Hope Janette🦖
@HopeJanetteTX
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Hold onto your butts Likes: Magnets🧲 milk steaks🥛🥩& ghouls👻 dislikes: Peoples knees, cover your knees up if youre gonna be walking around everywhere 🦵👣
🌟Lonestar State🌟Texas 🌞
Joined March 2009
Avengers endgame spoiler with no context #Avengers #Endgame
#AvengersEndGamespoilers
#AvengersEndame
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🚨PEDOPHILES. KIDNAPPERS. VIOLENT ASSAILANTS. These are just some of the most dangerous illegal aliens ICE took off our streets this Tuesday.👇
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I didn’t even know who ilia malinin was a week ago and my heart just broke for him
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I am way too invested in this figure skating free dance. A week ago I didn’t know who Madison Chock and Evan Bates were. Today, I’m their biggest fans and honestly the French judges are corrupt as heck. Bring back freedom fries.
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Texans are American-adjacent. Anyone from Texas who introduces themselves as American first is not a true Texan. I don't make the rules.
@riskoriented @kyleumlang No your American.
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Love every two years getting to sit on my couch eating chips and yell at world class athletes from all over the world to get it the fuck together
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Millennials prepping for their 7th “once in a lifetime” event this year
BREAKING: Europe may begin selling U.S. assets in response to a new conflict with the US, a move that could trigger a dollar collapse, per Bloomberg.
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MLB fans realizing the Astros are the only team that can beat the Yankees and dodgers in the postseason
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Not making the playoffs will never hurt me because I lived through losing with this team.
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YOU CAN BE HAVING A BAD DAY AND HERE COME THE HOUSTON ASTROS TO MAKE IT WORSE
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Ramon Urias hits a rocket single and then Jose Altuve beats out the great throw from Cody Bellinger to score
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I am a(n): ⚪️ man ⚪️ woman 🔘 Astros fan seeking: ⚪️ men ⚪️ women 🔘 Yordan Alvarez
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everyone check on your dads
BREAKING: Ozzy Osbourne has died at 76 - PA
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I do not know how to put this gently but part of being a good driver is using the gas and brake as little as humanly possible
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I’ll give Astros fans the credit where it’s due… they are the absolute pinnacle of haters. They do not discriminate, they don’t play favorites, they hate everyone equally and with every fiber of their being.
Not gonna lie, Schwarber going down to one knee while hitting a nuke in the All Star game gave me chills
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The battle for the Silver Boot returns! Thanks to the @texaslottery, you and three friends have a chance to win an Astros MVP experience on Saturday, July 12! RT to win! #LUCKHAPPENS
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