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Debate watch party tonight…

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Oh boy, I feel old! @tedleo 2006 —-> 2024

Wished Shakes the Streets wasn’t more relevant today than it was in 2004… @tedleo

What's the difference between a light bulb and a librarian? A light bulb stops working when it burns out.

You know how in movies when someone is missing they’re like, “did they have a special place they liked to go, maybe to be alone?” For my wife that place is a shopping center close by that has a Marshalls, a TJ Maxx, a HomeGoods, and a Chicken Salad Chick.

Please keep eye out for Tristan in the Attleboro area #MissingPersons #attleboroma

🎉 The Steven & Alexandra Cohen Foundation (@cohengive), led by philanthropist and New York Mets owner Alex Cohen, has awarded a grant of $116.2M to @LaGuardiaCC to create the Cohen Career Collective, a state-of-the-art workforce training center. https://t.co/D4tdrzmW3d

I love kindness unless it’s a person at a four way stop waving for me to go when it is clearly their turn.

sometimes I'm late because I sit like this for a long time:

Felt pretty good to (very politely) tell my Alma mater that the reason I am not giving to their annual fund was due to their backing of David Zaslav for commencement…. And the rep promised to pass that along. #saveofmd

Yearly Visit To Doctor Confirms Body Falling Apart Exactly On Schedule

hey sorry for being so anxious earlier i had no idea everything would be fine

Huge @mythic_quest fan and @appletv subscriber here…. I’m just saying @david_jenkins__ and @RMcElhenney would be a great duo…. #AdoptOurCrew

my roommate and I have started texting each other like democratic fundraising messaging

With my mother. Daddy’s funeral. He wasn’t assassinated because he wanted his children to be judged “by the content of their character.” But for dismantling racism, poverty & militarism. He wanted corrective measures to eradicate racism, not the delusion that it doesn’t exist.