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@Fpl_pain
Jake 🇵🇸
11 months
At last, the meetup we’ve all been waiting for Fpl_pain x Cassowary
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@Fpl_pain
Jake 🇵🇸
3 years
@OfficialFPL "aftee review"
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@Fpl_pain
Jake 🇵🇸
3 years
@NeoNovinar @tomassoucek28 Because his friend is a racist who called a black man a monkey.
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@Fpl_pain
Jake 🇵🇸
2 months
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@Fpl_pain
Jake 🇵🇸
3 years
🚨PRICE REVEAL!🚨 Will our new winger find a place in your #FPL squad? 🇯🇲
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@Fpl_pain
Jake 🇵🇸
2 years
@BenFoster That’s alright Ben, get well soon. Just next time make sure to let us know so I know not to start you on FPL
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@Fpl_pain
Jake 🇵🇸
2 years
@FPLMate Your internet
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@Fpl_pain
Jake 🇵🇸
3 years
Vice president of the Super League
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@Fpl_pain
Jake 🇵🇸
3 years
Some people with FPL Twitter accounts are actually really shit at FPL
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@Fpl_pain
Jake 🇵🇸
2 years
Ruben Dias trying to defend when his team doesn’t have 75% possession
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@Fpl_pain
Jake 🇵🇸
2 years
@FPLMate Most of them are making it better. You’re the exception
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@Fpl_pain
Jake 🇵🇸
6 months
I have Palmer coming on for Tsimikas 😎
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@Fpl_pain
Jake 🇵🇸
8 months
@fesshole Must feel 20kg lighter after getting that confession of their chest.
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@Fpl_pain
Jake 🇵🇸
2 years
Being called the biggest virgin on FPL Twitter is like being called the smallest man at a Dwarf Sanctuary
@FPLMate
FPL Mate (Dan)
2 years
@Fpl_pain You must be the biggest virgin on FPL Twitter, but thank you nonetheless mate x
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@Fpl_pain
Jake 🇵🇸
3 years
@DavkucD @tomaspavlik96 @NeoNovinar @tomassoucek28 I don't mind being seen as unbearable to racists
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@Fpl_pain
Jake 🇵🇸
2 years
@OfficialFPL Dropping your triple Captain on an injured Jota is almost as bad as using it on Lacazette
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@Fpl_pain
Jake 🇵🇸
3 years
Ye all bought Foden because a ball hit off his arse
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@Fpl_pain
Jake 🇵🇸
3 years
🚨PRICE REVEAL!🚨 Welcome back Romelu! 😄 Will the Belgian feature in your forward line for the 21/22 #FPL season? @OfficialFPL
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@Fpl_pain
Jake 🇵🇸
3 years
Around a hundred thousand of them
@JohnDoeFPL
John Doe FPL
3 years
Seeing SO many people in the top 100k 👏🏼
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@Fpl_pain
Jake 🇵🇸
3 years
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@Fpl_pain
Jake 🇵🇸
2 years
Klopp, brought his signature ‘Gangnam Style Press’ when he came to Liverpool
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@Fpl_pain
Jake 🇵🇸
3 years
@lunihann @OfficialFPL -Got beat at home and didn’t create a chance
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@Fpl_pain
Jake 🇵🇸
2 years
Great goal, Ronaldo paid a woman 375 thousand pounds out of court after she accused him of rape
@xGPhilosophy
The xG Philosophy
2 years
0.02(xG)
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@Fpl_pain
Jake 🇵🇸
3 years
With Robertson injured I believe Van Dijk will move to left wing back with Phillips coming in to form a 5 atb formation ⬇️ #FPL #LFC
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@Fpl_pain
Jake 🇵🇸
2 years
@MackayoSaka @richarlison97 @Carra23 It’s not nonsense to say that richarlison feigns injury and sits on the floor all day
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@Fpl_pain
Jake 🇵🇸
2 years
When you copy FPL Review all season and then brag about a high Massive Data rank which is based on their model
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@Fpl_pain
Jake 🇵🇸
3 years
@tomaspavlik96 @NeoNovinar @tomassoucek28 Common sense will tell you that he absolutely did do it
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@Fpl_pain
Jake 🇵🇸
1 year
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@Fpl_pain
Jake 🇵🇸
2 years
@fesshole I dislike this person more for using ‘hubby’ than the cheating I think
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@Fpl_pain
Jake 🇵🇸
4 months
Fuck it, Ben Chilwell highlight reel
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@Fpl_pain
Jake 🇵🇸
3 years
@Asensii20 @OfficialFPL And that's relevant how?
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@Fpl_pain
Jake 🇵🇸
3 years
@KimKristensen72 @GNev2 With all the talk about "the physicality of the Premier League" the whistle is blown every three seconds
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@Fpl_pain
Jake 🇵🇸
3 years
@lauriewhitwell @JamesPearceLFC @TheAthleticUK This has to be one of the best transfer sagas since Messi left Barcelona that time
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@Fpl_pain
Jake 🇵🇸
3 years
@JamesPearceLFC Man City getting Grealish and Ronaldo, Man Utd getting Sancho, Chelsea getting Lukaku. But we’re sound because we have Gordon coming through the ranks
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@Fpl_pain
Jake 🇵🇸
6 months
@HITCSevens Let me cook
@Fpl_pain
Jake 🇵🇸
6 months
You just don’t save those
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@Fpl_pain
Jake 🇵🇸
3 years
Would you bench boost this?
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@Fpl_pain
Jake 🇵🇸
2 years
Grass FC when an analytics account tells them that getting Pascal Gross for a hit isn't optimal
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@Fpl_pain
Jake 🇵🇸
3 years
Washing away the sin @Differential_PL
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@Fpl_pain
Jake 🇵🇸
2 years
🚨PRICE REVEAL🚨 Will our latest signing find a way into your #FPL team reds? 🔴
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@Fpl_pain
Jake 🇵🇸
3 years
OFFICIAL STATEMENT Dear #FPLCommunity , my response to the recent controversy I will be better in future
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@Fpl_pain
Jake 🇵🇸
4 years
@zenithvx @HilaKleinH3 @KEEMSTAR @_Starkilla Love how you abuse someone on the internet and then act high and mighty when someone abuses you on the internet.
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@Fpl_pain
Jake 🇵🇸
3 years
@TheRealSketch_ @FPLStatus They were hardly gonna list him as a fwd were they?
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@Fpl_pain
Jake 🇵🇸
2 years
@Johncolf @JayRimmer10 What did Mohammed do to deserve being eaten pal?
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@Fpl_pain
Jake 🇵🇸
4 months
Many different ways to play the game #FPL
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@Fpl_pain
Jake 🇵🇸
2 years
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@Fpl_pain
Jake 🇵🇸
3 years
Got him 😂 @fpl__Alex2
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@Fpl_pain
Jake 🇵🇸
3 months
@__Faren__ @PomKenny Who did changing the colours of the England flag kill?
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@Fpl_pain
Jake 🇵🇸
2 years
@CFC_Janty L disrespecting the best to ever do it for likes
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@Fpl_pain
Jake 🇵🇸
6 months
You just don’t save those
@HullCity
Hull City
6 months
Our first league win at Boro in 3⃣6⃣ years! 🙌 @LewisPotter_K 's 10th goal of the season secured a 1-0 victory in 2022! 💫 𝘿𝙚𝙡𝙫𝙚 𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙤 𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙖𝙧𝙘𝙝𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙨 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙏𝙞𝙜𝙚𝙧𝙨+ 📽️🎞️ #hcafc
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@Fpl_pain
Jake 🇵🇸
2 years
If Salah is at home to Brentford and Leeds in GW22, that’s the triple captain sorted
@BenCrellin
Ben Crellin
2 years
Happy Christmas everyone! I've tried to figure out and then summarise which DGW fixtures in GWs 21+22 are very likely, probable, possible and unlikely in this spreadsheet. Make sure you understand the KEY before you look at the rest of the spreadsheet.
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@Fpl_pain
Jake 🇵🇸
3 years
OCD been bad today. Feel like I don’t deserve happiness because of guilt and had a relapse in terms of mental rituals. So tiring. Hopefully tomorrow will be better
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@Fpl_pain
Jake 🇵🇸
3 years
@FPL_Fish Oh so you're in big fucking trouble I'm guessing?
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@Fpl_pain
Jake 🇵🇸
1 month
@StaticxShockk @siinwop You think he is just flat out admitting to literally fucking murdering someone a few lines before too then?
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@Fpl_pain
Jake 🇵🇸
3 years
Today FPL Twitter found out that women exist
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@Fpl_pain
Jake 🇵🇸
3 years
Nah wtf is this 💀 @Differential_PL
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@Fpl_pain
Jake 🇵🇸
5 months
Just lost all of my eth investing in a scam my wallet was drained pingreen coin is a scam my account was hacked my password was compromised my bitcoin and crypto nft wallet was drained
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@Fpl_pain
Jake 🇵🇸
3 years
Sancho will be a good 4.5m enabler soon
@FPLStatus
FPL Status
3 years
Price Falls! 💷 #FPL ⬇️ Cédric £4.2m ⬇️ Traoré £5.7m ⬇️ Minamino £5.1m ⬇️ Sancho £8.9m ⬇️ Rodon £4.3m ⬇️ Bachmann £4.3m ⬇️ Baah £4.4m
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Jake 🇵🇸
3 years
Sancho and Van De Beek got subbed on #MUNMCI #ManchesterDerby
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@Fpl_pain
Jake 🇵🇸
1 year
@LFC Great subs, see out the game and take the point away from home
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@Fpl_pain
Jake 🇵🇸
2 years
@MagnusCarlsen That’s why you should check, pal
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@Fpl_pain
Jake 🇵🇸
3 years
@FFCMatt22 @HITCSevens She never played for Liverpool
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@Fpl_pain
Jake 🇵🇸
2 years
@OfficialFPL NOOOOO MY PLANS ARE RUINED
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@Fpl_pain
Jake 🇵🇸
3 years
@elshuaibii @OfficialFPL Sorry to break the bad news, but Bamford will come in not Dallas
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@Fpl_pain
Jake 🇵🇸
3 years
FPL players a week before the deadline: “I’m locked in” The lock:
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@Fpl_pain
Jake 🇵🇸
2 years
@lfcMuh @__DavidLFC Why would you post that that genuinely hurts
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@Fpl_pain
Jake 🇵🇸
3 years
@FPL_TeddyBears @SMane_Officiel The Ederson penalty save was the biggest swing for you today, from a clean sheet wipe out to 5 points and a bonus
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@Fpl_pain
Jake 🇵🇸
2 years
The wildcard is locked in, once again I am asking if you would bench boost this? And sorry @Differential_PL , not captaining Coutinho sadly
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@Fpl_pain
Jake 🇵🇸
3 years
I’ve seen enough of us do this on Twitter to feel as if we’re in some kind of cult. I immediately like you if you’re captaining Antonio this week 😂
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@Fpl_pain
Jake 🇵🇸
4 years
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@Fpl_pain
Jake 🇵🇸
3 years
@9_0Mentioned 45 minutes before kickoff, new record surely
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4 years
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Jake 🇵🇸
3 years
@lewinh0_ @JamesPearceLFC Surely be back after international break. We seem to have one every two weeks now
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@Fpl_pain
Jake 🇵🇸
3 years
@xGPhilosophy England (0.1) - (6.8) Scotland
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@Fpl_pain
Jake 🇵🇸
4 years
@Yandagooner @KvotheCFC @PaddyHerrlinger @Thiagoooal - a clowns response to being proven wrong
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@Fpl_pain
Jake 🇵🇸
9 months
Fair to say that if you scored 50+ points this week then you’re absolutely dog shit at the game
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@Fpl_pain
Jake 🇵🇸
2 years
@Linn_FPL He won’t shag you mate
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@Fpl_pain
Jake 🇵🇸
3 years
Images that precede unfortunate events
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@Fpl_pain
Jake 🇵🇸
3 years
What?
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@Fpl_pain
Jake 🇵🇸
1 year
Is Faes’ form unsustainable or is he a stat buster like Almiron?
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@Fpl_pain
Jake 🇵🇸
2 years
@AlishaFPL He’s lucky he used triple captain or he would have only gotten 4 points instead of 6
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@Fpl_pain
Jake 🇵🇸
1 year
@avisualgame This defence in a Klopp high line is a nightmare waiting to happen
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@Fpl_pain
Jake 🇵🇸
3 years
@9_0Mentioned Which 9-0 did you prefer?
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Jake 🇵🇸
3 months
@Boogie2988 Because most people don’t announce when they are not going to be on twitter for an hour or two
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@Fpl_pain
Jake 🇵🇸
3 years
Just saw Gary Neville's rant. "this is disowning your own club stuff" Actually felt emotional listening to him, he's absolutely spot on with everything he said. #FSGOut
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@Fpl_pain
Jake 🇵🇸
7 months
Only me and someone’s nan have him apparently
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@Fpl_pain
Jake 🇵🇸
1 year
🚨Special Surprise Poll 🚨
FPL Foxy 🦊
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Tombz 🪦
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@Fpl_pain
Jake 🇵🇸
3 years
⚠️WARNING⚠️ Salah’s xS (expected strip) is extremely high going into the next game, as if he scores it will be his 100th Premier League goal for Liverpool 💯🔥 His goals are now worth 4 points making him a less appealing candidate for the armband in #FPL 😬😬
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@Fpl_pain
Jake 🇵🇸
2 years
Pep Guardiola in big European games without Messi
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@Fpl_pain
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2 years
FPL Fella looking at the Tory in the gym
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@FPLFella
Fella
2 years
Just saw my Tory MP in the gym 😬 Caught his eye, dirty look, I think he got the message.
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@Fpl_pain
Jake 🇵🇸
3 years
Like it or not Analytics FC, this is what a man full of confidence in flying form looks like
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@Fpl_pain
Jake 🇵🇸
3 years
Bernardo Silva has been absolutely incredible all season, but if you think he’s been better than Salah than it’s time for bed 🛌
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@Fpl_pain
Jake 🇵🇸
3 years
@MattyhFPL He triple captained Pogba first week wtf is that 😂
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@Fpl_pain
Jake 🇵🇸
2 years
@CFC_Janty Take this ratio bozo
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@Fpl_pain
Jake 🇵🇸
2 years
@laura_woodsy @stevenKloppLFC2 Biggest mistake of your life Laura
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@Fpl_pain
Jake 🇵🇸
2 years
@FPLMate Well you can tell the season is gone to shit because Lacazette is in my fucking team 😭😭
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@Fpl_pain
Jake 🇵🇸
3 years
🚨WARNING🚨 We all know Klopp likes his full backs high up the pitch, there’s a good chance Salah moves to left back in Robertsons absence making Salah a less appealing option for the arm band! 🤔
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@Fpl_pain
Jake 🇵🇸
3 years
I don’t think I get enough recognition for being one of the most creative and versatile accounts on this app
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@Fpl_pain
Jake 🇵🇸
4 years
@NovisFreddie @xMangoTechno @Real1Marz @the_irishguy Have you lost your mind? You realise David McGoldrick plays for us?
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