Hermmybaby 🕵🏾♂️
@Hermthagerm
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only way to be smart is to get rid of all your bad ideas...which I do here. #broyougood #s2hc #tequilaboyz 2-23-15 i finished a ChapStick (and died)
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Joined August 2009
Tappin my gout riddled toes all 2024… another year of #hermcore is in the books!! Here’s the #TinnitusTunes
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Boomers retired (or semi-retired) so they stopped complaining about income tax and all the other taxes which come with being an active, productive citizen Now they complain about what is essentially the only tax they still have to pay
Ron DeSantis on property taxes: "If I go to Best Buy and buy a TV, I pay a sales tax—but I don’t keep paying taxes on it year after year!" https://t.co/4Cp2RIJZ1F
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I would hunt some of you niggas for sport.
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They done put some boobs on Wally and gave him spiritual powers…
Ancient power. Young blood. Miary Zo, the Fighting God Reborn, is looking for BFFs in #TEKKEN8 on December 5, 2025!
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Bad luck to everyone with a brand new tattoo. Glad I was smart and got a cool band tattoo, Lost Prophets forever baby!!!! they'll never do anything bad!
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Oh shit. I made Korean fried chicken this weekend too!
oh right, I know it’s 1am but here’s the test run Korean fried chicken I made the other night
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a 2010 rage comic shouldn’t know what a 67 is. this is abuse
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I get a little (lot) bit of ptsd and have war flashbacks anytime I hear a march 😵💫😵💫😵💫
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I swore this man was dead
Chuck Norris: "I used to be a Democrat, but unfortunately the Democrats went too far to the left... and lost all reality of what America stood for." https://t.co/PaEex9PKVZ
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No, it won’t. This doesn’t even make any sense 😭
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thigh highs are still a thing, it's just that their primary customer base lacks the ability to get pregnant
what if I told you we could fix the birth rates with the return of knee high and thigh high socks
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When she says good morning instead of good morningggg
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