SwaggerSouls
@SwaggerSouls
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Sexy hunk of man with no face. Also loud co-host of the @GoonsPC podcast. Twitter banner by @8vo_wfs For business inquiries: [email protected]
Joined October 2015
COME SEE YOUR KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR AT TWITCHCON SAN DIEGO! You'll probably catch me at the @GamerSupps booth! October 17-19 and get your tickets now at https://t.co/lBokeuvvrf
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my phone won’t fucking charge anymore I think I got my AI girlfriend pregnant
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.@grok how many times do i need to cum to fill up the new Goons x GamerSupps Pixel Cup that's available now using CODE: GOONS for 10% off?
NEW GOONS x @GamerSupps Pixel Cup and Mousepads available now!!! GO BUY IT SO WE CAN GAMBLE 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇 https://t.co/WOnCdVwpfk
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I DRANK THREE AND NOW MY DICK WONT RETRACT USE CODE: SWAGGER
gg premium energy cans available now in our first 3 flavors 👀 be the first to try before they're in your local store👇
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Taking estrogen right before a debate is like taking steroids before a race because a woman can never lose an argument
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Gooning so hard I’m gonna explode like a jizzlamic extremist
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I’m NOT at Twitchcon guys this is NOT me
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4/20 MUSIC VIDEO OUT! DOES THIS WHITE KNIGHT HAVE BARS?
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The Epstein Files has more black box than the ebony category on Pornhub
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Autoerotic asphyxiation either has you living on the edge or dying for the edge
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Celebrating my 37th birthday today and the candles on the cake are really starting to become a fire hazard
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They say nothing beats Mother Nature, but everyone gets real quiet when Step Father Nature comes home drunk
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