Just finished latest shift at hospital . Nose and ears sore from wearing masks for last 48hrs but not complaining as despite media reports we have plenty of PPE. Love being back working in #NHS @MattHancock #StayHomeSaveLives

I spilled my gin. Fucking fuck fuck fuck. How's your day going?

Folks who tweet "Twitter,...(a request)... . Go!" 🙄

Piggin' out. 🙄

When is the *Slow* clap for the press and the tv media? #slowclapforthemedia

So disappointing that certain people prefer to merely highlight problems as opposed to offering potential solutions

Hats off to the leading journalists in Britain who have helped bring a frightened and anxious nation together... albeit in a united revulsion of leading journalists, but well done anyway.

So really, I should set up my camera because this is terrible video. Trying to ad lib synthesis one handed holding the phone - I’m not up to it. But we’re locked down so I’m sharing my day... let me know if you’re interested to know what this is.

When you sometimes need to make an ally of distraction in these times, I've very much enjoyed @themouthmag and @DamnInteresting today. Good stuff folks. 👍

#askskynews How stupid do questions have to be to get asked on #askskynews?

New York* I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down.... (*Twitter) LCD Soundsystem https://t.co/nKowVcVFky

This is extremely encouraging. A new study from Imperial shows the total deaths could be lower than 7000 - less than seasonal flu. The peak could be just a week away if true. What we are all doing is working - just by staying at home we are saving lives.

So like most of us, Saturday is footy day and we are missing it badly. So this Saturday we are putting our shirts on along with our close footy family and trying to do what we normally do...... drink, sing and talk…

Great British Menu on the @BBC. What is the point of adding Susan Calman?

If you can help, help. Sign up if you can! https://t.co/mup7NeqAXG #nhsvolunteers

Well done @sainsburys and folks of High Wycombe! Just been to do shopping for parents and it was 90% normal shop. Eggs, pasta, tinned tomatoes were the main missing items. Store was calm and people sensible.

New Guideline: If you are within range of me taking a step and punching you in the face, you are definitely too close. Too strict?

At a time when this country has the least patience, it is about to have the most patients. I do hope this reverses real soon. #ApartTogether

My parents are now more stressed, anxious and scared than ever after trying to go shopping at @sainsburys Uxbridge in the 7am over 70's hour, than they were before. The virus is not worrying them, 'the panic' and empty shelves are.

I'm more than happy to go along with this. If we're going to keep working, I'd much rather be delivering things that people in my community really need, than the usual mountain of catalogues and advertising.