“This game looks like shit! It’s clunky and it’s gonna be kuso with a AAA price tag! You can’t seriously be thinking about buying it on launch!?”
Me asf:
“‘Aba fans excited to play the character for the first time’ is such a toxic thing to say!” Dawg if you’re an Aba fan and it’s gonna be ur first time playing the char you gotta hold that she’s been in a $3 video game for like 15 years now
Why did it take an Among Us crewmate doing sidewinders and DI for me to realize the intro to Find Your One Way is just the intro to Ride the Fire slowed down
The Laid-back and Dignified Vampire, SLAYER IS YOUR NEXT DAREDEVIL!
He will make his return in Guilty Gear -Strive- on May 30th as the last character of Season 3!
#GGST
#Slayer
My parents: “if we take away all your electronics and sit you down at the table in absolute silence you’ll be forced to finish your homework”
12 y/o me for the next 3-4 hours:
>throw out unfuckwithable neutral button
>blocked
>throw out unfuckwithable neutral button
>blocked
>throw out unfuckwithable jump in
>hits
>enter wincon and win the round
HonestLewis FootsiesSon
Can’t wait to check my Project L character hastag on Twitter and be able to parse absolutely nothing from foreign players because they’re all typing like this instead of using a common notation
Me and my chat of 300 people made this list of the sauciest characters in Guilty Gear Strive based on combos and mixups
Practical and impractical combos were considered
How satisfying the combo feels/looks
How interesting the combo is mechanically
DON'T SHOOT THE MESSENGER
“Strive is easy to compete in” mfs when they eat a stray hit at full health, somehow lose 60-70% and immediately have to guess for game against a top tier in positive bonus
fgc vs smash discourse is always the same everyone’s like “My game is harder” to make it seem like the other party is doing something not as impressive. Ultimate is not easy to compete in nor are Melee or KOF or whatever. Strive is easy to compete in but we let them hang anyway
What if instead of labbing out any interaction in any fighting game I just went on twitter and said "this move has literally 0 counterplay" and let everyone else do the work for me
At a gaming convention bracket I played against a Leo player I never heard of in R2 and he air grabbed my fuzzy jump on the first blockstring of the fucking set bro i have never locked in so quick in my life
>turn on GBVSR @ level up expo
>2B vs Charlotta
>Roundstart, Charlotta forward jumps while 2B whiffs an entire autocombo in one direction
>2B recovers in time to turn around and CH Charlotta with another autocombo after she lands
>turn off GBVSR @ level up expo
Nah this is real lmao
“How do I beat May?”
“Dawg you play Ram”
“How do I beat Millia?”
“Dawg you play Ram”
“How do I beat Ino?”
“Dawg you play Ram”
“How do I beat Chipp?”
“Dawg you play Ram”
“Damn [xyz] feels kinda BS ngl”
“Dawg you play RAM”
For YEARS
One of the reasons I stopped playing Strive was because I just felt the community wasn't welcoming and a very toxic out look on game. I literally had someone say that I was downplaying Chipp for struggling with a MU, frame 1 that was their approach is be dismissive. I ply Ky
To translate for my GGST homies: “want $20000 a year for school and all expense paid trips to majors? Show us you passed your celestial challenge this month ☺️”
Getting a hit gear tweet is funny because you’ll attract all manner of playtime and skill levels in the comments. Just seen a guy go “can you BELIEVE people hate Leo Whitefang??” like um yeah bud I think I can
@MakoFGC
Most people (me included) just don’t want to commit their time to playing someone that they will probably get no meaningful practice out of playing. I don’t think that’s weird
You: A masher, doesn't understand frame advantage, presses because you're bored
Me: A master of the Japanese art of Abare, constantly keeps track of both characters options, masterfully chooses when and what to press
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The reason this could be considered not a true infinite isn't because of the wall breaking (like so many thoughtfully pointed out) but because after 20 seconds in grounded hitstun the game just forces you to start blocking lmao
Colloquial terms and names for moves is one of my favorite things about fighting games. If you ask Strive players what this move's name is, 99% of people will call it "Beyblade", instead of the move's actual name.
>Writes down 2 pages worth of Ram combos
"huh, guess I can't fit all these in the video. I'll just trim them down to the easy ones"
>Comb through the combos one by one
>They're all easy
Before you can call your character bottom 1 you must first battle the Elite Four of “my character is unplayable gutter tier garbage” then win the Champion battle of arguing with Konakon Mizumi underneath a YouTube video of Millia losing
Recorded a video of my thoughts about Strive players calling things "fake". The full video (link in replies) ended up being a bit lengthy so here's a clip that covers the main points:
i expect she will be good but not gamebreaking, maybe near the asuka zone? itd be nice for her to land there for a little shakeup
looking at her spread of tools, she may beat ramlethal handily and thats exciting haha
Good morning Twitter I would like to introduce you to the concept of a meaty gold burst
- Up to +3 OB (this setup is +2)
- Spaces cS to beat throw
- Beats all invuln (supers, DPs, backdash, blue burst, gold burst if not perfectly meaty)
- Ignores IB/FD/IBFD (not 214D)
*trying to convince people that Rashid is broken*
“Look at this setup!”
“Setup’s kinda ass bro”
“Well actually there’s a version or 2 of this setup that isn’t ass but I’m just not gonna show you 😎”
These ppl crack me up man this is middle school behavior
But besides that I’ve never seen such thin skin in my life. Who the fuck is gatekeeping you. The +R Abas will be more than happy to guide you in that game and the Strive Abas don’t exist yet you’ll all be picking up the character at the same time next week.
"Giovanna 5H > 5H is a 15 frame gap! If you hold that or get hit by it that's just sad "
Here's a few things that can happen if you try to mash on that "15 frame gap"
If Ramlethal is so easy bake oven then why do I keep dropping combos?? If Ramlethal is so top 1 then why do I keep losing with her?? The math just ain’t mathing folks, we gotta keep searching for the right answers
Given Ram’s current state I think itd be ok if she could special cancel into 214H. She doesn’t get great oki off of it and it’d give her a nice confirm from her slash butto-
Gunshots. I fall to the ground dead. Tires screech and a car speeds off. Nobody bothers calling for help.
It’s always depressing whenever a new character/game comes out and I see everyone on the TL doing crazy combos and setups while I struggle to get more than 2-3 buttons to link, I just don’t got the knack for figuring things out quickly ig
if a player thats better than you is doomposting and saying theyre bad at the game you dont think "waaahhh if theyre bad what am i"
instead you think "they boutta give up and ill surpass them"
I could write a whole essay complaining but all ima say is if you lose as Sol Baduy
You are trash
Character is so broken and is closely removing HC as the best character in the game from my list
You Sol players are simply carried far beyond comprehension
My truest of takes:D
I don’t want to seem like I’m hating on the program, I think it’s great that kids are getting any amount of money or scholarships for playing their video games
$20k is just SO much money 😭especially for being at the level where you’re just STARTING to think ab being competitive
literally not one person asked wtf an offense skip was they just accepted the concept and jumped to agreeing or disagreeing with the pictures, can u guys get grip
Been seeing a lot of clips and discussion around some flashier Ramlethal routes and I figured I'd make a quick video about why those routes rarely get used in the first place
#GGST_RA
@CraneZeroYonSan
I mean I get being like “I’m getting an overwhelming amt of DMs just FYI guys I really only play with my friends”, but the whole “it’s weird to ask for games while not being around my skill level don’t u know ur wasting my time” shtick is 100% corny
If you want to take the “I personally believe kids and perhaps everyone else are fucking idiots” angle then we really should just be using arrows and emojis for combo notation and not whatever the fuck this is
PSA if you’re a fraud and someone asks you to show gameplay just go to YouTube look up high level gameplay for your character and just copy something man literally anything