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Despite the billions of dollars that Elon has thrown at it, Grok is nearly useless as an image generator. You can't generate images of public figures, which prevents you from making memes of and/or and mocking them. What else is this feature even for? Generic goonslop?

I don't think we can expect members of the federal government to explicitly name 4chan, but it's clear that we're being referred to here. And hopefully the GRANITE Act can be passed quickly, putting a stop to Ofcom's delusions of harassing US platforms into compliance.

チルノ「みんなー！チーズが3種になったビーフシチューパイ、はじまるよー！ 」

"Anonymity on the internet should be banned." Do we really want to live in a world where every opinion must be permanently tied to our real-world identity, etched in stone for judgment, even as we grow and evolve? Anonymity protects our ability to change, learn, and stay free.

Grim

if you didnt want President Donald Trump to airstrike narcoterrorists in international waters and a complete immigration moratorium you should have stopped Zoe Quinn from banging all those dudes

Conventional wisdom is that heads of state should have wives and children, such that they have a stake in the future of the country. Maybe that's not always true. Sometimes it's better to have a leader with nothing to lose. Nothing to threaten.

Scrambled egg whites taste fine, and their macros are fantastic, but they always make me feel like I'm some sweaty wretch eating a bowl of snot, like in the Matrix.

The problem with slogans is that they're very information sparse. There are a lot of blanks, a lot of undefined, implicit fine print. Different groups are going to fill in those blanks with different things. When the average person saw "America First" as a slogan, they assumed

Biden wrecked the economy to the point where American men need $140k per year to get married. Okay that's the reality. There are about 3 million jobs in Silicon Valley that pay that much, and they're all going to foreigners. That's your problem, it's pretty simple. Deal with it.

On 4chan, Indian posters are vanishingly rare, yet everyone blames every shitpost and disagreement on them. Can't even blame Australians anymore. It's almost entirely Americans trolling Americans.

People are probably going to be disappointed when they realize there's actually not that many people on their timeline posting from India. The slop is coming from inside the house.

If X really wants to have /pol/ flags, what they should do is a) Remove all flag emojis from names b) Have a flag as a separate, toggleable option adjacent to the name field c) Have flags disabled by default, such that the user has to consciously opt-in Avoids privacy issues

Can't we just arrest the pedophiles?

now do the map of states offering property tax relief for marriage and childbearing! oh wait hahahaha there are none.

The most fascinating part about Brilyn Hollyhand is that his existence reveals the bipartisan nature of the shadowy think tank that exists to bioengineer turbo-rapeable political twinks like Dean Withers. At first, with Dean Withers and Harry Sisson, you think "Okay this is

First off, he's lying to preemptively justify yet more plant closures in America that shift jobs to Mexico Second, if this was a real problem, it could be easily corrected by establishing a training program, which would be quite to Ford's benefit in that it would have the next

This stuff is a great example of how "Liberal Democracy" abolishes itself through the application of human techniques supposedly meant to bolster its own values. Banning "hate speech" is meant to defend equality, while cracking down on "misinformation" is supposed to protect

The Japanese after eating McDonald's hamburgers for 1000 years

“My uncle told me a strange thing, that you just purchased your first home. But he must be mistaken. That means you must be at least 60. 70? But you cannot be 80.” “87”