Luis Alcada
@Icebreakerdee
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I do comedy and spoken-word type stuff. Won an award one time. Alleged mastermind behind Icebreaker Dundee
Dundee, Scotland
Joined August 2016
I've been reading up on the situation in the Middle East and I've concluded war is bad and we shouldn't do it
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These are incredible fun!
Episode 68 is now live! This show was recorded @dundeefringe on 15th September 2024. The panellists were @Icebreakerdee @AndyBullick & Julia Knight. They were sharing On This Day topics and 'discovering' Dundee history with host @richardpulsford Link: https://t.co/TciOKg11WR
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This was so fun
Episode 63 is now out! This show was recorded @edfringe @HSTheatre41 on 6th August 2024. The panellists sharing On This Day topics and mining some Edinburgh history with host @richardpulsford were @caitrionadowden @Icebreakerdee @paulconnollyact Link: https://t.co/1cgzaijfuR
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If I was wolverine I'd probably just carry some regular knives around. Then I could pull them out without slicing my knuckles. Like, they're not even illegal or anything
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Now all the people who like taking a moral stance have left, this place might actually become fun again
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My conspiracy theory is that those metal detectors at the airport don't actually do anything, the staff just make it beep if someone looks dodgy
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British people sure talk a big talk about burning parliaments
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I hate when celebrities die and suddenly everyone's their best pal and biggest fan but goddammit, Janey was different. If you knew her even in passing, you believe every word. She was even bigger than her legend. I wanna be like her when I grow up
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Monkeys will never type Shakespeare, study finds
bbc.com
Australian researchers have poked holes in an old thought-experiment known as the "infinite monkey theorem".
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I don't want a fitness app that shares my progress, I want one that discreetly calls my therapist when I eat my 2,000 calories at breakfast
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About to play a board game with 7 yo Child Me "Are you ready to lose?" [Child looks at me quizzically] Me "That's called trash talk" Child "Ah. You're trash. At the game. And life. And everything" Don't want to play anymore
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The problem with being nice is that people sometimes take me up on things, and then I have to be like "Dude I'm not actually helping you move, I just offered cause it's what my parents conditioned me to do, WTF?"
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Because British rulers went out of their way to create a society as fractured as possible to stop the peasants ever uniting in revolt, while making them think it was their idea? ... I mean regional banter
Why the fuck do the English have like 25 different accents when all their major population areas are like a 15 minutes drive from each other .
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It's finally happened. Ordered a vinho verde at a cocktail bar, and the Scottish barman corrected my pronunciation of it ❤️ Cultural appropriation is the highest flattery
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Hot take: only animals that consent to being a pet are actually pets. That's dogs, horses, and about 10% of cats. Anything else is just an animal you hold hostage in your house
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Interviewer "What's your greatest weakness?" "Well, if you hit me repeatedly, my chest opens and a glowing ball comes out for a few seconds" Interviewer "I'm sorry, you sound overqualified to be a minion"
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This person must whisper their pineapple on pizza opinions to a priest
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Sometimes when I get a letter about taxes or insurance I pretend it's a piece of fictional lore set in a dystopian future, to trick myself into reading the whole thing. ... so just me?
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In most realities James Blunt is known as a legendary comedian and entertainer, after his albums flopped. But you all had to make him a pop star in this, the darkest timeline
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"Hi. This is Luis. We've been emailing for years? My name's clearly spelled in my email just above?" British people:
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