President Trump, you made a big mistake. By trying to divide us up by race, religion, gender and nationality you actually brought us closer.

"Cookie you deserve to be happy" @rachelwittlin on @EmpireFOX

Hey @AMCTheatres how to speak with a customer service representative? I've been trying for 20 minutes.

when did @SoundCloud start hitting me ads all left and right? #dafunk

Were just here trying to be Jews http://t.co/YEgcTuzfzI

That point of the night when the quotation marks aren't active so Javascript decides not to work. #straightfuckyourself #js

@MichelleVlsqz your grammar is embarrassing.

Apple gives no fuck http://t.co/wLfEVUuU85

Homeboy Zuck about to drop some Facebook knowledge on y'all. http://t.co/zkUA70GqHK via

Hit a Home Run With Your A-B Testing [Infographic] http://t.co/zctqHHPhoR

RT @Digiday: Millennial media-consumption habits explained, in 5 charts http://t.co/3Ucx5KAukl. Some truth fo yo Monday

Jerry & George compete to pick up the same woman on a plane. When Jerry sneezes, George jokes about Ebola & gets them both quarantined.

Words I just heard yelled down the halls of EMG, "Fuck dat. Kisha gotta save Kisha." #funfridays #toomuch #displace

"Grouper is tinder for orgies" - @rachelwittlin

Tonight @GameOfThrones and @HouseofCards were robbed. #breakingbadneedstoslowitsemmyrole

The dream is free. The hustle is sold separately.

Face tats are the gauges of 2014

I like this <3 http://t.co/C7htW1j0ax