Michael Green
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I should be working but I'm doing this right now. #BlueEyeSamurai #AHauntingInVenice #DeathOnTheNile #CallOfTheWild #OrientExpressMovie #BladeRunner2049 #Logan
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NOV 3
On the path of revenge.
Here's everything you need to know about Blue Eye Samurai:
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Trump: I am illegally defunding the Post Office so less people can vote.
Democrats: *fewer
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The next generation is going to have to contend with the fact that we lost every important fight to amoral morons because we insisted on being polite while they cheated.
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Sobriety is required for driving — here's how drunk drivers feel about that
Vaccines are being required for travel — here's how unvaccinated people feel about that
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Ordered in from a family favorite restaurant last night.
They thanked us effusively for our order.
We asked why.
They said business has been awful this month.
We asked why.
They said because of the WGA strike.
Their generous regulars have stopped coming in.
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Imagine if at the end of Spotlight when the article came out everyone just said "Well that's your opinion."
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I'm in television and I'm also calling President Trump a white supremacist. Anyone else?
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My son heard dogs can’t catch the Corona virus...
And then heard there was a shortage of doctors...
And then casually suggested “We should have dogs become doctors to treat people”...
Anyway I just pitched my new series DOGTERS to Netflix.
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“I’m not a scientist, but—“
“—Then shut the fuck up, we’re discussing science.”
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Any actor who quits Rosanne in protest has a job on my next show.
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This will sound stupid (and it is) but if you are savoring a new show dropped on Netflix, if it’s all the same to you, please let the episodes play through right away so the completion is counted in a timeframe that is meaningful to the show’s success.
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This is an entertainment city.
The foundation of entertainment is writing.
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Actors are often celebrated for gaining weight for a role while brave writers silently put on weight creating those roles every day.
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The one fucking time our generation has been called on — and all were asking is for them to stay home — and people still won’t fucking do it.
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And if you are an elected official maybe do goddamn something?
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Don’t know who needs to hear this but when asked to beat down, gas and cage innocents you’re supposed to refuse.
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Every company in America would immediately fire a CEO who retweeted a white power video.
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Andor is like walking into In-n-Out Burger and being served a two Michelin Star omakase.
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Somewhere in heaven there is a screening room where you can watch later seasons of canceled shows that had so much more to give.
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Prince Harry saw his mother murdered by the press. Why wouldn’t he do everything in his power to protect his wife and children?
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Pence waiting to be actually hanged before invoking the 25th
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@cruzwriter
Yes! Murakami on Melrose. Family owned. Lovely people.
They said all Melrose restaurants have been hurting badly. So really any!
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There was more attention given to the 5 hours Facebook and IG were offline than to the 11 months Puerto Rico was without power.
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The people who cover for Trump are worse than Trump.
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Gentle reminder that when you’re enforcing your version of Christian theology on the nation please keep the “Judeo” out of it. We believe in science, choice and the mother’s control over her own body.
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🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🔥
Annual reminder Hanukkah is a delightful minor holiday that was never meant to compete with the birth of Jesus. And that no Jew on earth ever in all of history has ever had a problem with anyone saying “Merry Christmas.”
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"We need a slogan to convince people to take the vaccine."
"Hmm how about, 'You won't die from Covid'?"
"They don't care."
"'You won't kill anyone!'"
"They like killing people."
"'If you don't want it we'll give it to poor countries for free.'"
"Sir, you need to see this--"
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On
#HolocaustRemembranceDay
we look at our family trees.
We remember the ones cut down.
We imagine the forests that might have been.
We look to those holding axes now.
We dare them to swing.
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Upon rewatch I hereby rule FURY ROAD is a movie that should not exist.
It inspires a new catagory hereafter to be called MIRACLE FILMS: Movies that should not exist but somehow, against all reason, do.
Feel free to nominate others but know the bar against possibility is high.
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There is a calming, methodical sobriety to men like Merrick Garland and Robert Mueller that will get us all killed.
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Delete you parents’ Facebook accounts. If they can’t figure out how to reactivate it themselves they can’t be trusted with the propaganda it delivers.
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10:02am: Quantum of Solace 11:56 am: Children of Men
12:53 pm: Dune. 1:53 pm: Blade Runner 2049
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A very simple rule of parenting is not ask your kids to do things that require you to pardon them.
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Getting a movie made is impossible. Making a movie people enjoy is a miracle. Let's shit on fewer things.
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Let me translate this for you:
Human: DO YOU BELIEVE A CHILD OR AGED PERSON WITHOUT MONEY SHOULD STARVE?
Mulvaney: YES.
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If you're appalled Republicans in Congress did nothing in response to what Greene said about school shootings... wait till you find out what they did about school shootings...
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If shouting "Fire!" in a crowded movie theater is not free speech...
What is shouting "There is no fire!" in a crowded movie theater while it burns down?
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ELECTION SECURITY
CLIMATE CHANGE
VOTING RIGHTS
INSURRECTION
GUN CONTROL
CIVIL RIGHTS
SCOTUS
COVID
ROE
All lost for want of courage.
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Can you be an overt sexist and still work in entertainment?
Two years ago: Yes.
Today: No.
Can you be an overt racist and still work in politics?
Two years ago: No.
Today: Yes.
Interesting times.
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This tweet aged... curiously.
.
@jack
. Consider: Suspending the President's Twitter account could save more lives than the polio vaccine.
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The historical importance of The Four Seasons Total Landscaping debacle isn’t just how it encapsulated their incompetence and stupidity as a group, but how it so perfectly demonstrated how unloved they are as individuals when NOT ONE PERSON came forward to warn them of the error.
Happy Four Seasons Total Landscaping Day to those who celebrate
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My 9 year old daughter told me my belly looked big so I told her there is a 2nd Act of Into the Woods.
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If Doritos knew shit about shit they would sell the powder so we could shake it on anything and be like bitch you’re a Dorito now!
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I love Netflix. Working there is a creative joy. I do believe this will change in time. But for the moment this is relevant.
You can’t save a show after it has been cancelled. You can get it renewed by watching it all the way, right away.
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All screenplay notes, summarized: "Can it be more. But also shorter."
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Stop naming hurricanes after old timey people and start naming them after congressmen who voted against life saving climate policy.
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Daylight Savings Time is a biannual government test to confirm we will whine about, but ultimately accept, literally anything.
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Cosmonauts.
Space Force wants ideas 'in good taste' on what it should call its members
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They did more to defend the Target down my street than the Capitol Building.
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Statistically the most dangerous thing you can bring on an airplane is Lois Lane.
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I saw the best minds of my generation give away genius level jokes for free on a website.
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If a screenwriter wrote a negotiation scene and had a Corporate Guy respond with what the studios did to the WGA’s demands, those same studios would have notes on how Corporate Guy is unlikeable and unbelievable.
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In case there is anyone out there still romanticizing writing it is largely sitting inside while other people do stuff.
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Holy smokes
Watching
@mang0ld
's LOGAN again I am struck by the Zen-Western, elegiac poetry of its script and the spartan brutality of its action. It's that rare breed of film that enhances the mythology it closes. It betters the films that preceded it. One of the very best of its kind.
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The one fucking time our generation has been called on — and all we were asked is to cover our stupid fucking faces in public for 4-6 weeks — and people still won’t fucking do it.
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To any man who feels enraged right now:
Imagine how women feel.
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The EU seems pretty cool. England should join that.
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Odd how this WGA strike is revealing now many leaders of corporate media conglomerates are baffled by if not hostile to their own product.
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As a student of Holocaust history the hardest part to comprehend was footage of crowds adoring an obviously unintelligent, ridiculous buffoon caricature and cheering for him like he was Christ returned.
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Daughter: "I wish my life was more like a Disney movie."
Me: [Dies tragically]
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Honestly if I knew the punishment for attacking Congress in session was this light I’d have done it during the Kavanaugh hearings.
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Every time I think I am blown away by
#EverythingEverywhereAllAtOnce
I remember the made it for under $15 million and gasp.
The amount of precision, planning, brilliance it took to pull off that film for less than 1/10th the cost of its competition cannot be overpraised.
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Someone should warn the AMPTP: If they let us strike long enough we’ll realize we can build and own our own means of production.
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I wrote a thing. It's about
#BladeRunner2049
. And Harrison Ford. And my mom. But mostly about
#BladeRunner2049
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@Thrillist
🔪🏃♂️
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Heard it’s good.
Ryan Gosling joins Harrison Ford in the visually arresting sequel to one of the most influential sci-fi films ever made.
Denis Villeneuve's Blade Runner 2049 is now on Netflix
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Progress is built on a steep incline and we backslide fast. Books like To Kill A Mockingbird are there to lift us when we need it. Like now.
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*plays soundtrack
7 YR OLD: "What's that from?"
ME: "A movie called THE HOURS."
"What's it about?"
"What do you think?"
*he thinks
"It’s about hours going by so so fast and you have a bad life and you don’t know what’s going on and you live in the wrong time. It's sad."
😱
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"His mental health is fine," says Doctor. "He is just an asshole."
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.
@JemeleHill
: Heard you had two weeks free. There's a job here for you at
@AmericanGodsSTZ
any time.
@BryanFuller
& I
#StandWithJemele
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BREAKING: Facebook announces name changing to The Dutch East India Company.
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When you casually mention your fancast dream on a movie you have nothing to do with & the real fans see you and raise. (CC:
@Bosslogic
@MrRickyWhittle
@BryanFuller
#GreenWhittle
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Romantics want writing days to be all struggles for inspiration, when it's only ever battles of concentration.
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Dear Weird ChristoSharia Fascists,
Please keep “Judeo” out of descriptions of your “morals.” We’re good.
Sincerely,
The Jews
Attorney General Bill Barr: "Among the militant secularism are many of the so-called progressives, but where is the progress? We are told we are living in a post-Christian era, but what has replaced the Judeo-Christian moral system?"
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Let me translate this for you:
Human: DO YOU BELIEVE A TERMINALLY ILL PERSON WITHOUT MONEY SHOULD DIE?
Paul Ryan: YES.
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Fuck it we should clone dinosaurs and open a theme park.
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Some personal news: Today I got a USB in correct side up on the first try.
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33 hearings on how armed terrorists unlawfully entered US compounds in Benghazi.
How many will we get an attack on THE NATION’S CAPITAL?
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Writers:
You do not need to wear the low-self worth "I suck" mask.
You can know you are talented and capable even when you are staring at a disaster draft.
It is just work to do and it is OK to know you are qualified to do it.
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When anyone says the President isn’t to blame for 165,000 American death...
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For those outside the industry: The people responsible for telling writers for go fuck themselves in response to reasonable demands are not the creative execs we actually work with and generally adore.
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An unidentified armed man without a badge is a civilian and has no legal authority.
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If 10% of Fire and Fury is true every one of us should be in the streets screaming.
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Get this:
Today marks 10 years to the day that the pilot for KINGS began filming.
The show didn’t make too many waves ratings wise or cultural impact or anything. But it marked a huge change in my life.
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Writing dialogue in screenwriting is like packing for camping. Lay out what you think you need, then take out half. On the trip you find you needed only half that.
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There’s so much that sucks about shows getting unceremoniously cancelled in the middle of making their 2nd season but what I’m thinking about today is the assistant who busted their ass & did everything right & got the bump to staff & was crushing it & now doesn’t get the credit.
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Spelling Bees are an amazing educational tool if you want to teach kids to hate one specific word for the rest of their lives.
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Trump is a racist and if you support him you are a racist.
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I've thought a lot about this and have come to a conclusion:
The only proper global response to
@fleabag
is that Phoebe Waller-Bridge be given $8-20 million per year budget to make any show or film she wants with zero studio input (unless requested).
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Go to jail or be President of the United States is a weird binary outcome.
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I hope my son cries half as hard at my funeral as when I put suntan lotion on his face.
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