guess what im jg
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I don’t really care what people say, I don’t really watch what dem wan do
fortlandia, CO
Joined April 2011
Sometimes a mans greatest asset is being just some guy.
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Ex scene guy getting into a bar fight: “Oh yeah well how about I’m outside your window????”.
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That’s right.
Been putting on Anthony Bourdain’s show as background noise lately and every episode is just him meeting some brown guy who says “family and food is everything in our culture”.
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I can’t watch everyone argue 5 different wrong ways of how to handle and prepare raw chicken. It is a blind spot that ignores class culture race politics, nobody knows what they fuckin doin.
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Mod Sun filmed a music video at my house in college.
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This along with Brisk and Capri Sun top 3 drinks that make you thirstier.
31 years ago today, Minute Maid introduced "Fruitopia" and it would last 9 years in the United States until it was discontinued in 2003
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Looking at my YouTube searches from last night: “jgb band” lmao ATM Machine headass drunkass.
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This hole I ripped in my jeans is keeping my junk nice and cool on the bus 👌.
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PREACH JUICE.
Stop liking Ai pictures yall letting the robot's win.
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RT @josiahhughes: when "line cooks" curse while preparing your meal, they are effectively cursing your meal. it's worse than spitting in yo….
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RT @spiketvviewer: yoo Denver peeps - where’s the best place to vote for Zohran? both of my usual polling places are closed???.
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Nah song still rips.
it must feel really shitty to be a broke boy in the crowd whenever that disco lines song comes on.
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In light of recent events I would like to offer Karen Read a sincere “whus hannenin”.
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Pete Hegseths wife:.
I just found out my husband thought White Claws were energy drinks and he's been drinking one on the way to work every day.
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I remember seeing these in the checkouts as a kid and wondering what the point was and who would ever believe this stuff and now it’s to the point where like 1/4 of the country is this spun.
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