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I throw my thoughts
Like tomahawks
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Which I disown
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BREAKING: President Biden has blocked Russian access to Disney Plus
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This is what every day feels like
Testing the grip strength of mice with a Mecmesin BFG 10N digital force gauge.
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Thinking about when Neo's passport expires in the Matrix
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Thinking about my freshman roommate in college, a 350 lbs upright bass player from Beijing. Nobody could pronounce his name so he went by Clifford. He was a major alcoholic but the only thing he would drink was mgd steel reserve because they don't sell malt liquor in China
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You guys remember when the Chop people were like this is a cop free zone and then ended up making their own security force that like immediately shot a guy?
Summer 2020 was definitely the funniest period of time we'll ever get to experience, right?
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This is ultimately what's left of "politics," in the technological/mass society. Signaling your politics through consumption. That's all that's left: consumption.
There is now a right-wing “anti-woke” app where you can apparently check brands in the store to see their wokeness rating.
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Incredible that Che was furious with Castro for inventing the euro-step instead of passing the ball to him open for the corner 3
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Rail workers aren't even proletariat, they produce nothing. They are simply speeding up access to goods, like baristas
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This feels like it was decades ago but damn it's still funny
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Me at the party after I throw up outside and come back for more alcohol
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No respect for the taste of onion. Burger is too tall. Picked a cheese you can't even melt. Too much sauce. Didnt even use a grill. Terrible form.
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Update: I checked in on Cliff's Facebook and he did indeed graduate a few years later. Hell yeah brother, props to a king.
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He told me stories about how much better it was being a drunk in Beijing. According to him he would frequently pass out in the gutter gone off that baiju. Every time the Chinese police would wake him up and drive him home. He got caught once in Texas and they drove him to jail.
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One of the best for you headlines this website has produced
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Always thinking about how Coca-Cola produces $3 billion in legal cocaine a year
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Clifford also only had a weekday meal plan, like me. So what he would do is get extra food on Thursday/Friday (biscuits, burgers, cornbread, etc) and wrap it up in napkins and store it in my mini fridge. He spent every dollar his parents gave him on steel reserve, bless them.
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Clifford had really bad sleep apnea and he would fall asleep anywhere he sat for more than 10 minutes. So naturally I would have to wake him up at 730am every morning to get to my 8am class because he'd be passed out on the shitter.
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Just look at all that Pynchon. Mandy, join the groupchat
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When Clifford wasn't playing bass he had 2 laptops going at all times in our room. One would play liberty radio (the station Alex Jones was on) and infowars while the other constantly had some weird anime game simulating. I learned a lot about Chinese libertarians.
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My hieroglyphics professor got called in at 3am one time by border patrol/atf to translate a funerary inscription tattooed on a cartel guy and it was a Seti I inscription with a few words changed, a drop off location or something encoded in there.
Thinking about magical hieroglyphic tattoos again
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Look at my lawyer dawg, he's eating dog treats
Enjoying a healthy snack of chicken chips. They're human grade!
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Need the 2005 jimmy buffett Sony phone simcard so fucking bad
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Clifford loved to smoke weed but he couldn't afford any because his money was all tied up with steel reserve. My bud had a house and roomies off campus where I kept my bong but I kept a sack and a 1 hitter in the dorm. He would always get us caught, he would cough like a bitch
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He would fall asleep on the toilet so often he broke the seal at the bottom (because of his weight) three times in a semester. He was also so big he couldn't fit sitting on there without opening the door, otherwise his knee would bang on the knob.
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The cia hit my gf with the ethical non monogamy gun
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Clifford was in the grad program but I was the last freshman to sign up for housing so I lived at the college inn (a motel converted into dorms, alcohol allowed b/c it was supposed to be for juniors and seniors only). He slept through his own final recital.
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Alex would order dmt to our student union mailbox, constantly get us in trouble for smoking weed, and disappeared 6 weeks into the semester. He became the only person arrested at Occupy Dallas. His dad would text me regularly with updates and I'd be like that mfer is gone idek
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I don't know what happened to Clifford after the spring semester. He was supposed to do one more semester to get the credits he slept through, which pissed off the jazz group he was supposed to tour with. Last I heard his parents made him come back to China. Hope he's well.
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Clifford was truly a gifted bass player, all the dudes in the 1 o'clock band respected his talent, but nobody wanted to do recitals with him because he would sleep through rehearsal 90% of the time. A good move by them seeing as he slept through his own graduate recital
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Clifford came into my life in my second semester. My first semester my roommate was the only other freshman to sign up for housing late. He would order dmt off the silk road and smoke copious amounts in our dorm. He never once attended class. I knew his dad better than him.
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Once we smoked and went to get dinner at our favorite dining hall (Auntie Gladys' soul food kitchen) but when he was filling up his plate, as he was wont to do, he burped smoke all over the old black lady serving him. She told him no more helpings bc he was obviously so high
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This shit is so funny man
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When Cliff would get out of the shower he was so big that the tiny bathroom would flood. I'm talking water over your toes. No matter what he did, no matter how often he scrubbed he always smelt like malt liquor and cabbage. I don't know why cabbage, he never once ate any.
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John Krasinski - from Boston, asset
Ben Affleck - from Boston, asset
Matt Damon - from Boston, asset
Mark Wahlberg - from Boston, asset
Chris Evans - from Boston, asset
James Spader - from Boston, asset
Ed Norton - not an asset, but from Boston and loves the agencies
And so on
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The jazz dudes were all real talented but they were dumb as dogshit when it came to math and physics. I started tutoring some guys in our science of musical sound course and then they all just started hitting me up to be Cliff's alarm clock.
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This is a nonce's idea of a burger. Pervert ass burger. Get out of the kitchen
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He was cooking
Vintage Alex Jones on the Israel/Palestine Hegelian Dialectic
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Reminder that Jared Leto grew up in "hippie communes," his grandpa was air force, he "returned to school" at Emerson prep (DC) after a hiatus with his mother in Haiti ca. 1983 where she worked for an unnamed "children's charity," he has a cult and now owns Lookout mountain
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@SweetneyHouston
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A page from Kennedy's white house notes in a book called presidential doodles (911 service started in 1968)
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@abonbass
Hell yeah, I always loved when he'd come back to the door with his drunk smile rocking that fedora
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Tapping the sign
There are many characters in the world of literature who dream of joining the
#UAarmy
- the side of good.
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You guys ever think about how Dave Chappelle's mom went to American University in DC, was a high level administrator for Lumumba, and then went on to the state department and UNESCO?
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This is so fucked up and sad and it breaks my heart
The average mineral content of calcium, magnesium, and iron in cabbage, lettuce, tomatoes, and spinach has dropped 80-90% between 1914 and 2018
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Once in high school pe the coach said we could pick what game we played if someone ran the mile under 6 minutes so my boy Gary who smoked 2 packs of kools a day did it in 545 in skate shoes and dickies to his ankles. We played dodgeball
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Socially isolated and desperate, sam Pritchard will come out as trans this year.
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Socially isolated and desperate, sam Pritchard will come out as trans this year.
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You mfs got psyoped again
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Gf just admitted to cheating on me so I'm about to drink myself unconscious while I cry
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You're looking at britney's boobs
I'm wondering what she knows about a guy working on computer networks and remote data transmission at Bayer in the 60s
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Thinking about how the cia "chief of disguise" did a tedtalk about how they had masks that could fool people up close (once briefing the president with a mask on and he didn't notice) since the 80s and getting mad
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@ZeroSuitCamus
Ben loaned his Baltimore house to the "founder of modern anatomy" while he was in France. He was pretty into cutting up bodies
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Mark of the beast
Many streamers and gamers are noticing indents in their heads due to prolonged headphone use.
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Critical support, I believe this man. I do not believe Big Soda
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The CNN lady's moment by moment narration of the guy immolating like she's announcing a horse race I find more disturbing than anything else. Sick society.
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In the conspiracy sub reddit, they're calling True Detective season 4 corrective programming
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She's dead
Kate Middleton has been working from home on special project, palace confirms
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NEW - Solar geoengineering experiment in San Francisco injected "salt crystals" into the atmosphere to reflect sunlight.
The project was not widely announced, "to avoid public backlash."
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When your fat, diabetic, trump loving step-dad won't get his 45th booster
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From “we met occasionally” to “he helped me with a financial transaction worth more than a quarter of a million dollars”
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This tweet was muted after like 100 likes. I'm sorry if you got mad, but I'm having fun online
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Jeremy Irons narrating is the craziest part of this
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Never go too deep down the rabbit hole of the fact that one (1) cheese provider supplies 80% of the pizza market and there are only a handful of known pictures of the man. Never read JFK's late 50s speech to the dairy coops. Never question crunchwrap-supremification of the menu.
Never forget there is a literal illuminati of cheese and that is why everything is triple stuffed crust and 5,000 calories now 😎
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Alright here is the 1999 definitive Parenti takedown on Chomsky
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