Gotta keep your hair, heels, and standards high!

never not thinking about this nyt quote from @Lupita_Nyongo

I think “Here’s 20 bucks to spend at a thrift store, no cheating” would be a very fun Met Gala theme and I simply do not know why I am not in charge of these things

It’s absolutely maddening that we have to relive the religious culture wars over and over again instead of doing literally anything that might help people.

I was in a meeting earlier that could be described the same way!

That’s exactly what I said 😂

This playlist, y’all. They know their audience.

Our ultimate Southern emoji wish list—because sometimes a bagel or a poodle just won’t do: https://t.co/dL9TngA0ga

the funniest cold open of any television show ever

What's on your WFH Starter Kit? - Fancy coffee maker & cute mugs - Jewelry to dress up comfy outfits - Fresh flowers in cute vase - So many 🌈 pens - Very cute stationery 💌 to keep the postal service rocking 🇺🇸 - A bajillion art supplies to entertain my babies during meetings

I just got an email from [very popular brand] touting a 75% sale to purchase your work from home starter kit. It was a page of business bags & laptop cases. They have an entire section of home goods & desk essentials. Who is in charge of marketing?!

Trump: I am illegally defunding the Post Office so less people can vote. Democrats: *fewer

Normalize👏men 👏crying 👏while watching 👏The 👏Mighty 👏Ducks

Forget politics, y'all. This is the thread I'm watching this morning.

Colt has always been #parentinggoals, but this one really takes the cake:

happy hour socializing was awkward enough, imagine the painful conversations we're going to have to stumble through when we're all 6 months to a year out of practice

This is an actual conversation that was had in the Slaughter house

This just made my night.

How Christian Siriano Turned His Fashion House Into a Mask Factory https://t.co/ZZyswYdmKr via @NewYorker