I have 4 Free Transfers and £1.2m in the bank to turn this team into the perfect Bench Boost this Gameweek. Surely not much surgery is needed here? 🤔

I log off Twitter for one week and suddenly everyone is buying Dominic Calvert-Lewin in FPL. What on earth happened in these 7 days to end up here?? 😂

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Finally going back to making FPL videos today. Things are getting better, but I’m not quite ready to do the podcast yet and want to be close to home. The podcast will sadly be on hiatus for now.

Sorry for the lack of videos/tweets. Unfortunately my wife and I received some bad news this week, and it has been quite difficult to process. Getting in front of camera and pretending to be ok has sadly not been possible, but hoping to be back making videos this weekend 💜

74 points all out, and another green arrow going into break 😮‍💨✅ Romero & Kudus outscore Tarkowski & Ndiaye by one point for the second week in a row. These marginal gains are NOT worth the stress of going up against the template at all 😂 Looking forward to BB GW8 next…

I sound like an old man, but there was once a time when your captain scoring was exciting in FPL. Now everyone has the same captain! 😴

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Ndiaye invisible. Palace defence solid. DefCon and bonus points increasing. It all changes in a moment of stupidity from Lacroix. This is why we love/hate FPL 😂

Muñoz is a beacon of hope in a bland world of defcon defenders.

I can’t think of a single expensive FPL player that is actually worth the money outside of Haaland. 💩 Salah 🤷🏽‍♂️ Isak 🤕 Palmer 🤷🏽‍♂️ Saka 🤷🏽‍♂️ Gyökeres 🤷🏽‍♂️ Bruno 💩 Watkins 🔄 Ekitiké 🤕 Marmoush 💩 Wirtz You may as well just pick Haaland and a squad full of £6-8m guys at this point.

If João Pedro didn’t have the easiest run of fixtures possible coming up, he’d be straight out of my team… 🙄

What is it about Chelsea that causes so many centre backs to get injured there? Never seen a club like it.

If Gyökeres is not on penalties he is probably not worth £9.0m…

These Ghanaians been eating Nigerian food this week 🥵🇳🇬

Need the other Ghanaian midfielder to step up next 🇬🇭

KUDUS GOAL!!!! ⚽️

Kudus yellow card 22’ 😡 Kudus assist 23’ 🤩

I’m hearing the Ekitiké injury is not serious, but that he isn’t quite fit to start vs Chelsea. He will be on the bench this evening, with Isak presumably starting.

Despite starting the season at £0.5m cheaper, Haaland is now officially more expensive than Salah in FPL. The new most expensive player in the game! 💰🇳🇴