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I would much rather extend both Soto and Machado than bid on Ohtani.
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We gonna talk about Pete Alonso elbowing Profar “on accident”?
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Pitcher: *throws at Fernando Tatis Jr.*
Don Orsillo: “And it looks like we’ll get some movement up in the Padres Bullpen as Keone Kela will begin to warm up”
Other Teams Bench:
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San Diego simply cannot compete with the winning culture of LA
Justin Herbert watching from the sideline, the closest the Chargers will ever get back to San Diego
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You can’t make this shit up.
They want to abolish the playoffs because the Dodgers might get eliminated this year.
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Tune in next week as Jake Cronenworth deploys to Ukraine!
Joe Musgrove and Co. working their way through the infamous Drake Passage (complete with 20-foot waves 🫣🤢) on their way to Antarctica. (Knowing Joe, he’s taking advantage of the instability to do core work 😉)
#Padres
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If you think we’ve got a Wild Card spot all locked up I’d like to welcome you to your first season watching the San Diego Padres
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@JonHeyman
Jon this is not true. Rachel Luba told me that every team from the MLB, NFL, NBA, MLS, and NHL are all in on Puig and have offered him 15+ Year deals that are all over $1 Billion.
SMH fake news media.
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1. Yu Darvish
2. Joe Musgrove
3. Blake Snell
4. Kodai Senga
5. Nick Martinez (bullpen in the playoffs)
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Padres Fans: Wow Fernando Tatis Jr. hit a grand slam today nice.
Dodgers Fans: WE DON’T CARE!
Padres Fans: Ok..... we weren’t talking about you tho.
Dodgers Fans: WE’RE GONNA MAKE MEMES ABOUT HOW MUCH WE DON’T CARE. THAT’S HOW LITTLE WE CARE!
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“Who cares if the Padres beat the Dodgers? Spring Training doesn’t matter.”
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The Padres “decimated” Farm System:
- Gore (fixed apparently)
- Abrams
- Hassell
- Campusano
- Lange
- Mears
- Medina
- Valenzuela
- Elliott
- Angeles
- Merrill
- Wood
- Gasser
- Kopps
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There is absolutely no reason to keep giving Matt Beaty at bats over Trayce Thompson
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Some consensus info I’ve gathered from Dodger Fans:
- Austin Nola is literally the worst baseball player in the league.
- Standings in April are extremely important, but the games themselves aren’t. Unless the Dodgers win those games then they are also extremely important.
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I would like to remind all of you that the Dodgers are not trying to win this game and do not care, as their best reliever Evan Phillips takes the mound in the 7th inning for the 2nd night in a row.
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BREAKING: The San Diego Padres are in agreement with Outfielder Juan Soto on a 10 Year, $1.8 Billion contract. Soto will make league minimum $700 K for the duration of his contract then be paid out the rest of his contract over the following 317 years.
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Remember when I said last year Jake Cronenworth should bulk up after moving to 1B.
The Cronen-girth era has begun
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@BigCocJoc31
@BRWalkoff
@sdutKevinAcee
That’s too bad. No way the Padres can beat the Dodgers without him.
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A Padres trade getting very close and becoming public without being officially completed for a significant portion of time?
I have a bad feeling about this.
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Former MLB Executive says he “still doesn’t understand why (he) lost his job and can’t find another one”
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Source:
#Padres
have made an offer to Kodai Senga. The value is around 5 years, $71 Million.
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@MiserableSDFan
What if we sent Davies back with a few prospects for Darvish, traded Patino for Snell, and then signed Sugano 🤔.
That’s only $30 Million added to next year payroll.....
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Of course, how could I have been so blind.
It was right there in front of us.
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SOURCES: The San Diego Padres and LHP Yuki Matsui are in agreement on a 2 Year, $14 Million contract. The entire deal will be deferred and paid out in $1 increments to Matsui and his family bloodline every year for the next 14 Million years.
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Nola manages the staff well and doesn’t strike out a whole lot at the plate, but power is valuable and I don’t think Nola is taking anyone 447 to dead center.
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I read this and thought he got into a car accident.
This is what being a Padres fan is like.
Manny Machado just hit a passing car way behind the outfield fence during batting practice in Peoria. Voit and others threw their arms in the air and were chanting his name.
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He’s what? 190-195 lbs?
If he plays 1B primarily going forward, I think he should bull up at bit to at least around 205-210 to add a bit more pop in his bat.
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You wanna know what I just realized?
Every member of Padres Twitter has a higher WAR than Eric Hosmer.
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I would rather face DeGrom tonight, we’d have a better shot.
The Padres face Drey Jameson tonight, who will be making his big league debut and has a 9. 77 ERA in his last three minor league starts (17 ER, 4 HR)
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Jake Cronenworth was a 4-5 WAR Player in 2021
Matt Olson was a 4-5 WAR player in 2021
If you trade Jake Cronenworth for Matt Olson, the team doesn’t get better. It stays exactly the same but more expensive.
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George Kirby had a 3.39 ERA in MLB last year and hits 98/99 on the gun. He struck out 9 Dodgers in one if his last Spring Training outings.
…and Ethan Salas just tripled off of him.
Prized Padres catching prospect Ethan Salas triples over the head of Alberto Rodriguez in right field to drive in a run
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Wacha: 3.32 ERA/127 IP ($6 Mil AAV)
Tallion: 3.91 ERA/177 IP ($17 Mil AAV)
Walker: 3.49 ERA/157 IP ($18 Mil AAV)
Manaea 4.96 ERA/158 IP ($12.5 Mil AAV)
Eflin 4.04 ERA/75 IP ($13.3 Mil AAV)
On paper, this is an insane bargain. Patience really paid off here for Preller.
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An actual exchange i had today:
Dodger Fan 1: “Lmao beating a team that’s not at 100% doesn’t count”
Me: “You guys beat us at far from 100% in the playoffs and still talk shit about it”
Dodger Fan 2: “Lmao yeah go cry about it”
Some of the stupidest people on earth.
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Padres offseason *priorities*:
- Resign Suarez, add an additional high lev. arm
- Sign a 4th Starter, I prefer Kodai Senga
- Address the 4/5 spots in the lineup, I prefer Rizzo and Drury
- Determine the odd man out between Profar, Grisham and Kim
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The week after the lockout is officially lifted is gonna be the craziest week of trades and signings in MLB history and we all deserve it when it comes.
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Randy Vasquez has hit 100 before and has a 3,000 RPM curveball
Jhony Brito sits 96 and has a great changeup
Pedro Avila, arguably, has 2 plus offspeed pitches
Drew Thorpe & Robby Snelling were the 2 best pitchers in Minor League Baseball last year
Dylan Lesko is Dylan Lesko
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The more I think about it the less I give a shit about winning next year and the more I care about them successfully integrating these 8 guys into the roster over the next 6 years
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Here’s how this goes:
- Mets publicly leak trade talks before saying no
- Trade talks upset Eric Hosmer
- Eric Hosmer tells Padres clubhouse that the organization doesn’t care about them and that they shouldn’t care about winning for a team that doesn’t care
- 2021 repeats
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Really awkward day for the kid wearing a Freddie Freeman jersey
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Ok hear me out:
Put Mackenzie Gore and CJ Abrams on the Opening Day Roster and play Abrams in the OF.
Stop the madness.
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Padres Trade Target Paul Blackburn and Padres Ace Joe Musgrove have surprisingly similar stuff: A Thread
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Taylor Rogers
Drew Pomeranz
Pierce Johnson
Luis Garcia
Robert Suarez
Nabil Crismatt
Adrian Morejon
Nick Martinez
That is an elite bullpen
I’m fine trading Stammen and Hill if needed.
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Machado to the IL, Option Knehr and DFA Alcantara.
Promote Abrams, Ruiz and Rosario to MLB.
Yes? Yes.
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1. Tatis
2. Bogaerts
3. Soto
4. Machado
Just give it a try and see how it goes
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Shit maybe they should try it, seems like it worked for us.
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We get Tatis back
We get Musgrove back
We get Suarez back
Grab a SP at the deadline and move Martinez and/or Lugo to the bullpen
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I want Correa, obviously, but I’ll take Senga, Drury (1B) and Brantley (DH) if it comes down to it.
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So here’s rumor I’ve heard from a couple people: the
#Padres
and
#Guardians
did talk a little about Franmil before the lockout. They were looking to move Myers and significant prospect capital to CLE for him. If it is in fact true that’s really interesting.
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Peter Siedler is worth $3 Billion and the Padres are top 5 in attendance.
Wow, that’s so difficult to understand!
The Padres have blown through the luxury-tax threshold for the second straight year.
Does it make financial — or baseball — sense?
@jaysonst
asked MLB executives:
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According to
@MLBPipeline
, the San Diego
#Padres
are the favorites to sign International Prospects SS Yendry Rojas and SP Jarlin Susana.
If signed, Rojas (55 FV) would immediately become a top 5 prospect in the system and Susana (50 FV) would be in the top 10.
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Prediction/hope: Drury back at 3 years $27 million by Thursday
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Has anyone tried telling Eric Hosmer that being bad at baseball causes infertility?
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According to
@JesseRogersESPN
, an MLB Executive told him he believes the
#Padres
will trade Fernando Tatis Jr. this offseason. Can’t say I expected that.
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You gotta give Preller credit for that Snell trade
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Hello everyone
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Good for Preller, paying Suzuki 5/85 would’ve been a mistake.
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@zeroskate28
@JomboyMedia
Nope just celebrating sweeping the Dodgers.
Which we just did.
How embarrassing for them and their fans.
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Vince Velasquez just struck out Trent Grisham on 3 fastballs down the middle.
Vince Velasquez.
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In another year with different baseballs Voit probably has 15+ HRs by now
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@BauerOutage
@973TheFanSD
Manny Machado is gonna spank your ass til you call him daddy.
It’s on clown.
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“I was rooting for the Padres until they got good and their fans stopped letting us call them a bad team”
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Joe Musgrove is out for 6 weeks max.
6 weeks from now, the Padres play the Mets in New York.
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162 game averages:
Tatis: .292/.369/.596/.965, 48 HRs, 33 2Bs
Soto: .287/.424/.526/.950, 33 HRs, 30 2Bs
Machado: .282/.341/.493/.833, 32 HRs, 35 2Bs
Bogaerts: .292/.365/.458/.814, 20 HRs, 39 2Bs
And, maybe
Brantley: .298/.365/.439/.794, 14 HRs, 39 2Bs
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@RyanFlo98077565
@MLB
@baseballpro
Man I really wish we still had Gore, Abrams, Campusano, Hassell, Weathers, Morejon, Baez, Marcano and Lawson but this guy just told me we traded them away!
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What’s funny is Justin Upton kinda makes sense to platoon with Beaty in LF.
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Jackson Merrill explaining to Juan Soto in depth why you don’t pour the milk before the cereal has been the highlight of Spring Training so far
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Alright quick trade breakdown:
Cease: Great in ‘22. Bad in ‘23. There was a little regression, but looks like some bad luck and defense played a big part as well. 3.7 FIP to 4.5 ERA is a huge gap. Still struck out a ton. Niebla lab + pitchers park + good defense = good scenario.
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Padres Bullpen w/ different looks:
Suarez (R): 96-101 w/ Pwr Change
Matsui (L): 92-96 w/ Splitter
DLS (R): 95-99 w/ Slider
Go (R): 93-98 W/ Pwr Cutter
Cosgrove (L): 90-93 W/ God Slider
Wilson (R): 93-98 W/ Sweeper
Jacob (R): Laws of Physics bent
Brito (R): 93-98 W/ Pwr Change
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I can’t believe I’m seeing Dodgers Fans making fun of Darvish after Kershaw’s performance today
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