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Gaza Ministry of Health, fastest dead body counters in the west. BBC fact checkers. Owned and operated by Hamas. A true parody of a health org.
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The Gaza Ministry of Health can confirm that all hospital beds in Shifa Hospital are at maximum capacity.
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Thank you for spreading the truth.
Hamas Says All The AK-47s Found In Gaza Hospital Were Strictly For Medicinal Use
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It would be a shame if this post got 30,000 likes.
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This evening the Gaza Ministry of Health had only enough fuel for either keeping 140 people on life support for a month, or the 9 o'clock rocket barrage against the Zionist entity.
We have informed their families.
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Ceasefire now.
But we keep the hostages.
Also we get to attack you just like Oct 7 again and again.
Also we don't actually accept any ceasefire deal.
@AnnieLennox
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Muhssain Abu Zina, was the head of Hamas Industries and Weaponry Department. He was 8 years old.
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The Zionists have stolen clouds from Iran and caused rain to pour in Gaza. On top of everything now we're wet.
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Where's the UN??
IDF tanks are surrounding the Al Shifa hospital while our doctors are trying to perform an operation.
Not a medical one, a military one but still!
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Air conditioning
Why are there sniper holes in the building next to the Al Shifa maternity ward?
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Updated statistics of Gaza casualties:
86% women
47% men
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Israel killed these three Palestinian children who were so poor they all were forced to share one bed.
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Today's casualty figures.
7,426 Palestinians were killed today per hour.
The breakdown is as follows:
7 men aged 18-50, natural causes
2,408 women, all pregnant
40 ewes, all pregnant
6,790 boy scouts, all girls
1 goldfish named Sam
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We had a close one today. But this brave civilian was miraculously healed when his mother showed up.
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Thank you
@jeremycorbyn
for not calling us terrorists!
We may be murderers, rapists, kidnappers, mutilators of dead children, terrorists, suicide bombers, brainwashers of children, exploiters of civilian property & protected institutions, but we are NOT French.
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Hospitals should not be attacked! Except for Barzilai hospital in Ashkelon which we've done for the second time in a month this evening.
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13,000 children have been murdered next month.
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Please follow us for the most accurate number of dead people, as dictated to us by Hamas.
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The Zionist occupation army is destroying the tunnels that have been built by the hands of our children!
Over 160 children gave their lives building those tunnels. This is how they disrespect our children! 😡
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If you're in Gaza and no access to the internet please reply to this post.
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🫠
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Notice to our followers.
We can't tweet because we're dead.
@BBCWorld
please report this as fact.
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Damn community notes.
Our history is confirmed in all the history textbooks in Palestine which were written by the very reputable Prof. Mahmoud Al-Trustmebro.
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The IDF Zionist army is getting crushed. We are killing thousands of them and they killed 0 of our fighters. Because our fighters don't exist. They are all journalists and children.
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These are the civilians the occupation army is attacking. You can tell they are civilians because they're wearing clothes worn by civilians.
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In the interest of safety for our children, we are working on a new kind of rocket that doesn't leave a smoke trail back to the playground it was launched from.
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After we raped their children, beheaded their babies, burned entire families alive while they hid in fortified rooms in their homes, we should be praised for treating wounded hostages in the hospital.
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We demand an immediate ceasefire to allow us to resupply the uh... stock room. The uh... humanitarian stock room. Where we keep our uh... humanitarian stuff.
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The electricity in the Indonesian hospital is completely 100% out. All of it. No lights. None whatsoever. Except for the idiots in those rooms who didn't turn the lights off when we asked.
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Gaza Ministry of Health updated casualty statistics:
Everyone.
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On October 7, our brave freedom fighters brought this man from the Zionist entity into the Al Shifa hospital, because he was injured somewhere that obviously wasn't his legs.
This is undeniable proof that we provide care for everyone, please believe us.
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This proves nothing. It is common in many hospitals all over the world to have areas where doctors are shot to death when they come near it.
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Good work Mia! Don't tell them about how you cheered the hundreds of genocidal rapes on October 7. (Next time we'll flip the screen to horizontal!)
You're doing such a fine job with these Zionists we'll wait till after the war to stone you to death for adultery.
Genocidal rapists. I’d say I’m disgusted but this sort of rhetoric is on par for Zionists seeing as how Israel is a safe haven state for convicted sexual offenders
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⚠️ Humanitarian supplies needed at al-Shifa right now:
- 20 beds
- 1,000 doses of morphine
- 10 cartons of smokes
- 20,000 hand grenades
- 10,000 Oreo Sufganiyot from Roladin
- 3,000 RPG rounds
- 300 counterfeit British passports
- Ketchup
- 1 red Swingline stapler
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That was our humanitarian RPG!
Well how about that.
A Hamas terrorist fired an RPG at IDF soldiers from the 'Al-Quds' Hospital, and was eliminated.
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Wassam Hashan, an 11-year-old elementary school student was murdered by the occupying Zionist entity in Jenin today.
Wassam dreamed of being a concert flautist until the occupying forces imprisoned him for 16 years and released him only in exchange for one third of a 9-year-old…
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Thank you to whoever drew this accurate portrait of us. ❤️🇵🇸
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After 3 years of combat training, intense tunnel building, and rocket manufacturing training, by the age of 13, our children are ready to become journalists.
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Every department of Al-Shifa hospital in dire need of supplies from the 4th floor to the 12th basement level.
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We don't include the trans community in our statistics because Hamas killed those ones.
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We are starting to regret telling the news agencies that 13,000 people were killed. We should have said 130,000.
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We destroyed another Zionist tank! Watch the footage.
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We took this photo this morning of a brave child standing in front of Al-Shifa hospital. 🇵🇸
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Earthquake, likely caused by Zionists, reached 174.3 on the richter scale in New Jersey today.
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We have better PR.
500,000+ killed in Syria – silence.
377,000+ killed in Yemen – silence.
5,400,000+ killed in Congo – silence.
236,000+ killed in Afghanistan – silence.
500,000+ killed in Sudan – silence.
300,000+ killed in Iraq – silence
17,000+ killed in Gaza – extreme outrage.
Why is that?
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The Zionist Talmudic holiday "Hanukah" celebrates that their fuel only lasted a pathetic 8 days.
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Keep demanding that the Zionists show proof of their dead civilians so nobody thinks to ask us for proof of ours.
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We helped our Zionist guests lose weight and protected them from harmful UV rays.
If anyone wants to nominate us for a
@NobelPrize
, we won't argue.
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24,000 killed. Half of them are children. And half the children are Hamas fighters. And half the Hamas fighters are journalists. And half the journalists are doctors.
100 days and not a single mention of the nearly 24,000 killed - 1/2 of which are children. Shame on those who remain complicit and not call for an immediate ceasefire in Gaza. Shame on them
@POTUS
@SecBlinken
@USUN
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Everyone is lending a hand! This young man is handing a special medical device called a Regenerative Pulse Generator (RPG) to one of our doctors.
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The Palestinian people stand united!
93% of the West Bank don't oppose the burning, murdering, raping, mutilating, pillaging, plundering, baby beheading, hostage taking, pedophilia and necrophilia our brave men did on October 7.
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Still not good enough. We want to see all the rapes and baby decapitations on video, in the presence of an authorized notary public.
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Won't someone PLEASE save the 18- to 50-year-old men in their underwear! It's cold outside. They are suffering shrinkage. The poor guys don't have much to begin with! 😭😭
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Ah, the cellar door is open to our al-Shifa canning room. Where we prepare pickles and jam and other non-terror related things.
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The Zionists have the Indonesian hospital surrounded. We have moved the maternity ward and and children's hospital to the front lines for our protection.
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Dr. Fafo has returned from the dead to assure you all he has been threatened by the occupying forces.
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We have informed the
@nytimes
that the Zionists killed more Arabs in the last 2.5 months than Sudan, Yemen, Syria, Ethiopia, Rwanda, World War I, World War II and Alderaan combined.
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The Gaza Ministry of Health condemns the indiscriminate Zionist entity asteroid strike on Gaza. 2,458,851 people were killed. Hamas freedom fighters miraculously emerged unscathed. Where is the UN???
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Thank you for understanding. Every time we try to find a safe place for our explosives it turns out to be a school.
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For our purposes "children" are considered those who are too young to drink under Islamic law.
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We are now hiring new doctors. These ones left.
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We hope this poor injured Gazan we have never seen before makes a full recovery.
#PrayForFafo
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The Gaza Ministry of Health reports 0 males between the ages of 18 to 35 were killed last night.
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Fake news. That's al-Shifa's head anesthesiologist.
Hey
@MSNBC
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Do you recognise the man in the picture holding an AK-47? His name is Samed Wajjeh and the evidence points to him working as a cameraman for you in Gaza.
Do you trust him to capture the story faithfully?
Do you trust Wajjeh to point the camera in places that Hamas…
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Sane people are not our target market.
Why should any sane person believe Hamas health ministry death toll statistics?
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Out of the total Gaza population of 2.1 million, 7.8 million female journalists under the age of 12 are desperately trapped in one neighbourhood in Rafah.
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This clip aired by
@AJEnglish
may appear to show Hamas fighters among the crowd in the Indonesian hospital, but that is really just a dialysis stand shaped like a kalishnikov.
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Please note the new additions to our new terminology guide:
Kidnapping = Surprise journey
Hostages = Visiting patients
Armoury = Hospital
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In America they'll throw you a roof party.
Here in Gaza the roof party throws you.
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Lion rhymes with Zion. Need we say more?
BBC: Israel has released a lion next to Shifa hospital in Gaza, and has already eaten 3,000,000,000 Palestinian babies.
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The Zionist occupation army airstrikes killed Little Awad, and Hasan today.
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We knew we shouldn't have baked all those sweets on October 7.
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All innocent, rounded up to the next 10,000 and add a '+' because we already forgot what the last number we reported was.
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We are not experts in demographics but this seems reasonable.
According to
@BBC
:
- There are 10M people in Israel 🇮🇱 who are all soldiers
- There are 2M people in Gaza 🇵🇸 who are all women and children
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30,000 people liked this tweet.
It would be a shame if this post got 30,000 likes.
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You misunderstand us. When we demand to see videos of child rape necrophilia Hamas freedom fighters did to the Zionists, it's not because we are demanding proof of the Zionists' claims. It's because we just like watching child rape necrophilia videos.
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Died by space laser.
🚨Gaza Ministry of Health🚨
Please add this QUNT to today's "Killed by the Zi*nist Entity" statistics.
✌🏾🇵🇸
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We got better.
Notice to our followers.
We can't tweet because we're dead.
@BBCWorld
please report this as fact.
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Guys how do we get her to be our official spokesperson?
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For every like, we will bump up our official death count by 10.
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1 in 3 people brutally murdered by the occupation don't even have names. Or birthdates. Or exist.
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The Zionist hostage children we orphaned are so ungrateful.
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We're the best.
Hamas Awarded Nobel Peace Prize For Releasing A Few Of The Children They Kidnapped
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We regret to inform you that the previous manager of this twitter handle, Dr. Mahmoud Fafo has died. May Allah guide his soul.
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We are in desperate times, people. We may even have to... Go to the store.
The last bread in our hospital, a starvation is going to happen.
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Good news from Gaza. 11,000 people have risen.
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Good thing we weren't using that MRI machine because it would have been pretty wild if we turned it on with all the humanitarian AK-47s behind it.
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"Tunnels" is such a harsh term. It is an integrated pedestrian subway system for skinny people with service directly into the homes and workplaces of our customers. Built with pride by Gaza's finest children.
Show some respect.
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The Zionist occupation army wants you to believe that this is what they found at the al-Shifa hospital.
This is a FAKE! This is the real picture!
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