8 years. 0 scandals.

Instead of releasing the Epstein files, Congressional Republicans pulled the fire alarm and left the building.

Megan Byron, wife of the guy who got caught bringing his not nearly as pretty side piece to a Coldplay concert, has issued a statement.

Hi @grok, how many Guilty pleas resulted from Robert Mueller’s Russia investigation?.

“If you don’t stop talking about the Epstein files, I will strike Iran again!”

“But why didn’t Biden release the Epstein files?”. These people walked out of Donald Trump’s White House holding binders they never opened that said “The Epstein Files” on the cover.

They’re releasing the MLK files. But not the Epstein files. Because Donald Trump is in the Epstein files.

I bet Republicans wouldn’t hate Hunter Biden as much if he was a pedophile.

What you have to understand about Donald Trump wanting to arrest Barack Obama is that Donald Trump is a pedophile.

I wonder what Donald Trump is going to think of today to try to distract you from the Epstein files he still hasn’t released because he’s in them.

Barack Obama has been living rent free in Donald Trump’s head since November 4th, 2008.

When you look back on Donald Trump’s presidency, all anyone is going to think about is Covid & Jeffrey Epstein.

We’ll see the Epstein files as soon as Pam Bondi finishes redacting Donald Trump’s name in them.

Be a black man?.

With models as young as 15 years old. Because Donald Trump is a pedophile.

A guy too scared to show his face on here has been in 40 bar fights?

Sure, talk about arresting Barack Obama. That’ll make it go away.

Grand Jury testimony is not the Epstein files.

I’m proud to have never voted for a pedophile.

Don Jr.: “My father has a very specific way of speaking.”. Yes, he does. His father: “Enigmas never age, have you noticed that?”

May your weekends be filled with wonderful secrets.