Grumpy by nature
@Garythegrump
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I’m not convinced by this #DrWho storyline. I grew up in Sheffield. The locals would kick the shit out of giant spiders. No messing.
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I’m enjoying my new role this evening as a curling expert.
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13:00 Turns on TV. 13:01 Turns off TV and does something more productive.
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Dunno mate. Never heard of him. Not interested.
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Sir Keir Starmer believes Peter Mandelson should not be a member of the House of Lords over his links to the late sex offender Jeffrey Epstein.
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In the Premier League, that would have been a red card. #ASTNEW
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The conch was blown at 5:00am. The 2026 Barkley Marathons begins in one hour. #BM100
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Before the internet, people thought villages only had one idiot. Wow, we were wrong!
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I’m so into the Traitors Ireland. It’s fecking unbelievable entertainment.
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MAGA COUNTRY Where people with 5 teeth defend people with 6 yachts.
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So, the week before Xmas one of my front teeth broke and just popped out. Thankfully, not painful as the root had decayed. About half way through the crown construction, and over £1k in so far, and my temporary crown has just popped out. Not impressed. 😱
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Today, this wins the internet for me.
Tech support to the rescue... A young woman who submitted a tech support message presumably did it as a joke. Then she got a reply that was way too good to keep to herself. The query: Dear Tech Support, Last year, I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
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Reform's candidate in Gorton & Denton endorsed by Tommy Robinson. Tells you everything you need to know about him
Vote for Matt
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Just had my, really inconvenient, review session in Central London this lunchtime, cancelled. 🙌🏻 Praise be. 4 hours travel saved. It’s the little pleasures….
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