ATTN Yankees fans “trolling” Astros fans by saying we live in our mom’s BASEMENT there are no basements in Texas. We live in our mom’s GARAGE APARTMENTS thank you
Tom Verducci asking Jose Altuve about Ryan Tepera's comment and his reply will not surprise anyone. Just praises the White Sox as a good team and says the Stros were focused on winning. No clap back. No guff.
Yankees fans are understandably stoked for the Cole signing but forgot that dude
@LMcCullers43
threw 900 curves in a row to end their 2017 seasons and is back in the lineup to do it again in 2020. ❄️❄️
Joe Kelly :
-On cheating Red Sox that beat Dodgers in 18 WS
-essentially blew the last inning of the Dodgers 2019 season
-basically useless in 2020
-Dodgers hero because he pouty lipped at Correa
-the 2020 WS was not vs the Astros
Lmao
If the Astros would have been swept the entire country would be dancing on their grave but instead a graphic of a broom has the whole country crying, again, about the Houston Astros. Turnabout is fair play. Deal with it.
Honestly I don’t question the Astros coaching much but why wasn’t there a single visit from Miller/Murphy/Dusty/Maldonado in 5 innings? That’s the question I’d ask if I were in the room.
⚠MENTAL GYMNASTICS, A THREAD:
Twins fans who called the Astros cheaters but are thrilled for the Correa signing. First they had to do it with Marwin, now with Carlos 🥴
Jose Altuve is chasing the all-time postseason home run record. He is currently at 23, behind only Manny Ramirez with 29. Here's a thread of all of his postseason home runs, with stats, in reverse chronological order. Have fun 🧵
I am a(n):
⚪️ Male
⚪️ Female
🔘 Astros Fan
Seeking:
⚪️ Male
⚪️ Female
🔘 A normal resting heart rate
I beg of you,
@Astros
finish this tonight.
#takeitback
I guess I’ll just have to suffer through this punishment of having to watch
SPRINGER
ALTUVE
BREGMAN
ALVAREZ
CORREA
BRANTLEY
GURRIEL
TUCKER
MALDONADO
VERLANDER
GREINKE
and the ❄️ MCCULLERS Jr ❄️
Not sure if I can deal. 😏
Buster Olney was the one who made a stink about Maldonado’s bat. Color me SHOCKED. to reiterate, it did not give him an advantage, it was a safety concern.
Bregman was so hot in the 2022 post season. On base all 13 postseason games. Hit .294, 5 doubles, 3 homers, 11 RBI, .948 OPS.
Don't care what anyone says this was the most impactful AB of the postseason for me. This is when the tide turned.
I gotta say it's extremely satisfying that Bauer, Clevinger, Cole, and Chapman are all on the couch when the Astros got this far with an injured reining Cy Young, injured ROY and a dozen rookie pitchers.
#ForTheH
oes
Just caught this from Tuve, took a pic then gave it to a kid and Altuve gave me a thumbs up from the top of the stairs. Feeling VERY special right now.
The Astros are a dynasty and anyone who wants to say otherwise is just too big of a coward to admit it. THEY said the window was closing in 2018. THEY said the window was closing in 2020. THEY said the window was closing every year since 2017. THEY don’t know ball.
If Jose Altuve hits a leadoff home run tomorrow I will send $100$ to one person who retweets this and follows me and
@ApolloHOU
- must be an astros fan to win i will be checking
Lol They’re really booing Altuve. My brother in Christ, Carlos Correa literally told y’all to shut the fuck up if you didn’t know the facts and he’s in your dugout.
The Astros went 18-1 against the Mariners last year and not one of those sad, soaking wet lumberjacks has spoken publicly about the cheating because they know their place. It’s kinda nice.
I would argue someone shit talking a 71 year old man walking through the concourse is softer than the man screaming FVCK YOU ASSHOLE when he's outnumbered by 40,000 people