Half An Onion 🧅
@HalfOnionInABag
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Just here to get more followers than @elonmusk
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Joined January 2017
What if this account that is simply half an onion in a Ziploc bag ended up with more followers than @realDonaldTrump?
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I think about something similar constantly.
When I am served half an egg at a restaurant,. I wonder to myself:. Who has the other half of my egg?. Two strangers;. Living their lives;. Sharing an egg.
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Moving to where they’re eating dogs and not vegetables.
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Being told there is a “DNC Surprise” guest that will blow people away this evening.
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We’re really doing this, huh?.
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312 Followers • 0 Threads • Just here to get more followers than @zuck. See the latest conversations with @halfonioninabag.
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Sorry for being away for a bit. I needed a rest. Get it? A rest? I’ll see myself back out.
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RT @ohhelloitsmax: I made the most subtle holiday shirt of all time if any of my fellow hardcore “Home Alone 2” fans want one. https://t.….
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In my defense, it’s a bit traumatic for me to see onion and knives in the same title.
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RT @shannonrwatts: If more guns and fewer gun laws made us safer, America would be the safest nation in the world. But 400,000,000 guns i….
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For the record, you can put the onion emoji next to your name and I will not charge you a thing.
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