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@IdlehandsSSB
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used to play smash. (i still do but less often now)
Joined June 2018
Bill Simmons rationale for The Devil Wears Prada being his number one rewatchable movie of the last 25 years being “You get to go places. There’s a costume change. You get to go to Paris.” is why he’s the best podcaster in the world. Tears down my face
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i discharged my firearm into the wall at panera bread and now i get to meet hero officers
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Scrolled past an instagram that started “Costco in Mexico is NOTHING like the U.S.” and said “Who cares” out loud, closed the app and deleted it off my phone. What the fuck am I doing with my life.
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My hands are too far gone to try to draw lines but here you go I've been around since the start of Ult which is prob 4 or 5? Technically former state PR in two states :^) I'm def hella carried by my out of game stats tho
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so dissapointing, I hope the victims can find peace moving forward also every smug qrt is proof that victims of SA are still never taken seriously, genuinely gross how many people are obviously happy this happened just so they can feel vindicated in their prior bigotry/hatred
This post is on behalf of @mokamimii for the sake of exposure. Tw: Sexual assault, emotional manipulation https://t.co/hndoIQU96I
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the idea that people were born for certain things is fiction meant to make you give up on doing better
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On stream the other night, I made a Ult tier list based purely off of statistics and tournament results from the past 2 years. It uh...it's something.
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Forgotten NASCAR lore: In 1998 The Joker and his henchmen tried to take over Charlotte Motor Speedway prior to the start of a Cup race, so Batman had to show up in the Batmobile and defeat him after a car chase through the quad oval. Somehow we don't talk about this.
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Free Lunch Motor Club. Where all you need is 4 wheels and a destination. 11/7 @ https://t.co/K6clKUghqw
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Uber sends notifications like "hey want to take an Uber right now?" No thanks, buddy. It's more for when I need to go somewhere
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Me: “Hey are you even paying attention or are you writing/drawing something random over there?” My student:
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I only hate 3 characters in this entire 80 character roster and I have to fight all 3 constantly
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*player with the worst fundies you've ever seen* "yeah i'm thinking of picking up joker"
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this is actually killing me
Morrissey Cancels Upcoming Shows Due to ‘Credible Threat’ on His Life https://t.co/oRI7pSy8Uf
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Glad I kept the secret going long enough. But yes, I am featured in the New Yoshi game! Yoshi and the mysterious book. They got my skin color correct and everything as well, proud of Nintendo on this one. 🙏🏽
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