerica
chris evans
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You cannot “engage in sex” with a 6 year old. They were raped.
@wildstein
David Wildstein
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A former aide to Gov. Chris Christie is sentenced to ten years in state prison for engaging in sex with a six-year-old. https://t.co/6BvXT7pxzB
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@WillowMantis
Christy ✨
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@patriot_savvy Oh hun, it’s because they felt sorry for you.
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@mike_peori90730
peoria_mike
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@imtherealAvery
Avery
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@Catheri16757657 @patriot_savvy Exactly. They complain that protest are too violent. Then complain when it’s not aggressive enough. These people have no direction. They cannot even sort through the conflict within their own mind.
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@IAmJohnAles
John Ales AF™️
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He lost the election. You cannot convince me otherwise.
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@Logically_JC
John Collins
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I like how they are carrying American flags without attacking police with them.
@RonFilipkowski
Ron Filipkowski
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Just a bunch of paid domestic terrorists in Portland, Maine.
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@ennui365
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@Denver4VA
Denver Lee Riggleman III
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Mental illness as policy. It’s inevitable that stupidity and this catastrophic weirdness will end our republic.
@highbrow_nobrow
The Intellectualist
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A GOP lawmaker says he entered politics after hearing what he believed was a baby crying—until, he says, God told him it was actually the sound of aborted fetuses: "…that's the sound of the unborn that are going to die if you don't run for office." https://t.co/csS7JtacvE
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@michaelt5656
REPUBLICANS AGAINST MAGA
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This is the kind of turnout we need for the midterms!
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@EdWhelanEPPC
Ed Whelan
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Almost as if Trump administration is trying to avoid judicial review of the legality of its lethal attacks on suspected drug traffickers
@ATabarrok
Alex Tabarrok
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Bizarre and troubling: the U.S. kills at sea without trial—but won't try to prosecute the survivors in open court.
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