metaphor man
@shitbiscuit
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RT @Wikipedia: Because of their naturally friendly dispositions Samoyeds usually make for terrible guard dogs. They don't attack threats; j….
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My man's covered all the bases. "1 t-shirt to rule them all!!!" 🧙♂️
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Please stop posting images of me in the “chopped chuds” community tab.
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I’ve had a Fortnite emote looping in the background over my headset while staring at the wall for the last 10 minutes.
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Pay per view service where you get to see every splinter of a fractured soul like episodes of a slowly failing hbo original series.
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There should be an orange/yellow microprismatic thin blue line style flag for DoT workers.
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RT @HOSTAGEKILLER: (unemployed gf) .[12PM]: .Good morning.*picture of a cat*.*picture of a cat*.*picture of an opossum screaming*.honestly….
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