Hoover
@Hooverr
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what if the government wants us inside because they’re going to surprise us with a new water park.
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twitch mods meeting the streamer they’ve been tier 3 subbed to for 17 months
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are we just going to ignore the fact that the guy from blink 182 just got the navy to admit ufos are real.
NEW: In official statements, the US Navy has for the first time officially stated that the three UFO videos made public by former Blink-182 singer Tom DeLonge’s UFO research organization are footage of real “unknown” objects violating American airspace.
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ok why the fuck did that duck want grapes from the guy at the lemonade stand when he knew they didn’t have any. what a self entitled little piece of shit duck.
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cultural impact:. █ . █ . █ . █ ＿.gangnam all the kpop. style music groups.
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I shoot a mo'fo in the throat with my bow. 😜. 👊/||\_ . _/¯ ¯\_. Tomahawk chop is my death blow. 👋 . \ 😎. || \_. _/¯ ¯\_.
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what if we kissed inside the population cube 😳🙈.
All the ~7.3 billion people composing the human race today, would fit into this cube [source:
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if you’re a social media influencer staying silent about what’s going on right now because you don’t want to be “political” or lose followers, just admit you want to keep racists in your fanbase.
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who is joe?.for the blind, joe is the light. for the hungry, joe is the bread. for the thirsty, joe is the fountain. for the sick, joe is the cure. for the prisoner, joe is freedom. for the traveler, joe is the way.
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im taking roll call, when you see this tweet please respond “here” so i can mark you down for attendance.
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if 5g radiation isn’t real then explain people that unironically use laughing emojis.
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ok ladies, no offense but how dumb do you have to be to fail a pregnancy test? i mean just study lol 😆.
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sorry jacob but the you were actually the only person that didn’t get a kiss. the 7.7 billion rest of us kissed someone on new years!.
i can’t be the only person who didn’t get a new years kiss. .
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logan paul and shannon briggs when they see the judges in the parking lot
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i was trying to go to the bathroom at ihop and this kid wouldn’t stop following me around
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hey hoover, you left your phone back on the private jet! make sure to double check for your phone next time you get off the plane!
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this guy is worth $1.2bn and gave me $5 to feed my family. true colors have been shown smh!
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thinking about what my club penguin girlfriend from third grade is up to nowadays
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i can’t imagine how oj simpson must feel knowing his wife’s killer is still out there.
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im crying tears of joy i can’t believe he’s back.
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hi I got my account back 🙃 just case I ever get hacked again, here’s the ONLY nude I’ve ever taken! can’t threaten me with it now 🤠🖕🏼 get a life
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yeah she’s your girlfriend but whose ti-84 calculator did she ask to borrow.
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kissing your homies isn’t “gay”, it’s a little thing called respect 🙄.
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when the teacher puts on classical music during independent reading time
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nevel papperman.
ISIS has a new leader. We know exactly who he is!.
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i’m 21 so fuck it we ball ‼️ tonight is gonna be a motion picture 🎥 🍿
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hey @AppleSupport i accidentally deleted an app on my phone called “flappy bird” and for some reason there’s no option for me to reinstall it. is there any way i can reinstall it?.
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sorry kpop stans, can’t hear you over the sound of me streaming the gummy bear album ☺️✨
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@SwaggerSouls swagger i think you accidentally put the music video of never gonna give you up by rick astley instead of the clip of your face reveal.
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happy 10th anniversary to danny devito gaming.
gaming.
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just bought my first nft for 11 ethereum! so happy to finally be apart of the nft family ❤️
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hey boomers! if you take away our video games, we’re taking away your nursing homes because unlike us gamers, you all won’t respawn 😎.
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i just drank a lava lamp thinking it was a chug jug and now i can feel my kidneys shutting down.
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whenever im feeling down, i look at my photos from 8th grade to realize ive already hit rock bottom
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what school does the lofi hip hop girl go to? she’s been doing homework for the past 24 hours.
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