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Still all killer, still no filler. Still Champion of Luxembourg and undefeated Sausage Sandwich Game winner. @lostfootballs instigator. #MD4

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@HarryMcDukesJnr
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2 years
@RishiSunak Embarrassed for you here mate. Let me know if you need a pint or a chat. Just want to make sure you’re ok. Btw can you pay for the pint as I’m fucking broke.
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@HarryMcDukesJnr
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@HarryMcDukesJnr
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3 years
This is my MP @andrealeadsom who today instigated the amendment and then voted for sleaze. I was disgusted after her sewage vote and but sadly can believe this new low. #OwenPaterson #ToryCorruption #TorySleaze
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@HarryMcDukesJnr
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4 years
Taking the government guidance on full throttle. #StayAlert and seeing if I can spot this fella.
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@HarryMcDukesJnr
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4 years
@EmmaQuinlan @nalaknip Love this photo. Reminds me of this one of mine.
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@HarryMcDukesJnr
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2 years
@BrandonLewis Embarrassed for you here mate. Let me know if you need a pint or a chat. Just want to make sure you’re ok.
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@HarryMcDukesJnr
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2 years
@andreajenkyns @BorisJohnson Embarrassed for you here mate. Let me know if you need a pint or a chat. Just want to make sure you’re ok Andrea.
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@HarryMcDukesJnr
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4 years
Hi guys sad to say no-one wanted me so I’ll stick around for a bit longer.
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4 years
Just a quick message from our captain, @JackGrealish ... 😉 #Grealish2025
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@HarryMcDukesJnr
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@cotterill_david Hi David. Qualified medic here. They’ve always happened. Thanks x
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@HarryMcDukesJnr
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3 years
@junosmith7 @mrjamesob My grandads said Teams was terrible back then so had to fight the Nazis in Europe and the Pacific instead of home.
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@HarryMcDukesJnr
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1 year
Rumour is that Jude will insist on Real playing @bcfc in a pre-season friendly.
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@HarryMcDukesJnr
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11 months
Found this at back of wardrobe. What a shirt.
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@HarryMcDukesJnr
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4 years
Me and @DigbethDiner are now done. #sotv
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@HarryMcDukesJnr
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8 months
@EnglandRugby @KensingtonRoyal Couldn’t show for the women’s final though.
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@HarryMcDukesJnr
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3 years
@pritipatel Embarrassed for you mate.
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@HarryMcDukesJnr
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4 years
Fans moaning about @BCFC allocation for Coventry game might want to consider that we’ve been given more tickets than the entire attendance of the last round.
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@HarryMcDukesJnr
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3 years
I think I can’t be the only Blues fan still fuming that we didn’t sign Mark Burchill.
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@HarryMcDukesJnr
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2 years
Genuinely love when @BCFC do a positive inclusive tweet. Get to have a look at the replies and unfollow a few whoppers.
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@HarryMcDukesJnr
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2 years
@bbcnickrobinson @trussliz Still do it HIGNFY style.
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@HarryMcDukesJnr
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2 years
@kitmalthouse @BorisJohnson Embarrassed for you here mate. Let me know if you need a pint or a chat. Just want to make sure you’re ok Kit.
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@HarryMcDukesJnr
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@TimesRadio @fifiglover I love Times Radio but your obsession with Gary Lineker is frankly embarrassing.
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@HarryMcDukesJnr
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2 years
I went to see the GOAT score and I did. So that was nice. Fuck Messi. Viva Ronaldo.
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@HarryMcDukesJnr
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2 years
I first started going to Blues 35 or so years ago with Arif, my best mate from school. Today after quite a few years we met up and walked up that big hill again. Then we did what all good brummies do and headed down Ladypool Rd.
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@HarryMcDukesJnr
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@LizKershawDJ @empiresend @BBC @NadineDorries Must’ve missed Sam Fender, Noel Gallagher, Blossoms, Elbow, Pet Shop Boys and Paul bloody McCartney then?
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@HarryMcDukesJnr
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2 years
Keep Bright On. @BCFC
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@HarryMcDukesJnr
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2 years
RIP mate x
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@HarryMcDukesJnr
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@HarryMcDukesJnr
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4 years
I’ve just pushed open an unlocked toilet cubicle door and a man was wiping his arse. He was facing the toilet and I saw it all. This is at work. This is terrible.
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@HarryMcDukesJnr
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7 months
@BCFC My cousin landed from Seattle this morning for his first Blues game. He hates the Villa.
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@HarryMcDukesJnr
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2 years
@SimonClarkeMP @BorisJohnson Embarrassed for you here mate. Let me know if you need a pint or a chat. Just want to make sure you’re ok son.
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@HarryMcDukesJnr
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5 years
Waited many years for the moment daughter can go to the pub and buy me a pint (with my money obviously).
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@HarryMcDukesJnr
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2 years
The absolute whoppers being wound up by @BCFC changing their background to be more inclusive.
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@HarryMcDukesJnr
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2 years
@DominicRaab Embarrassed for you here Dommy. Let me know if you need a pint or a chat. Just want to make sure you’re ok.
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@HarryMcDukesJnr
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@LizKershawDJ @empiresend @BBC @NadineDorries To be fair I nearly missed them while watching Supergrass, Foals, Idles, Sleaford Mods and Declan McKenna on the red button.
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@HarryMcDukesJnr
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2 years
If you can find it go listen to Yvette Cooper absolutely nailing Priti Patel just now in the Commons. It was pretty much a character assassination. And a good one at that.
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@HarryMcDukesJnr
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3 years
In better news, I’ve spent the last few days visiting my grandma after the whole Covid thing. What a delight.
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@HarryMcDukesJnr
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@ElKingGhidorah @lewis_goodall 2018 - bidding for £50bn of government money. Named a key workstream Project Zeus just to hear big bosses say it over and over again. Would do again.
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@HarryMcDukesJnr
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1 year
@MrHarryCole Wait until you find out about the Tories sending people with Covid into care homes.
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@HarryMcDukesJnr
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3 years
Very humbling to volunteer at a vaccination centre today and pay back a tiny bit to our wonderful NHS. Volunteering is dead easy to do via the Royal Voluntary Service. @RoyalVolService
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@HarryMcDukesJnr
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2 years
Just bought this. Turning it into a traveller site.
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@HarryMcDukesJnr
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1 year
So after 15 years that’s me now left Network Rail. I didn’t mean to stay so long but you were all just such nice people. Thanks for the lovely cards and gifts! I’ll miss the canteen and shawarma Thursdays.
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@HarryMcDukesJnr
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As @bcfc ’s biggest @springsteen fan I’m judging everyone who’s going to V*lla Park tonight. You should all hang your heads in shame. The real fans are going to Hamburg to see him.
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@HarryMcDukesJnr
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2 years
Don’t get seriously ill in Northamptonshire. Or I might be at your house to answer the 999 call.
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@HarryMcDukesJnr
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4 years
Gone early, gone hard #dogsatpollingstations
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@VotePursglove @BorisJohnson Embarrassed for you here mate. Let me know if you need a pint or a chat. Just want to make sure you’re ok Tom.
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@HarryMcDukesJnr
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3 years
Don’t want to upset any vegans out there but this…
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That’s it. No longer a parent of a teenager. Ages 16-17.5 were terrible, the rest lovely. Happy birthday Molly x
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@HarryMcDukesJnr
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4 years
The most unlikely thing about this is Jack Grealish being mates with Tony Capaldi.
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@HarryMcDukesJnr
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@jessphillips Plus it’s conflating being Jewish with the Israeli government. That’s anti semitism.
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@HarryMcDukesJnr
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3 years
Unpopular opinion. I don’t like Sweet Caroline. There. I’ve said it.
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@HarryMcDukesJnr
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3 years
@lewis_goodall My cousin is an ICU nurse. After each shift she goes home and sits by herself in her room to protect her housemate. As you said this is round 2 and her mental well-being was already suffering after first wave. This is brutal for her and her colleagues.
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@HarryMcDukesJnr
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2 years
@Steven_Swinford Here’s my unique home/workplace.
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@HarryMcDukesJnr
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2 years
@BCFCKRO_ Best engagement between fans and team for years. Fixed a messed up dressing room and we were going places. Miss this guy.
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@HarryMcDukesJnr
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Got my certificate from @MattChorley for doing ok on the @TimesRadio Can You Get To Number 10 quiz. I’m now known as Foreign Secretary losers.
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@HarryMcDukesJnr
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2 years
@ConorBurnsUK Embarrassed for you here mate. Let me know if you need a pint or a chat. Just want to make sure you’re ok Con.
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@HarryMcDukesJnr
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I cannot tell you how much this kid meant to me. Still my favourite ever Blues player. By a mile.
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@redditchrachel Embarrassed for you here Rach. Let me know if you need a pint or a chat. Just want to make sure you’re ok.
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@HarryMcDukesJnr
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3 years
@RealAndyGillies @Colly_wobbles @SkyNews Thank you for sharing this very personal photograph. I hope you’re all in a better place.
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@HarryMcDukesJnr
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2 years
Some of the replies to the @bcfc Holocaust Memorial Day tweet are pretty poor but sadly unsurprising.
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@HarryMcDukesJnr
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3 years
I’m sure I’ve just seen a 17 year old kid from Birmingham own the Champions League. Anyone?
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@HarryMcDukesJnr
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5 years
Mike Skinner gets his first Keep Right On of the evening out onstage at Glastonbury. Legend.
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@HarryMcDukesJnr
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5 months
My dad was an immigrant to this country. Under the proposed new limits he wouldn’t have been allowed here to marry my mom who is British. He’s been here over 50 years, always worked and done more than his bit for Birmingham and local communities. This stinks. But we all know that
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@HarryMcDukesJnr
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3 years
Rear of garden done. Before and after.
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@HarryMcDukesJnr
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2 years
Who remembers when twitter started and I did #lifewitha9yrold ? Anyway. She’s 21 today.
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@HarryMcDukesJnr
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2 years
@DavidTCDavies Embarrassed for you here mate. Let me know if you need a pint or a chat. Just want to make sure you’re ok Dave.
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@HarryMcDukesJnr
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4 years
New house update - some before and afters: two weeks holiday off work and four rooms more or less done. Here are the kitchen and lounge. Carpets and flooring to go in August once we’ve cracked most of the rest of the house. It’s a beauty.
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@HarryMcDukesJnr
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3 years
People who shit on Juke are pricks. Pass it on. #bcfc
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@HarryMcDukesJnr
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2 years
@JacobYoungMP Embarrassed for you here mate. Let me know if you need a pint or a chat. Just want to make sure you’re ok pal…
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@HarryMcDukesJnr
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5 years
Daughter’s had an offer from Goldsmiths. Based on #universitychallenge I’m going to decline it for her.
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@HarryMcDukesJnr
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1 year
I appreciate that marriage isn’t about scoring points but when your wife can’t find her engagement ring for over a week then finds it in a place that you suggested and she said she’d already looked then that counts as a massive win right?
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@HarryMcDukesJnr
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4 years
Lounge. Carpet in. Done.
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@HarryMcDukesJnr
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6 months
@WeirdAbandoned That’s not Dunalastair Castle and it’s definitely not Scotland either.
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@HarryMcDukesJnr
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4 years
It’s how she would’ve wanted to be remembered.
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@HarryMcDukesJnr
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2 years
New year (nearly), new dog. Welcome to our family Gladys! We think Gladys is a Romanian Mioritic Shepherd Dog and has been in brilliant foster care for 5 months since being rescued and brought over.
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@HarryMcDukesJnr
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2 years
Not a fan of Chelsea at all but my mate took his autistic grandson to Stamford Bridge and they have a dedicated sensory suite for those that want to watch the game there instead of in the middle of the crowd. It has access to sound protected seats as well. That’s very decent.
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@HarryMcDukesJnr
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1 year
@JoePompliano @lancearmstrong To clarify: he didn’t win those titles. He cheated them.
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@HarryMcDukesJnr
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9 months
@PaulMat22170038 @jonsopel @RishiSunak He president of the FA. And our representative as a nation. He’s an embarrassment.
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@HarryMcDukesJnr
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2 years
@JackLopresti Embarrassed for you here mate. Let me know if you need a pint or a chat. Just want to make sure you’re ok Jack.
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@HarryMcDukesJnr
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5 years
@gemmaaspinall @joanryanEnfield @TheIndGroup By elections for John Woodcock and Jared O’Mara too?
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@HarryMcDukesJnr
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3 years
Who’s the most famous person that went to your school?
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@HarryMcDukesJnr
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5 years
Daughter at 18 has just sworn in front of me for the first time. To be fair I agree with her, the ex-boyfriend is “an absolute fucking twat”. I knew this within 1 second of meeting him. It’s taken her 19 months to reach the same conclusion.
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@HarryMcDukesJnr
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2 years
I’m here if you need me. With a fire, a pint and Championship Manager.
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@HarryMcDukesJnr
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3 years
The absolute fucking pricks replying to this. Horrors.
@SkyNews
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3 years
Duchess of Sussex reveals she had a miscarriage in article about loss
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@HarryMcDukesJnr
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10 months
One year until I can officially start walking football.
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@HarryMcDukesJnr
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4 months
Can feel palpable excitement from Blues fans about Mowbray. Which is lovely. And correct.
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@HarryMcDukesJnr
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2 years
EMF is harmful? Unbelievable.
@BarneyLUFC21
BARNEY 🦚
2 years
Found Matt Le Tissier’s house
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@HarryMcDukesJnr
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5 years
Life update. Daughter gets into first choice university of Sussex. That’s nice.
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@HarryMcDukesJnr
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2 years
Jonathan Woodgate on the radio thinks it’s disgusting that a football fan has thrown punches on the pitch. Chasing a young lad through the streets of Leeds then battering him to a pulp fine though.
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@HarryMcDukesJnr
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2 years
@morton_wendy Embarrassed for you here mate. Let me know if you need a pint or a chat. Just want to make sure you’re ok Wends.
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@HarryMcDukesJnr
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2 years
The NI rise is the real killer for me. I wouldn’t mind paying more for NHS and Covid recovery if billions and billions hadn’t been wasted on shite contracts for their mates.
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@HarryMcDukesJnr
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2 years
@MrHarryCole Apart from shagging another MP. That wasn’t really giving me integrity vibes.
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@HarryMcDukesJnr
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1 year
10,000 steps before 9am. Got to hit 30,000 today surely?
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@HarryMcDukesJnr
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4 months
Into Birmingham early. Quick stop.
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@HarryMcDukesJnr
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8 months
@ukonward @Valen10Francois Not sure the 1 in 5 of under 18s being economically inactive is such the big thing he makes out. I’m impressed that 4/5 under 18s are working and contributing to society.
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@HarryMcDukesJnr
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3 years
Good to see that classics endure through all eternity. What. A. Bag.
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@HarryMcDukesJnr
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3 years
Looking forward to all the “I don’t pay the licence fee as I never watch the BBC” squad explaining to their kids why they can’t watch the BBC home schooling programming.
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@HarryMcDukesJnr
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2 years
Chicken, pork and potatoes. Chicken was basted in pork fat so also most had crackling around it. 10/10. This was course 6/8. Nailed it.
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@baynes_simon @BorisJohnson Embarrassed for you here mate. Let me know if you need a pint or a chat. Just want to make sure you’re Simon.
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@HarryMcDukesJnr
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2 years
Chelsea in one tweet.
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Minutes applause in solidarity with Ukraine at Turf Moor - Chelsea fans chant 'Roman Abramovich' over the top of it.
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