Sing dopey songs about Lampard all game and then start crying when he gives you the smallest amount back. Standard behaviour from one of the most inconsequential clubs in the country. https://t.co/sd9P2Lx3IP

I keep thinking about this. This could be me, or you, just out shopping with your wife. Some arsehole jumps the queue and you say "Hey mate, there's a queue here" and you end up dead. Your family torn apart. Your children robbed of a Dad. And the guy that did it does 2 years.

https://t.co/e6kBywY0NS

Take absolutely no pleasure in saying it, but this means yet another Ashes series in Australia goes on the null and void pile, I'm afraid.

Fire fighters in the UK throw life safety rope to woman ‘trapped’ in a large puddle during flooding.

⚒️| West Ham United would like to remind supporters that half-and-half scarves and any items displaying the colours or crests of both clubs are permanently banned inside London Stadium. This policy applies at all fixtures. Supporters arriving with half-and-half scarves purchased

He has mastered this craft

Hope Pompey can do something similar for us, but it’s the exact opposite of this technology and we can see fuck all

The TV schedule for the #EmiratesFACup third round has been confirmed 📺 🔗 https://t.co/yyCr8ypEfs