RT @jschlatt: @Gymshark I like men.

No comment.

Join millions who have switched to Grok.

I take it back.

Please do not do this to my Christmas album.

Please stop asking me how “my buddy Luigi” is doing. He’s not my buddy and I am not related to him in any way.

IT'S OUT!! MERRY CHRISTMAS BABY!!.

“A VERY 1999 CHRISTMAS” DROPS DECEMBER 1ST!!!.

Zohran Mamdani: He votes for activists, not you

Please stop calling me schlaggot.

MERRY CHRISTMAS BABY!!!.

My turn.

RT @schlatt: CLAIM YOUR INNOCENCE. available for 3 days only.https:….

Man what the fuck did I do

RT @schlatt: THE SCHLANKET IS BACK!!.(and this time we're not getting scammed.). get one for a limited time:.https:….

THE SCHLANKET IS HERE. The coziest (and handsomest) blanket of all time. Buy it now for a limited time:.

TITTY MILK IS HERE. My all-new @GamerSupps flavor is out!. (please stop saying it looks like cum.)

RIP Queen Elizabeth. I want to reiterate that I had absolutely nothing to do with this.

On my way home from the UK. Love that place!

I'll never forget the day I met Technoblade. I left work early to play in a Minecraft tournament with him. I barely knew how to play. and the dude still carried us to win the entire fucking event. Rest in peace, big guy. You'll always be a legend.

I FINALLY DID IT

“well twitter was fun while it lasted” shut the fuck up. this app always sucked ass.