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@GrapeApe9k

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Ape, murder, arson, and ape.

Joined December 2022
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@GrapeApe9k
GrapeApe
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SPY x FAMILY doesn't get enough praise.
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GrapeApe
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RT @gfodor: Not your weights, not your waifu.
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GrapeApe
6 days
I had a dream last night that the Starmer government fell. Woke up to this:. Here's hoping I'm an oracle.
@Telegraph
The Telegraph
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🔴 BREAKING: Britain has offered asylum secretly to nearly 24,000 Afghan soldiers and their families caught up in the most serious data breach in history, it can be revealed. Read more here ⬇️.
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@GrapeApe9k
GrapeApe
6 days
I like Grok. I like vtubers. I don't think Grok should be a vtuber.
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GrapeApe
7 days
If I saw someone driving this in America I'd wonder what crime they had committed to deserve such a punishment.
@EdisonCarterN23
Edison Carter 𓅃
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The American mind can’t comprehend that 80% of car trips could be taken in a car like this.
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GrapeApe
7 days
I thought Elon wanted to *increase* the birth rate?.
@Grummz
Grummz
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Grok’s new companion mode is not messing around.
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@GrapeApe9k
GrapeApe
9 days
The louder someone screams "STOP CARING ABOUT THAT", the more I think I should care about that.
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@GrapeApe9k
GrapeApe
10 days
I'm starting to realize how much I've underestimated the problem of female intrasexual competition. Women trying to deceive each other into self-sabotage could explain a great deal of our world today.
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@GrapeApe9k
GrapeApe
11 days
The White House is posting Chudjaks. Never think that you don't matter.
@WhiteHouse
The White House
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PANICANS hardest hit.
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GrapeApe
12 days
What a time to be alive.
@DHSgov
Homeland Security
12 days
FIRE UP THE DEPORTATION PLANES!
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GrapeApe
12 days
RT @OldHollowTree: Goodnight, sweet prince.
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GrapeApe
12 days
I mean look at the fucking guns on this guy. Could strangle a billionaire one-handed. Hyoid bones? No problem.
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GrapeApe
12 days
I'm not the first person to have pointed this out, but if Epstein is dead, the guy who killed him was probably on the same cell block. The video wouldn't show anything in that case. Tartaglione seems like he'd be pretty good at strangling people.
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GrapeApe
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Was the phenomenon of the 'male-to-male transsexual' always a thing? Or has it only occurred since the debut of the Smart Phone?.
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GrapeApe
16 days
Intelligence isn't the ability to solve more and more contrived integrals, or solve a Rubik's Cube 500ms faster. Intelligence is "the ability to get what you want". So if you don't have what you want, you must remain open to the possibility that you're retarded. Stay humble.
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GrapeApe
16 days
I need new gym music. So hard to find good music these days. I need stuff that's high tempo, high energy, but isn't rap or Euro club music. Metal, rock, darksynth, retrowave, that sort of thing. If you have anything that's good for psyching you up to lift heavy, drop it here.
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GrapeApe
17 days
Trolling protip: Use em dashes constantly. Alt + 0151. Snarky, normie takes are 200% more infuriating when the target thinks they’re coming from a bot.
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GrapeApe
17 days
There's a subset of people in the birthrate discourse that, despite nominally being pro-natal, are actually quite malicious. They don't actually care about the lives and well-being of children; they just want more of them. The sorts of people who have seen graphs and charts.
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GrapeApe
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RT @TheMagaHulk: Tech companies are so desperate to hire Indians over Americans that ten of them are currently employing the same guy with….
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RT @nicksortor: 🚨 #BREAKING: FBI Deputy Director Dan Bongino just announced the FBI has arrested OVER 825 vioIent chiId predators, and 140….
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