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Not so much fly as plummet.

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Joined April 2007
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3 years
I'm guessing that the v1 API got switched off as my Twitter app has stopped updating. That means that the only thing that made being here bearable has gone. I'll probably check in every now and then but from now on I'll only be posting on Mastodon.
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@frak
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19 days
Tesla dealerships don't want you to know this one weird trick of using saltwater and lemon juice to preserve and maintain the finish on their cybertrucks.
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@frak
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2 months
What's up bitches?.
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@frak
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1 year
Yum, @sainsburys bacon here looking so appetising! Comes complete with it's own lake.
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@frak
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1 year
Hey @jimmycarr, something's changed and I don't quite know what it is.
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@frak
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1 year
I watched that idiotic movie about pop tarts and I personally feel that it's @JerrySeinfeld who is single handedly ruining comedy.
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@frak
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1 year
Well hello there handsome @gdavies
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@frak
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1 year
Awwwwwww, bless @jackwhitehall
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@frak
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1 year
Does your mother know that you gargle any random Tory's cum for £20k?.
@kelvmackenzie
Kelvin MacKenzie
1 year
Average pay £60K. 4-day week. 183 days actually in the train cab. 20 days holiday. 8 days Bank Holidays. Average sick days 20 days ( national avg. 4.6). Aslef just rejected a rise to £65K and started strike action, their 9th in 12 months. Time for another Wapping. Lock ‘em out.
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@frak
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2 years
Saw @stephenkamos tonight at @lsqtheatre - as always I left with my sides splitting and my face aching. A master of mixing improv with set pieces. #DoffsCap.
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@frak
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2 years
Merry Christmas everyone, I hope the next year is kind to you.
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@frak
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2 years
My instance is down so I thought I'd look in here. How's it all going?.
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@frak
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2 years
Getting very strong H̶e̶r̶m̶e̶s̶ Evri vibes here today. .
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@frak
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2 years
Your fourth most frequently used gif is how you feel about Johnson stepping down as an MP
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@frak
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2 years
MUUUUUUM! He's messing with dimensions again. make him stop.
@ShouldHaveCat
Why you should have a cat
2 years
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@frak
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2 years
RT @buitengebieden: Cat incubating eggs and raising chicks.
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@frak
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2 years
RT @jorymicah: The “two party system” for dummies.
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@frak
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2 years
Really biting my tongue to not suggest that a country's invisible friend might be handing out some payback.
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@frak
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2 years
RT @BeckettUnite: There was no justice for Aberfan. There was no justice for Bloody Sunday. There was no justice for Orgreave. There was no….
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@frak
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2 years
Well that's a new one on me.
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