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I’m down with Georgetown. 5’13” in LA. From nearby Laredo, TX. Views mine. Husband/Dad. Cowboys, Hoyas (00) USC (10), Dodgers, Aggies, Spurs. @hoyatexas Insta

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Lorenzo Cortes ✈️
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Advertise your a account with one pic you thinks sums it up
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🍻Beer Goddess🍻
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Advertise your account with one pic you think sums it up
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Family member sent me this
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Laredo and San Antonio presently:
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That our flag was still there
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Told ya we'd be back. 😉 #LaredoTx , we're open and ready to serve you at our McPherson location! See you there?
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Adolis Garcia is going after all of Houston
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KPRC 2 Houston
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Texas Rangers open new tampering investigation into Harris County Judge Lina Hidalgo’s office
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I think “looking like Gollum” is the most generous thing said about Virgos on the hellscape
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Rude Astrology: The Knowledge No One Else Has.
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Taurus be like: beauty ❇️ then go ahead and date Virgos that look like Gollum.
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@amandamull @alex_kirshner Go to LSU, my ass (I’m going to USC)
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Dying
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Film Session w/ Coach 30 - #COLvsORE
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Dez Bryant is taking the fall because Linehan and Garrett don’t know how to run an offense without a top flight RB and can’t design a pass game for a young QB
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Could be a ribeye tbh
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lets spana
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Name a random Texas town
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Woke up and chose violets
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What's your first thought when you see this kitchen?
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Celebrating 15 years of marriage with the lovely Mrs. Cortes!
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Happy 13th wedding anniversary with the lovely Mrs. Cortes! Look at us in the background!
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Wesley Snipes is one of the most relentlessly positive people on here. It’s uplifting.
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Wesley Snipes
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You can show love without following it up with something negative. It won't hurt you. I promise 🙏🏿
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Jimbo Fisher is the only big name from the 2017 hiring cycle that hasn’t been fired or gone through absolute hell
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AM I BEING DETAINED
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Whenever someone asks me what growing up in Florida was like I just show them this video of this unbothered alligator being dragged out of my high school
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THAT OUR FLAG WAS STILL THERE
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Maddy Skye
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A San Antonio tradition coronavirus can’t change: Barbacoa & Big Red on Sundays, thanks to Taco Haven
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Also we gotta stop the idea of “because you get paid a lot we get to treat you badly” that permeates every segment of American culture. Money isn’t a kick me sign for grown adults.
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Reet the Naysayer
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He absolutely is being wronged. You think cause they paid him a lot of money that makes it okay. And last i checked Russell didn’t play defense and give up 70 points to an offense. Please stop
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You’re gassing an electric car
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What’s the first thing you notice?👀
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I got to hug my mom for the first time since Christmas 2019 today
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EA is going to ensure social distancing for the next decade and a half thank you EA for your service to our country
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I know it's trite to say this given that in our lifetimes they have a national championship, some SEC titles, and high brand awareness, but if Georgia wasn't a sleeping giant, it was at times a napping one. And now they are all the way awake
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Radi Nabulsi
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#UGA Five-star Signing Count: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
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@amandamull The Glee cast deserves a 30 for 30
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Today we welcomed the rescued Coco Chanel Cortes to the legion of floof.
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Happy birthday to my Dad! I love him a lot.
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@Lizzs_Lockeroom "Do you realize twitter is watching us as a family?! Do you understand the memes?! I'm not going 3-1 again, or 2-2..."
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I AM ONCE AGAIN ASKING IF YOU ARE DOWN WITH GEORGETOWN
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I got to close out my birthday with the kids and dessert!
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Just so we’re all clear it’s great that we have Hoya alums who post here but if you’re a t shirt and hat fan of Georgetown you are family too. Anyway let’s get a who’s down with Georgetown check in for a splendid Saturday night in the spring.
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Three generations of Cortes dads
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One of them loses to Georgia a lot
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Nature is Amazing ☘️
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You know the difference?
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Christmas Eve with the missus!
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Has Jimbo Fisher lost control of LSU
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BCS Joseph🤘🇻🇦
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@LateKickJosh Denver Harris suspension at LSU is the latest in a string of off-field incidents A&Ms 2022 recruiting class has encountered. While obviously this one happened outside of A&M, is the character of Jimbo's recruits indicative of a larger "culture" problem in Aggieland? --Houston, TX
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Where were you when Will Grier trolled the Texas defense and dropped a rainbow laser and converted a 2 point conversion and then took an unsportsmanlike conduct with a horns down and won the game anyway
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I didn’t get into Georgetown just because I’m Mexican American, I got in because I was good - but it’s likely my application and so many others would have been ignored outright without affirmative action by institutions that lean to legacy admissions.
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Nah a year where everything is canceled or vacated is your brand
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We’re seeing a lot of Pearl clutching by the establishment about NIL because the “wrong” school figured it out before the regarded bluebloods did.
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No, no eres chorizo
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@tribjazz 2012. He saved his legacy, career, the big 3. He stared into the darkness and darkness blinked.
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This is 42!
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Happy birthday to my lovely wife!
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Shaun White is the Shaun White of Shaun White
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Happy 16th wedding anniversary to my lovely wife! These have been the best years of my life.
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Things about Georgetown I love That they let me in Jesuit learning philosophy The SFS The professors My dudes who are family to me - all of them, alums and non alums Living in DC Wisey’s Tombs Booeymongers Things I don’t like Decisions they make Mostly the decisions
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Cortes Family, SoCal, Mother’s Day 2023
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Rex Chapman shadow ban
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Pop Base
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Twitter implements new policy to limit visibility of, and even permanently ban, accounts who post duplicative or ‘copypasta’ tweets. This includes “identical or near-identical content Tweeted by an individual account or many accounts.”
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@CWilliamson44 Schefter here was uh
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A&M, Oregon, Arkansas, Stanford, Kentucky, off the top of my head got culture wins today. Yes, stars primarily matter, but sometimes you need to commit to beyond yourself and invest trust in others. That’s how teams win when obvious solutions don’t work.
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I share a birthday with mom and my grandfather, so it’s a good day for the brand
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@wokeeth @oldfilmsflicker “Text of a chicken contract”
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@thesarahkelly There’s simultaneously a lot and not a lot happening with that truck
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Cupid, Donner, and Thiccxen
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Patrick Ewing is a Hoya legend but also failed as HC. It’s ok to be both. Just like being the former doesn’t extinguish the latter, don’t let the latter be your lasting memory of him, either. A lot of us are Hoyas because of him. It’s a day we didn’t want to see, but had to do.
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Celebrating my wife’s birthday with an early celebration!
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I also reiterate that A&M can NEVER trust Texas at the admin level to get any sort of good deal out of renewal. The price of never playing Texas in regular season football to be in the SEC was the right choice then and it will be forever.
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This weekend for my wife’s birthday we did a lightning weekend in New Orleans. It is a special place, a treasure of many cultures, and I’m grateful we shared this weekend together.
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Proud of @GeorgetownHoops - they’ll get it right eventually. It was a blessing to see them live. It was like coming home
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Alison has peerless footage of time lost to history
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Vintage Los Angeles
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Los Angeles, 1961
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Thanksgiving 23 with the better 99 percent
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Burt Reynolds turning down Star Wars was the best move for Burt Reynolds AND Star Wars. Harrison Ford basically played it LIKE Burt Reynolds would have. Shoot Greedo, the Kessel Run, all those lines are basically Burt Reynolds things that Harrison Ford cosplayed.
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Me and the missus
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My son gave me this, which is great
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@iam_johnw @CassidyHubbarth This is me because I’m old
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Happy birthday to our son, who’s sharp with the wit, precise on the chess board, and kind to us all. We love you! You don’t just carry my name, you enhance it every day for the future.
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A&M football might not win a single thing in my lifetime on the planet earth but they’re pissing all the right people off which is the true meaning of college football all said and done (plz win tho)
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Lovie Smith is from Texas. His big sandy beard rustles in the Illinois wind. He recalls a memory of brisket and defense.
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Manziel won the Heisman but Evans had a case to be the best player Texas A&M has produced in any sport this century
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Turkey day 20 20
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3-1 Texas A&M vs 4-4 Texas in the Houston bowl
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Whatever you were, whatever you will be, you are Georgetown
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Engettening on a Friday
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Happy birthday to Linda! She’s the brightest light in our lives and is a blessing to everyone who has the pleasure to know her. We love you!
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It’s my Cliff Harris year! Happy to get to 43!
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This kind of anger results in that kind of cowardice to go after a kid
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@ChelsIsRight Zigzagging across the old Alexandria YMCA parking lot. Walking from my office to a meeting on Wisconsin because of the traffic jam caused by the manhunt. Tight lean at the Georgetown Exxon because I didn’t want my head blown off.
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I hope Georgetown never again antagonizes its alumni, demoralizes its student body, and insult the intelligence of our non alum fans like this ever again.
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We celebrated the 16th anniversary of our first date this past weekend with a splendid outdoor lunch
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@talkinbpractice @Popehat It’s time for some maim theory ?
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@rebecaking Thankful to say I don’t recognize her
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IS BRONNY GOING TO GET DOWN WITH GEORGETOWN?
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Carmine Novello
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Per Source, Ed Cooley is traveling to visit Bronny James. Source went on to add that the James family love Ed Cooley’s “attitude and drive as a coach”. Something to monitor #Georgetown #Hoyas
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@garbage_can_dan @Braydenominator the dog also seems to want to know this answer given his central role in the outcome
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NASA getting the asteroid
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Brandon
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Easter 2023 with the lovely Missus
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In the Big Easy with my wife
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@Lightroom
Adobe Lightroom
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one photo that makes you go "i did that"
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Today our first born turns 13! I’ve never been prouder than when I became a father; she isn’t the best of my wife and I in one person - she’s going much further than that.
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Darrell Green’s fake smile is NFC east twitter right now
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I don’t have any green shorts
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Fran
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Gentlemen, what is stopping you from looking like this?
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The media is not Georgetown’s problem; Georgetown is Georgetown’s problem. Free @HilltopHoops_ from the shadow ban
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And I said to the golden calf, brother, whatcha gonna do when the stone tablets come down on you
Scientists at Exeter University have reconstructed this 3D model of how Moses might have looked.
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THE INDIANS KEPT A 4-3 LEAD IN THE ALDS @samanthabunten @Reflog_18 @jujubee453
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If you’re a Texan then you should have a bar at home stocked better than actual bars. #texasforever
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I still believe in Georgetown because Georgetown believed in me. Coach Ewing bring us back.
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When it’s jersey day at work you get down with Georgetown @GeorgetownHoops
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Capping a splendid Saturday night with the family
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Alex Caruso is the Wes Welker of Danny Ainges
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Malik Mack attends the finest university on the planet and also went to Harvard
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Treylon Burks made literally one play in 2021 and got into the first round
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@DanaSchwartzzz Hey we also got TRADE DISPUTES
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Happy New year!! 2024 is the time!
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