I will be putting up bets on each game at The Euros. Smashed The World Cup with correct scores, scorers & MOTM 🔥
Early Selections -
Player Of Tournament
Kroos 22/1
Griezmann 28/1
Walker 150/1
Young Player Of Tournament
Bellingham 7/2
Musiala 8/1
Camavinga 12/1
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Luke Littler now has £350,000 in the bank and cannot buy a pint in any pub in the country as everyone knows him now!!!
Was like when Rooney scored winner against Arsenal and tried to get into nightclub and bouncer said I’ve just literally seen you on MOTD and you aren’t 18 🤣🤣
A humble man goes jogging
Keeping fit
And why does he do this?
Because this is no ordinary man.
This is Boris Johnson: plain, no frills, unassuming.
But he knows he is leader of the free world & must keep in top condition for all of us.
We are blessed.👍🇬🇧
Today, Simeon was protesting against new oil and gas, what did he get for his thoughtful act? He was forcefully removed by the Highways Agency.
Simeon was supposed to be taking his grade 4 piano on Monday, his future has now been ruined.
We will be exploring legal action.
With the news that Lilt is to be discontinued sadly, what do we think is the best food or drink ever to be stopped??
I’ll go first with these bad boys 😢
Has anyone tried this before??
Legend calls it “The Greggs Lasagne”
You take a cheese pasty and a steak bake and put the two together.
Amazing invention 🔥🔥🔥
Not sure if it’s accurate but been told If you had put a £1 on every single horse that ran at Royal Ascot this year you'd have been in profit by £621.59…
Madness 🐎💨💨
Epatante wins - “how good is Honeysuckle”
Jonbon wins - “how good is Constitution Hill”
Fakir D”oudaries wins - “how good is Allaho”
Can we not just let them enjoy their win?!!
Darts is the only sport in the world where you can watch two men go toe to toe like that then tearful emotional interviews & trophy lift infront of their proud wife and kids followed by someone in crowd holding up a sign saying “Neil’s mam is a Milf” 🤣🤣🤣 🎯
I was far too upset to write this last night but just wanted to say a farewell to my beloved Shishkin. Always been my favourite horse and leaves behind some unforgettable memories.
Fly high champ 🐎🌓
Thank you for your email.
I am however out of the office and not back until after Cheltenham.
If your email query is urgent I quite frankly couldn’t give a fuck.
I will be spending the full week betting, drinking beer and eating cheese.
Kind Regards.
Hello.
I am out of the office & will not will be returning until 21/03/22.
If your email is urgent & cannot wait till then, I quite frankly couldn’t give a fuck because Cheltenham is on so I will be drinking & eating my body weight whilst losing all my money.
Kind Regards.
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Aintree Day Three
13:45 Jonbon 8/15 by 3 lengths
14:25 An Tailliur 8/1
15:00 Dark Raven 4/1
15:35 Home By The Lee 9/2
16:15 Eldorado Allen 8/1
17:15 Vanillier 16/1 each way
Galvin 20/1 each way
18:20 Go To War 12/1 each way
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Aintree Day Two -
13:45 Gerri Colombe 4/5
14:20 Camprond 11/2
Good Risk At All 12/1 each way
14:55 Found A Fifty 7/2
15:30 Fakir D”oudairies 9/4
16:05 Phoenix Way 20/1 each way
Haut En Couleurs 11/1 each way
16:40 Absolute Notions 7/2
17:15 Washington 12/1 each way
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All I’ve seen for last couple of hours is people moaning they can’t get into their betting account to withdraw funds!! It’s always the case on grand National day. Chill out & withdraw tomorrow. If desperately need it right this second you probably should be betting anyway!! 😂
My daily commute involves a small stretch next to the motorway with just a painted line for protection!
This is a vital link for many people, links segregated infrastructure in Salford to Manchester, yet there are no plans to add protection
I set this Twitter account up through my love for horse racing and betting and keep it separate to my personal account.
I need more followers though! So any likes and RTs appreciated.
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Aintree Day One -
13:45 Banbridge 13/8
14:20 Zenta 5/4
14:55 Shishkin 15/8
15:30 Epatante without CH 11/5
16:05 Winged Leader 3/1
Not That Fuisse 22/1 each way
16:40 Third Time Lucki 5/1
17:15 Seeyouinmydreams 3/1
Jolie Couer Allen without Seeyouinmydreams 11/4
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My fancies for Aintree day 2…
13:45 Langer Dan 10/3
14:20 Jonbon 1/1
14:55 Bravesmangame 11/8
15:30 Fakir D”oudaries 5/4
16:05 Royal Rendezvous 9/1
16:40 Gelliono Bello 11/2
17:15 Richmond Lake 9/1
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Antepost is finished isn’t it. Not a chance does Galopin Des Champs go off lower then evens on the day. Those other prices are hideous too.
I used to enjoy hunting some value but far better just waiting till the day now. Real Shame
“There was no one to ring up after the racing. That was my only disappointment of the week.”
Willie Mullins is still celebrating his Cheltenham success after a record breaking week, but speaking to Miriam, paid emotional tribute to his mum Maureen, who died in February aged 94.
John is out of the office until Monday 20th March. If your email is urgent he couldn’t care less.
He will spending the full week watching Cheltenham while drinking his body weight.
Kind Regards.
John.
Some of the arguing I see on here about Jumps vs Flats are hilarious.
I enjoy all racing personally and am just grateful crowds are back and can enjoy themselves again ❤️
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