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Thread of these types of fuckass images because I love them
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My favorite ship dynamic is a husband and wife who love each other very much
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Once my brother got into a fist fight with a trans guy and when he got sent to the principals office the principal kept going like "how DARE you hit a WOMEN" and my brother got so offended on the trans guys behalf that he got into a fight with the principal too
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fun fact, my grandmas a lesbian and has a wife, so when I was a kid my parents say me down and explained to me that women could like women
THEY, DID NOT, EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT GAY MEN WERE
SO UNTIL I WAS LIKE, 10, I THOUGHT ONLY WOMEN COULD BE GAY
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look at these eclipse pics my boyfriend got jesus christ
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i mean this completely seriously
steve minecraft
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Ok its been like ten years and ive got to ask what the FUCK was swag asian
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In middle school I dated this horrible fucking manipulative rich republican twink trans guy (dont ask) and he kinned kirishima and called bakudeku his "discomfort ship" and when we finally broke up my friends spammed his dms with bakudeku fanart and he threatened to kiII himself
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Characters who were born to be nothing but a weapon and slowly learn how to be human >>>>> any other trope
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I hate when europeans are like "American schoolwork looks so easy ๐๐คฃ" yeah ofc it looks easy to you YOU THINK 50% IS PASSING
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this will forever be my favorite story about him
*Beats the shit out of a trans man*
"Omg what did you just do to that GIRL???"
"THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL HIM"
*Beats the shit out of a transphobe to defend said trans man*
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Update: I was wrong he did infact try to punch the principal they just stopped him
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YOURE TELLING ME EUROPEANS JUST HAVE LIKE FOXES AND HEDGEHOGS AND RABBITS AND SHIT RUNNING AROUND LIKE NORMAL FUCKING URBAN ANIMALS??? DO YOU PEOPLE LIVE IN A FUCKING FANTASY NOVEL
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Just to clarify it was only a verbal fight with the principal
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C AI might be cringe but at least the children are roleplaying with robots now instead of getting groomer on amino
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"The dream smp is dead ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ"
One of the main guys in lore rn is getting cancer treatment y'all can wait a minute, sit down
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you can ddos ao3 as much as you want, itll never come close to the attack that was Heatwaves updating during the peak of dsmp
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every god damn year we vote blue and EVERY YEAR IT SUCKS
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if someone says they use like. all pronouns. am i legally allowed to start making shit up
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DSMP live action fan casting except its as cursed as physically possible, a thread.
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Gen Z we NEED to stop making fun of Gen Alphas memes rn. our first memes were E, someone toucha my spaghetti, yeet, and "hmm yes this floor is floor" stay humble
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"Palestine doesn't support queer people"
yall said the exact same shit about Texas when yall left us with no power to freeze, and that was a small scale disaster.
So as a queer person In Texas, I promise you, from first hand experience, there are queer people in Palestine.
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Yall really canceling a 17 year old minecraft streamer for not being invested in politics im going to scream
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This is the world's number one defense against groomers
Im so glad we live in a universe were Gumball from Amazing World of Gumball called Dream a fat predator and kiIIed James Charles
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i hate everyone who normalized the "when youre really close to an introvert they no longer get socially drained when around you ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ" trope cause personally idc if youre the love of my god damn life if im not in the mood to talk to people i am NOT in the mood to talk to people
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for every anti niki photoshop that is made i will make five pro niki photoshops
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5 year old friend: i wish women could marry women :(
5 year old crow: they can actually!!!!
5 year old friend: omg!!!! what about men?
5 year old crow: NO.
5 year old crow: men MUST marry women only
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Twitter language is so stupid
"mutual just subtweeted oomfie in law cause prns pqrted them and sent dts in their cc and now prns is in oomfies dni" if you're able to read that without getting a headache you need to delete this app
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Ok im muting this now
Yall can feel free to keep making fandom comparisons in the qrts (genuinely I dont care some of them are actually really funny) just keep in mind that this is a post about something that my 14 year old brother did when he was 12 so like,,, don't b weird
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Idk if im like too autistic or something but i genuinely don't understand how a romantic relationship could be anything except friends to lovers are you guys not friends with the people you date ๐งโโ๏ธ
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"femininity is demonized in mcyttwt!!!"
No, femininity is sexualized and used as a excuse to make cc's look soft and weak uwu- no one gives af if you draw a man in a skirt as long as it isnt a inch long skirt with a g string underneath
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how are people upset about the emerald duo reunion it was like literally
Techno: PHIL YOU LEFT ME THERE
phil: mate
techno: I missed you so much youre the best
phil: mate
techno: THREE MONTHS PHIL
phil: mate
techno: youre my best friend
phil: mate
techno: PRISON PHIL-
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If quackity really wants to bridge the language barrier he should get someone who only speaks spanish and someone who only speaks english and force then to work in a restaurant together with no translator or manager on staff
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@dragonwarriorJS
My brothers really unstable honestly he was in a bad mood and the trans guy did smth to trigger a meltdown- idk the specifics but yeah
I think theyre cool now but he has a lot of mental problems, he's medicated and shit but sometimes its still bad yk
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THIS KID IN MY CLASS JUST LEFT FOR THE BATHROOM AND CAME BACK BALD???
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@SuperMa20781531
Racially ambiguous doesn't mean free for all to change his skin tone ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ you can hc him to be whatever but that thing on the right is not steve
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@balthy_in_real
yeah youre right were all stupid and know nothing anD YET, WHO WON AT YORKTOWN AGAIN????? CAWW ๐ฆ
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๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ YANKY DOODLE DANDY MOTHER FUCKER
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this overlaps slightly with the period of time where i knew that transpeople existed in theory, but i had only ever heard people talk about trans women so it never occurred to me that you could be ftm
so like theres a short period of time where i was a men exclusive queer ally
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I was bored so I made a quiz
take it
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Can we all agree to accept the fact that dream definitely wasn't joking and only said he was when he got humbled by Philza cause like i think we all know whats what happened
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SPIDERVERSE IS POPULAR BECAUSE IT DEVELOPS ON WELL MADE AND DIVERSE CHARACTERS WHILE USING ITS FORMAT AS AN EXCUSE TO SHOWCASE A WIDE RANGE OF ART STYLES
NOT BECAUSE OF THE MULTIVERSE ASPECT
NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT MULTIVERSES
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@CorvusPicasso
you are aware that the SAT is done in 11th grade, and is a combination of things learned in 9th, 10th and 11th grade right? ๐
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Im so glad we live in a universe were Gumball from Amazing World of Gumball called Dream a fat predator and kiIIed James Charles
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i have never seen a character be more officially white washed
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ive never seen good omens idk what the plot is but if that stupid angel doesn't go back to his taki looking boyfriend im going to cry he looks so sad you cant just leave him behind sobbing
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Reminder that aphmau is a proshipping homophobic racist fetishizer who abused almost all of the people on her staff and refused to stop harassing mark and jack with "yaoi ship ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ" after they had made it clear they didnt like it
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STOP TURNING MY DUMBEST TWEETS INTO HIT TWEETS!! I GENERALIZED ALL OF EUROPE AND NOW THE EUROPEANS ARE GONNA BE MAD AT ME
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why was that just casually thrown into the mix. was that an actual subculture. what.
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I dont know how you guys managed to read "Lol America has different grading practices then some of Europe" as "EUROPEANS ARE IDIOTS AMERICANS HAVE IT SO MUCH WORSE ๐คฃ๐" then feel the need to go into my replies with a mix of blatant classism and just regular unnecessary hostility
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being trans is so funny you choose a name at 13 and now thats just you now
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He used to drive around in a golf cart like Fischoeder from bobs burgers and he kinned junko from danganronpa
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I cant fucking believe fundys prophetic dreams were about Utah.
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Im gonna say it
techno had the funnest chat and im tired of pretending like he didnt.
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"its so funny how mcyttwt all started out as dream team stans ๐คฃ๐คฃ"
bro WHO IS WE.
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Actual advice:
1. Instead of waving at people, do a nod where you lift your head up slightly instead of tilting it downward. Secret guy code.
2. Messy hair part. A lot of cis men are genuinely unaware that you can change your hair part. Im not kidding. they genuinely dont know.
the way like all trans masc passing tips are just โdonโt die your hairโ โget rid of piercings especially the girl onesโ โloose all your personalityโ โhate yourselfโ โnever be exitedโ โloose weightโ โdonโt laugh. everโ โbe an assholeโ โdid i mention hate yourself?โ
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i was not expecting jack manifold to be the first cc to openly disown any connection to dream but i am NOT disappointed
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@The_sigma_fem
This is so funny you didn't even ss to tweet it onto a different website you just. posted it on twitter. Im not even mad this is so funny ๐ญ๐ญ go off queen
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Mark accidentally skipping over important dialogue and missing the point of the game vs Jack spending 2 hours over analyzing every single line of dialogue. Pick your poison.
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completely unrelated side story but my lesbian grandma also sold cocaine to Joan Jett one time
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My favorite thing is back when other streamers tried to tease technoblade about blitz and he would just straight faced go "Oh Blitz? You mean my greatest legacy? My biggest accomplishment? I feel no shame."
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I got side tracked by anime boy jesus so here's like. an intermission
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to the kid in the hallway with the lmanburg themed backpack that said "long live lmanburg" "I just spoke to tommyinnit" and "Rip alex technoblade" on it:
you are braver then any us marine.
also
you scare me.
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The way Austin goes "ARE YOU-" before remembering that he has to stay professional ๐ Bro was about to fucking kiII that man
i think ppl need to see that gnfs input was NOT received well at all. Look at their stares to him when he says it. He was also smiling while they discussed serious topics
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everything i have learned about what the dmteam did at technos event has been against my will and if i had one wish it would be to forget all of it
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As someone who literally hyperfixated on politics whne i was THIRTEEN thay shit ISNT GOOD FOR YOU-
Tubbo was joking and immediately clarified- what he meant was he wasnt invested in politics, but thats HEALTHY FOR A TEENAGER as long as they're still open minded???
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Asking bc someone told me they use any pronouns and my mind instantly supplied me with the word cucumber
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"Hobies a minor!" "Hobies an adult!"
okay but you wanna know my theory??? it doesnt matter either way cause bro would never risk dating the child of a cop
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Theres more insane info i could drop abt this guy but i feel like if i actually describe the fucking insanity that was my relationship with him people would assume i was either lying or delusional
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two of my coworkers were talking about shane dawson and were like "crow you know shane dawson right" and i instinctually responded by going "oh god ew" and making a face of disgust ONLY TO DISCOVER THAT THEYRE FANS OF HIM
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My tip for all trans people:
Dont choose a name that could easily be mistake for a name of your agab unless you want to be haunted by every starbucks employee for the rest of your life
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The syndicate keeps having to lie to niki about where techno is while hes in prison because she would not hesitate to kill sam or quackity.
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"Oh shit I accidentally followed a account that doesnt want minors following lol I should probably unfollow"
"..."
"HOLY SHIT IM AN ADULT"
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@TheAmreld
@CL0WM33
No where did i say hes not white. he doesnt have a canon race omfg.
regardless, this?? this is insane.
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"but its ACTUALLY made by a transmasc ๐" insert the most lame ass 2018 tumblr gay music ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ bro that superiority complex is NOT deserved
I cant get over how funnt it is rhat i have all three of them on "dont play" LMAO
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Zendaya as George!
(They claim its because they wanted more female actors but it was actually to make things less gay, they get canceled on twitter but the movie still makes millionw)
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Not that I think it's okay but you can tell lovejoy fans have never been into a band/concerts like this before bc $70 is like. the average price of a hoodie at a merch table ๐
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Im usually 10000% against ai but I just discovered an ai that suggests books to you based on your descriptions and I think I'm in love
This is what ai should be used for. Not replacing artists but giving me hyper specific horror book recommendations
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this list is horrible so I made my own
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