Some people aspire to be social influencers, not me, I want to be a roll model! 🤣👍

A young Britney Spears! 😆

This humour is rarely seen today 📹 lifeof_lifeless ig

I do.

A woman says to her husband: "If I had known you were so poor, I wouldn't have married you." Husband: "But I told you that you were the most valuable thing in my life."

25% of liberals are on medication for mental illness. That’s scary. It means 75% are running around untreated.

I knew the school system was a scam when my business teacher didn’t own a business and my P.E. teacher was fat.

Imagine waking up one day, and your town has been filled with strangers from all over the world, those strangers look at you with envy, not gratitude, they don't want to blend in, they want everything that is yours... It is a relief when a stranger leaves a land where they never

"Greenland belongs to Greenlanders" The Left = 🥰 "Britain belongs to the British" The Left = 🤬

Great question @Keir_Starmer

I dislike these people; they do no good for anyone, but piss everyone off...

First it was Mamdani in New York City, placing his hand on the Quran, while being sworn in as Mayor. Now it’s Virginia’s Lt. Governor being sworn in using the Quran. Do you get it now? This is exactly how they took over the United Kingdom.

They said I couldn’t do it. They said it would’ve happened by now. They told me to give up, to move on, to admit defeat. I’m here today to tell you: never give up on your dreams.

Let him go without, he will soon get hungry...

A wife is frying eggs for her husband in the morning... Suddenly, the husband appears behind the wife's back and says: "Careful, CAREFUL, put more fat in the pan! You're frying too many at a time. TOO MANY! Flip them! FLIP THEM! Come on! Put more fat in there. Oh dear lord.

Husband asked his wife, "Why don't you tell me when you orgasm?" She replied, "Because I don't like calling you at work."

Lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to her husband, Johnny: "I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin."  Johnny replies. "That's no big thing in this day and age."  The wife continues. "Yeah, I've been with one other guy."  "Oh

@InsideLucysHead LMAO 🤣🤣🤣 I heard something similar to this but this is a new one 😂😂😂😂 reminds me of the commercial where in a mens locker room male answers the phone pretends to be the husband and says yes to the wife about new car new home that she wanted to purchase and at the end he

BREAKING: Teacher Enoch Burke arrested again at Wilson’s Hospital School after refusing to affirm transgender ideology. This morning Enoch Burke was arrested by Gardaí, forced into a Garda car and taken to the High Court in Dublin. He refused to comply with Principal Niamh

Adrenochrome takes it a bit further. 🤬🤢🤮

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