GoldyDorado01 🇵🇸 🇨🇩
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Moving full time to BlueSky. Only have this up because of bookmarks and videos I deleted from my Hard Drive.
Joined May 2015
Update, I'll be gone full time now. Not deleting the account for reasons stated under.
Only reason I am not deleting this account is that I have some tech posted in here that I deleted in my HDD and It makes It easier to share with people. I'd probably be gone otherwise.
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Literally nothing is sexier in fiction but uglier in real life than smoking.
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There's not a single game that looks more like a made up game the stereotypical nerd is in a movie is playing than Oblivion. This is the best armor set in the base game. This is supposed to look imposing.
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Beginners are right, playing any game where the pool of available players are veterans sucks ass; no matter how many "git gud" comments people may make. I can only play boomer shooters with friends, the alternative is sludging through 100 hours of learning to stand a chance.
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As it was explained to me, "If you put two male characters in the same scene together and there are no fujoshi drawing them in candid love, that series should get axed, because you managed to create absolutely zero chemistry within your own cast" and I was like DAMN.
@danhengussy "fandom without fujo arts is a flop fandom" they're right and they should say it.
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The one and only.
every other community is doing it so i gotta ask, whats a guilty gear meme you think is so canonical and an all time best of the best of the community?? i'll start with the one that changed my vocabulary forever.
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@SewageCrow @dragonwarriorJS You know, if he is struggling with all of that and he still manages to respect someone's identity when a principal, someone's whose job is supposedly to take care of their students, doesn't, then there's really no excuse for transphobia.
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This is amongst the funniest interactions I have ever had discussing fighting games.
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There's also not a single game that's as frozen in time as Oblivion. That game was made to catch the attention of early 2006 console gamers without any consideration for how it would hold up. And honest to god it's making me love it more and more
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@HapiofMorArdain Yuri: Kya!! S-Senpai touched my hand?! But she is a g-g-irl >>_<<!! . A same sex friendship in any shonen: For every star in the night there will a garden full of flowers all sharing your name, and each time I can't be with you, I'll pull a petal to have you always by my side.
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Did the graphic designer fucking die in a car accident WHAT HAPPENED
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Hello everybody my name is Markiplier and today we will 44~2369P.
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Talked to a bunch of Guilty Gear players who have 0 interest in listening to rock bands while having all of the OST downloaded and I can only scratch my head at the fact.
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Does anyone have that fightcade chat that goes "bro you can't block but you haven't dropped a single hit confirm, do you play under night" and the other guy says "Yeah :(".
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There's just a single genre of Makoto clips.
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I know it's not an ideal scenario, the veterans themselves probably want new players as well, but it creates this cycle of new players don't stay with the game because there aren't other new players. I'd still think the new player has every right to drop the game for that reason.
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@NkoPunch Like the perk of Kobe Bryant showing up to your school is that you get to play with him as well as him helping and talking with you and the other kids, not playing a full 48 minutes game with him to get demolished and then he vanishes without a word.
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@KayinNasaki Oblivion couldn't be better summarized as dorky, honestly. Like it's what normies think high fantasy is always like, in part because the game sold a bazillion copies. The game is FILLED with that "The Lord of the Rings is the biggest thing rn" culture.
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@willsgardevoir This is the thing that gets me about shit like GER vs Goku. The fuck kind of damage is GER gonna do to him. They are both basically invincible to physical attacks in that fight.
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Devil May Cry the moment you use a Vital Star S
video games become a lot better when you accept that consumable items are meant to be consumed
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The four sweeps of the apocalypse
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"One mistake and I'm done for". "One mistake and I'm done for".
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@RodentiaRex Definetly not something I would deem has a lot of sexual tension irl. You lack those camera angles and looks, irl you just have the smell of another cig close to you.
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People really show how little they actually play Blazblue when they say "well if you don't like children in skimpy clothing then why do you play Blazblue hmmmmmm?" When 50% of the playerbase plays these characters
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Top tiers will have wikis saying shit like:. Pros:.*Builds a full bar after everything they do.*Super acts as a reversal that breaks armor and it's + on block. Cons: . *Lacks meterless reversal :(.*Has 199 HP instead of the average 200 making them very squishy :(((.
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Jack-O and Neco-Arc are now the defacto "fighting game girls people know without having played the game they are from"
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@Memo_HS2022 @Daboyui Just in general, people who like anime and have right wing ideologies tend to gravitate towards shows "without politics" or "shows that make SJWs mad". That's why the stereotype also extends to Nagatoro or Komi-san pfps from my experience.
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The JWong "You gotta learn" clip has done unfixable damage in how people treat newcomers to the genre. If your idea of a good first impression is someone ruthlessly beating a beginner, posting it on Twitter and then never giving them any advice, that's some weird behavior.
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I can genuinely not stop laughing at this how fucking cracked was HC to make their players not know combo scaling was a thing.
#GGST_HA #GGST_HC Shot damage scaling is bugged causing a significant drop in damage from extended combos. It scales like 2 hits so 3 shots scale like 6 hits in a combo. 236S is also bugged this way meaning that there is no way around this.
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@G0ffThew "If you put two characters in the same room together and no fujos are drawing them in candid love, whatever you are doing should get axed, because your cast has absolutely no chemistry with each other" is what I like to call "The Fujoshi Index".
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Every time this round gets viral I always read stuff like "That's SamSho for ya!", and you guys are always wrong. THIS IS SAMSHO.
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@Rumaniala Yaoi: Kya!! S-Senpai touched my hand?! But he is a b-b-boy >>_<<!! . A same sex friendship in any shonen: For every star in the night there will a garden full of flowers all sharing your name, and each time I can't be with you, I'll pull a petal to have you always by my side.
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Thinking about this one Jam painting Daisuke did where he went on a long rant about how fucking embarrassed he was about it. It's like he had to present his high school drawings to a room full of people. I felt so bad but it's also hilarious.
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@overthither Wondering why smoking a cig is considered sexy by many but smoke anything else and you become a niche appeal INMEDIATELY.
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I think people forget that from X all the way to #Reload, Guilty Gear was EXTREMELY popular in any space that was even remotely geek related in Japan specially. It would be like showing footage from Fate/Go nowadays.
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This is extremely funny
To everyone calling other people tourists I require footage of you playing ranked. You're probably a master at the game if you think people not being aware there's a porn mag in their hard drive means they are secondaries.
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@NivrapNobody Oblivion armor is like they made plastic, cheaper knock off versions of actual versions of the armor, but it's actually in the game
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@inch_resting @whack66463518 @weebtrashlife @FaZeSway People be like "selling your body isn't a real job" and then they work in a McDonald's with chronic back pains when they are 30.
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Lunar stopping a whole ass mainstage match so that he can remove DA Noel's stockings only to lose cuz he can't stop mashing is called karmic retribution.
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We all got the PC "port" of Uni 2, the TFH fiasco, and Rollforward DBFZ in less than 30 days from each other, huh.
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Insane to me that new players flock to characters like Hakumen, Nine, Izanami and Naoto while the stale bread, no butter characters that were designed to be accessible are only played by character specialists. This might be a personal tweet.
Happy birthday to the Blazblue character every newcomer sees and is like "YO I'M GONNA PLAY THAT GUY" only to mess around with him for 30 seconds, and then say "oh nvm he's hard and weird".
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Horrible PC Port always beats having to pay +$100 a year no matter what. Biggest scam of the decade, where did we go wrong.
Evidently even with all the PC issues there's still a lot more players on PC than PSN atm for UNI2.
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@KeohTV I never implied that, I'm just saying being new to the genre and lacking new players to fight with is often times very disheartening.
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The one time I gifted a copy of +R to a friend they ghosted me across all social media and I'm not even kidding.
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@DreamLeaf5 Michelangelo knowing what sub means fills me with overwhelming dread. Literally anyone else I would get, not Mickey.
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@ZZakeruga Playing any Metal Gear Solid game really shows how the common arguments of "Kojima should just make movies" dont hold any weight because they use every single thing videogames as a medium allow for.
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I often think about a top Faust player that was discussing corner pressure and someone mentioned how air throw is good to chase after certain resets and he said "yeah but it side switches" and the other guy said "not if you back air throw" and he said "THERE'S BACK AIR THROWS?!".
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Woke up to a million replies so I think I should set some things straight. I don't think a person's appeal is diminished just because they smoke (fiction also includes real life actors). It's just that the moment I get close to a smoker the whole thing falls apart (imo!!!!).
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@Sometimes_Fendo Western dev: Uncompressed files.Japanese dev: Broken files. I purposely don't say eastern because Korean devs are gods amongst humans. They simply make everything into an MMO
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When I'm able to gaze on it upon a distance I do find it attractive but when I'm in the same room as them the only thing I'm thinking about is the assault my nostrils are going through.
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I don't want to upset a lot of my american followers (cuz you're a lot) but I'll try to say this in the most direct way I can. Your customs are insane. The idea that the customer is evil for not taking care of the wage of the service worker who has an employer is *obscene*.
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@Shuten_Koji Combos aren't really about reaction time and depending on the game even about them being hard. It's just good players will not give you a chance to recollect yourself in the middle of the match. If it's against newer players, everyone is on the same boat.
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Quick! Your character is Top 1 and needs a weakness listed in the wiki. Do you add:. 1: "Best tools are locked behind execution (Just like the rest)". 2: "Requires meter to get access to their better options. (No shit)". 3: "Unorthodox playstyle (I.E: They get away with murder)".
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@JoeEngland6 @EpicLinkSam "Lots of women fall for bad boys if they see them rescuing a puppy in the rain" but replace women with just shonen fans and you are set.
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@idiographs I have played with exactly 0 Barbie dolls in my entire life and Ken was clearly not there for the boys, why do adult men suddenly care about girls' toys.
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@SaeedDiCaprio @quirky_sniffler "I wish I never have to use my gun. anyway here's the many ways I fantasize about someone breaking into my house so I can legally fill their skull with lead". It's pretty fucked up to read sometimes.
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@SoloMan1298 Mid level players trying to give advice: You need to know what's your fastest button and what's your main combo opener, this will put you in your prefered game state and. Cracked 40+ years old that will win the biweekly yet again: People tend to jump after your second fireball.
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@ZawaUltra @cockknot Yeah I don't think anything should be forbidden but if you are going to depict a graphic SA scene you HAVE to be really certain you can pull it off, otherwise it comes off as tasteless as best and downright fetishistic at worst.
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@KayinNasaki This would have sent the average person back in that time into a comatose from how funny it was. It was a weird time.
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@inch_resting @whack66463518 @weebtrashlife @FaZeSway Guess what idiots, every single job ever invented involves "selling your body". Your physical labor is rewarded by money, why is that not considered selling someone's body?.
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Number of BlazBlue characters without knowledge checks or a main central gimmick
@OmniSScythe Not that blazblue characters arent without their own knowledge checks and dumb shit but I do feel like most blazblue characters at least feel a bit more intuitive, like hitting Carl's doll. Now of course Carl is significantly more cheap on offense lmfao so we take a bit of Ls too.
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@phagefranci @strangepacks_ Nah not always, a lot of bullies tend to live in environments that elevate their ego, not lower it. They tend to have forgiving parents that will throw it all to the "They are just a kid" or "We need to treat them better" when in reality the bully really needs a reality check.
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"Tourists found BlazBlue" I hate to break to you but most fighting game players tend to just play the games and not investigate if the artbook meant to commemorate the franchise is +60% a SFW Porn magazine. You'd know that if you actually played fighting games yourself.
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@TheHedgememe @_kalikinesis Probably better. If the internet has brought us one good thing, is being able to know that our situations aren't the only ones in the world and that people have shared the same troubled past. I think that's the critical point that will make future parents better with their kids.
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I have always wanted to know who was the original artist of this one.
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@kusogelesia I've been living with smokers all life I've just grown to really dislike it sorry 😖.
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@Matias_Diavolo6 No way you have a Killua pfp but have a problem at the gay part brooooooooooooo.
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You know, I'll always defend that you shouldn't try to demoralize someone for picking bad characters, but god, do I sometimes miss the brutal honesty of the old school.
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Transphobes with no reading comprehension, media literacy, or any experience talking to a trans person have that Stage 9 ending as their Black Panther.
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@ProudHoesWow Oh no I'm talking about games with less than 100 active players a day. Sometimes there are just *not* a lot of new players in your region.
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@spillthekatea "On this door, the axe of legend, but on the other, the final boss. " Type gameplay.
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Kusoge accounts are insane, I'll be scrolling down Twitter and see a game that looks like it was made on Scratch and the caption is something like "Reginald the wereshrimp can use koopy beat to get a 10 way mixup if you do this convoluted OS. His 5A is also +31 on block".
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@estrogenizedboy Some people are reading this as "He always wanted a daughter" But I initially read it as "The dad saw how she was sad and gloomy before transition and didn't know how to help her and now that she is happier with herself he is ecstatic that he can finally help his kid.
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@Harukajunkomio @KZXcellent Fun fact, Japan has national immunity against the US because he personally scares the shit out of every new US president and is basically his butler whenever he feels like it. Reason is he can probably defeat the entire US army and no one wants to find out if it's true lol
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It's kinda wild how Sol in GG is designed as a jack of all trades type of character but in almost every iteration his neutral and pressure tools are outshined by most of the cast when optimized but what he gets in return is BIG FUCKING DAMAGE and that's enough to tip the scales.
this doesnt count but it might be the closest i get. WT has forced 55% scaling btw
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Real talk why is LATAM so outwardly racist? Like sure not everyone living there is but at the very least people from NA or EU are more subtle (even if that can be more sinister), while in LATAM spaces I find it so normalized to the point of people being numb to it. What happened?.
Being a black person and a fan of KOF black sure is tiring sometimes. This same photo of us has been circulating online for going on 5 years now. 5 years of mockery, racial slurs, and memes on a photo that captured one of my happiest moments at any Katsucon.
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To everyone calling other people tourists I require footage of you playing ranked. You're probably a master at the game if you think people not being aware there's a porn mag in their hard drive means they are secondaries.
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@playful_cl0ud I can't watch this clip in any context because this image flashes into my head and I start to lose it.
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"These normies are trying to take away our niche Otaku fighter!" Calamity Trigger was the most popular fighting game both in Japan and in the West next to fucking Street Fighter IV the year it came out. Each game was the number 1 most popular arcade game whenever one came out.
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@yuriposting I really want to know how would Freud react if he knew women can also have Oedipus complex.
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Damn shit went mini-viral uh. Not an expert, can anyone confirm if this is the case for yuri pairings as well? I fear angering the elder gods (30 year old women).
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I got QRTd by Jiyuna and I didn't see it because I muted the word FFXIV. Am I about to be the focus of 10 min videos by content creators?
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"Well *I* personally enjoy losing against very good players when learning a new fighting game" so the remaining 99% of newcomers should also do that? And when they complain we tag Scrubquotes? Is that how this is supposed to work?.
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How do you stream snipe in a fighting game. It's not like a FPS where you don't even know where the other guy is, what unfair advantage do you have when watching someone else's screen in a fighting game, there's just ONE screen, I just don't get it.
Not punk bringing up my age and predicting how I act in my personal life outside of sfv. And assuming I stream snipe him after we get matched up 3 times when there no one online. And I was literally streaming my self mann. And then I got banned lol.
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