@Gymshark I like men

I'm tired of living a lie. I've been a @Mets fan my whole life. I only ever wore the Yankee for brand recognition. Starting today, I completely disavow the Yankees organization and choose to live proudly as a Mets fan.

Peak just dropped again Vinyls & more available at

jschlatt — A Very 1999 Christmas (Deluxe) https://t.co/11tIWkxmUV

Rest in peace, Ted. You were a damn good friend and an even better podcast host. Such a shame you had to die today

Today is my 26th birthday!

Had a great time vacationing in Washington DC this week! Love that place.

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I take it back

Please do not do this to my Christmas album.

Please stop asking me how “my buddy Luigi” is doing. He’s not my buddy and I am not related to him in any way.

IT'S OUT!! MERRY CHRISTMAS BABY!!

“A VERY 1999 CHRISTMAS” DROPS DECEMBER 1ST!!!

Please stop calling me schlaggot.

MERRY CHRISTMAS BABY!!! https://t.co/9cLkySqbzX

My turn.

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Man what the fuck did I do

THE SCHLANKET IS BACK!! (and this time we're not getting scammed.) get one for a limited time: https://t.co/zb91hTbUPf https://t.co/zb91hTbUPf https://t.co/zb91hTbUPf

THE SCHLANKET IS HERE. The coziest (and handsomest) blanket of all time. Buy it now for a limited time: https://t.co/i6qaksdE94 https://t.co/i6qaksdE94 https://t.co/i6qaksdE94

TITTY MILK IS HERE. My all-new @GamerSupps flavor is out! https://t.co/1Dvgoq07iQ https://t.co/1Dvgoq07iQ https://t.co/1Dvgoq07iQ (please stop saying it looks like cum.)