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Dressed Up As Asses; Drunk To The Nines
New York, NY
Joined May 2011
WAIT THE SUITS SHUTDOWN WALL STREET BETS? HOW IN THE HELL IS THAT LEGAL?
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My message to my fellow Americans and friends around the world following this week's attack on the Capitol.
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Airbnb IPO price: $68 ๐ฆ๐ฒ๐ฟ๐๐ถ๐ฐ๐ฒ ๐ณ๐ฒ๐ฒ: $๐ด๐ณ.๐ฒ๐ณ ๐๐น๐ฒ๐ฎ๐ป๐ถ๐ป๐ด ๐ณ๐ฒ๐ฒ: $๐ฐ๐ฐ.๐ญ๐ฎ ๐ข๐ฐ๐ฐ๐๐ฝ๐ฎ๐ป๐ฐ๐ ๐ณ๐ฒ๐ฒ: $๐ฒ๐ฏ.๐ด๐ต ๐ง๐ถ๐ฝ: $๐ฎ.๐ฌ๐ฌ Actual IPO price: $265.68
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If youโre going to change the world, start early. Third grader Treandos is doing it and looking good in the process. โจ#WishesDelivered โจ
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Donald Trump suing the United States, the country he is currently the president of, over vote-counting BEFORE the votes are counted, is the most hilarious metaphor for his presidency I can think of. #Election2020
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Weโve somehow crossed over into an alternate reality predicated by @VeepHBO - โnev-add-aโ
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A moment Iโll never forget... #ThankYouDoc & Congratulations on an amazing career! Cheers
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After 3,750+ Professional and Olympic hockey games, 100 different verbs used to describe a pass or shot, and 22 Stanley Cup Finals, the legendary Mike "Doc" Emrick has announced his retirement from broadcasting. From hockey fans around the world, we say #ThankYouDoc!
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That debate was the worst thing I've ever seen & I was in The Star Wars Holiday Special.
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Thought I'd clarify a few different mechanisms that are getting confused somewhat: 1) retail speculation and short term call buying ("Robinhood") 2) institutional call spread trades in tech (SoftBank etc)
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Hey guys, wanna feel old? I'm 40. You're welcome.
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