Good morning, y'all! Happy Monday. Have a great one. Love ya! 🥰🇺🇸

This is not the heat that Whitney Houston wanted to feel with somebody. 😫🤣.

Good morning, y'all! Happy Sunday. Your love and support mean everything. Love ya! 🥰🇺🇸

This Ho is fixing to make landfall, tomorrow. Not a big deal except when it floods the gators like to surprise you in your yard. Stephanie is ready for retribution, lol. 😆

I was at the store a few minutes ago and this kid came running up to me and said, "Hi, Memaw!" I ain't never wanted to punch a kid more in my life. 😣.

Good morning, y'all! Happy Saturday. Have a great one. Love ya! 🫶🇺🇸

I knew Carlos would do this. 🙄

My husband after he told me, "We don't need a f*cking professional to hang these blinds."

My MIL and Carlos took the homemade explosives home but now Carlos is dipping sparklers in gasoline. I'm going to go ahead and call 911 now. 🙄(See previous post for context).

[My MIL calls and tells me her and her boyfriend are bringing the fireworks to the cookout]. My Latina MIL: *shows me homemade explosives*. Me: Take that shit right back to your house because we don't do meth labs explosions in this neighborhood.

😆 "Just spangle them bitches."

Good morning, y'all! Happy Friday. I hope you have a great 4th. Let's try not to blow our fingers off with fireworks. Love ya! 🤗🇺🇸

I'm still hot it just comes in flashes now. 🫠.

I love the "Can I hug you?" people. No, but thank you for asking.