Current hair status: About to propose the theory of relativity

Yes, it's our 5th birthday! And to celebrate my son, who's also my producer, and I have made a special episode of five things from all the episodes of @MyTCpod we'd choose to have in a time capsule. Well, five each. Listen here https://t.co/ENwuIk2fPz Cake anyone? 🎂

It’s publication day for JOHN AND PAUL

QUESTION: This is just a regular giant house spider, right? I just got into bed, and noticed it on the wall. I *really* don’t want to go through the rigmarole of getting back up and putting it outside - it’s not going to eat me in my sleep, is it?

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Was in the audience for The Muppet Show and these two people in the balcony showed absolutely zero decorum. I tried to tell them that their ironic detachment is hurting how they engage with art, but they told me I should engage with a better deodorant. Then I cried

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Love this @BBCRadio4 doc about the Stockport shopkeeper who claims to have invented karaoke, and why Stockport is the karaoke capital of Britain https://t.co/oybrOhABhh

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I’m down to 2% battery. Weirdly, so is my phone.

Is Stockport the birthplace of karaoke? Radio 4 night at 7.15pm, then on BBC Sounds

On @BBCRadioManc tomorrow from 6-10 @DerrenBrown is with me to talk about his new tour coming to @The_Lowry and @GeoffLloyd on his new @BBCRadio4 documentary about why karaoke kicked off in Stockport! Listen live on BBC Sounds ⬇️ 🎧 https://t.co/1cmnesrlrx

*RAFFLE PRIZE - WIN a unique papier-mâché sculpture of #NoddyHolder by artist @PattyCallaghan in aid of @ECHospice Tickets £10 each click to buy 👇 https://t.co/atpJdi5QyQ

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Buying podcast equipment should be harder than buying a gun.

Depending on your point of view I've either perfectly judged the vessel size, or had a disaster.

Na-night x

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These are brilliant

I talked about my book UNCOMMON PEOPLE, BRITPOP & BEYOND IN 20 SONGS with @davidhepworth and @MarkE11en for their fabulous podcast A Word In Your Ear, they are such excellent people to talk to about pop music scenes. Here ya go! https://t.co/a2TBJTRFl3 and

Good morning. Deeply honoured to be interviewing Yvonne Innes about her biography of one of the best and nicest men, the incomparable Neil at Waterstones on 12 November. Please come if you fancy it. It’ll be lovely. @WaterstonesLPL @Sarahshugs https://t.co/zULSezZKod

Put a calendar hold for a meeting** on Friday. (**Playing pickleball)

LOOK! I've written a book about the mad music explosion in 1990s UK and here is a fabulous evening out at the great Walthamstow RocknRoll Book Club with me and Sian talking about it, plus great aftershow DJ!! I've got a wheel with topics on it, and it will spinnnnn 22/10/24 come!

✨ Episode 2 of our week-by-week #Succession rewatch with Jesse Armstrong is out NOW. It's about episode 2 🎧 LISTEN: https://t.co/jES3BUUzs6