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Fortune favors the BORED. Purveyor of fun on the internet. Builder. Miner. Farmer. Advisooor. All posts are sarcasm.

Los Angeles, CA
Joined August 2013
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@BoredElonMusk
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I still have a lot to learn about Stablecoins, so I think I'm pretty qualified to ask a lot of dumb questions on your behalf. Join us on Wednesday.
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@BoredElonMusk
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Hey grok is it true people can just ask questions on a website or app instead of clogging our replies with answers from bots?.
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@BoredElonMusk
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I don’t care what anyone says, this was a cinematic and marketing masterpiece.
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@BoredElonMusk
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The U.S. government was deliberately designed with a neutral secular principles to ensure liberty, fairness, and rational governance. Integrating religion into democracy risks eroding these foundations by prioritizing specific beliefs over universal rights, contradicting the.
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@BoredElonMusk
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I know this is going to shock some people, but Presidents should be elected based on at least 100 factors before religion is discussed. If that offends you, our understanding of American history are wildly different.
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@BoredElonMusk
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Happy Prime Day to those who celebrate. On this holiest of days, let us remember to honor our ancestors who had to journey to the store and navigate treacherous checkout lines to obtain their low quality merchandise. *Von Clee Kchekut*
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@BoredElonMusk
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An older friend of mine told me his stock brokerage firm has been charging him 1% of his holdings each year to manage his portfolio. I asked him to find out what they returned in the last 12 months: Answer - 9.22%. The S&P 500 return rate in last 12 months? 9.44%. So basically he.
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AI does the job of 10 humans. Government hires 10 humans to do the job of 1. That’s why nothing happens quickly in America anymore. (For now).
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We deserve better!. Mayor Bass has repeatedly emphasized the “rapid pace of rebuilding, including issuing permits.”. Thousands of homes were destroyed, and yet fewer than 100 building permits have been issued after six months. Does anyone believe this is rapid rebuilding?. While
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@BoredElonMusk
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No one needs your token if no one needs your product.
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@BoredElonMusk
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Yeah sex is cool but have you successfully captured a fly mid-air with a handheld vacuum cleaner?.
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@BoredElonMusk
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I really hope that blocking a lot of people on X doesn't hurt your reach, because I have to block 10-20 accounts daily for spamming my replies.
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We have 1000 launchpads for every 1 rocket.
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@BoredElonMusk
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When government gets too big it can no longer govern, simply administer.
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The people still shooting off fireworks today deserve to have their nards blown off. We don’t need them procreating.
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6 month update, post fire…. 1) Family is safe and healthy living in a nice leased home close to in-laws. We will likely be here the next 24-30 months as our home is rebuilt. Psychologically we are past grieve and sadness and now in war mode. 2) The incompetent mayor has not
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@BoredElonMusk
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95% of men will have better results from the gym and audiobooks than therapy.
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Nicole
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Dude hit the gym after a breakup thinking their body is the issue, bro you have the emotional Intelligence and maturity of a door nob. Go to therapy.
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Superman is one of the dullest superhero stories in history.
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@grok make a fictional game art cover for this idea.
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